|}The Priyamvada Chronicles{| - Page 10

Originally posted by: .MereRangMein.

And we need a Part 2!

and i second you, yagyaseni.

Vrushali comes to Karna just b4 he is about to leave.

V: Karna, someone wishes to see you.

K: Who?

V: Your wife (and beckons Supriya to come in)

Supriya comes in, w/ an ugly baby in her arms.

K: He looks just like his mom. Who's is it?

S: Yours.

K: Okay, teach him how to be totally unlike me. Teach him to break any vows, teach him how not to be loyal to anybody or anything , teach him to do anything that would result in self preservation. In short, teach him to...

S: Take refuge w/ Arjun?

K: Exactly. What's his name?

S: You get to name him.

K: No you. You've kept him in your womb for 9 months, so you get to name him

S: Since I got him by Vrushali making her sacrifice, I'll name him Vrishaketu. Arya, can I ask you for one thing?

K: What?

S: Please marry Vrushali - it's very awkward her having to bring us together, even though she's not a part of the family. Let her have babies as well.

K: Right now, I'm busy and have to go. I'll think about it after I'm back.

Karna leaves.

Originally posted by: .Vrish.

Vrushali comes to Karna just b4 he is about to leave.

V: Karna, someone wishes to see you.

K: Who?

V: Your wife (and beckons Supriya to come in)

Supriya comes in, w/ an ugly baby in her arms.

K: He looks just like his mom. Who's is it?

S: Yours.

K: Okay, teach him how to be totally unlike me. Teach him to break any vows, teach him how not to be loyal to anybody or anything , teach him to do anything that would result in self preservation. In short, teach him to...

S: Take refuge w/ Arjun?

K: Exactly. What's his name?

S: You get to name him.

K: No you. You've kept him in your womb for 9 months, so you get to name him

S: Since I got him by Vrushali making her sacrifice, I'll name him Vrishaketu. Arya, can I ask you for one thing?

K: What?

S: Please marry Vrushali - it's very awkward her having to bring us together, even though she's not a part of the family. Let her have babies as well.

K: Right now, I'm busy and have to go. I'll think about it after I'm back.

Karna leaves.

Vrish Bhai, u need to update the index too!! 😳

Kurt, updated the index page. Let me know if I forgot anything.

Shyam, this one was as long as something Vyasa would write 😆 but if you are pulling in BRC characters, you need to throw in bhashans about everybody's mahaan-ness - BRCArjun praising BRCBheeshma & BRCDrona to the skies, BRCDraupadi praising BRCArjun, BRCKri telling BRCDraupadi that SS is insulting himself, not SD, BRCDraupadi telling SK that BRCArjun can protect SD and that SK is not needed, blah blah blah. The thing about BRC was that everybody is a chatterbox, so even in that long post below, that should have been captured.

Also, great extension to that Vrushali-Supriya dialog. Only thing - why would Vrushali go after Arjun, where she'd be a third class citizen after Draupadi and Subhadra? And maybe even Yakshini, depending on how THAT goes. She should pick Nakul or Sahadev.

Or if she wants a hot hubby, she should follow Karna to the battlefield and chase Dhrishtadyumna, who makes *Dhrishtadyumna and *Lakshman look pretty ugly 😆

Originally posted by: shyam09

The Great Meeting. PART 1

Scene: StarSisupal (*S) walks in on SonySisupal (SS) about to rape SonyDraupadi (SD).

AND ACTION (just a side note, whenever a new character gets introduced, they have walked in, they are not on the stage already. Currently only SS and SD are on stage, anyone after that is someone who walks in).

SS: Hello you ravishing beauty. I am going to enjoy you.

SD: Do you know who I am?

SS: Who cares about all that. I'm horny for a throny.

SD: How dare you?! I am born of the Agnikunda. You touch me, you will burn!!

SS: (touches SD and puts finger in mouth) Ooh Damn. You are quite tikka.

SD: How can you do such a thing. I told you that you will burn if you touch me!

SS: I already touched you and I'm still here.

SD: Hmm (grabs pallu and finds tag). Dammit, wearing the flame retardant saari today.

SS: Because you want to enjoy me and my body (closes one eye). Let's take this to the bedroom now.

SD: No, I am married to the FIVE Pandavas. You touch me, and they will kill you.

SS: Aare. Make up your mind. First you say that if I touch you, I will get burned. Now you say if I touch you, I will get killed by the five Pandavas.

*S: You mean the Five napunsaks.

SS: (turns around): My oh my, and just who is this handsome devil? Related to you by chance SonyDraupadi.

SD: Never seen this creep in my life before.

*S: Come on, you don't know me? I'm Sisupal.

SS: No, I'm Sisupal.

*S: I said I'm Sisupal.

SS: NO, I AM SISUPAL.

SD: Wait wait, we have a clear issue here. We need to decide who's who. First, new sisupal - do you want to rape me?

*S: Eww no. You're such a napunsak for asking me this question.

SD: Well, I like this new Sisupal better. I choose you.

*D (StarDraupadi): Woah woah woah. Just because you can't burn that horny Sisupal, you want this harmless fellow who goes around calling people Napunsaks.

SD: And just who are you?

*D: I'm Draupadi.

SD: Oh no you didn't. I'm the divya janmi, agni putri, Drupad nandini - Draupadi.

*D: Oh and what am I? Some kind of cheese cracker. I'm Draupadi.

SD: I don't believe you.

*D: Wow, okay. Hey, you naughty at fourty.

SS: ME? (smiles)

*D: Yeah, touch me.

SS: Oh seriously!!

*D: Don't be sick. (extends foot) Touch my foot, idiot.

SS: Better than nothing (crouches and extends hand and touches foot). OOOUCCCHH. My finger!!!!

(Sony Sisu's finger got burned off, now it's just a crippled black mess)

*D: Told ya I'm the real deal.

SS: Oh then I should be with you.

*S: Woah, we need to settle our issue first.

SS: What issue?

*S: Who's the real Sisupal.

SS: I could touch you if you want and see if you're a Napunsak.

*S: I'm not a napunsak, you're the napunsak.

SS: Trust me weird stranger, I am definitely not a napunsak. I've been with like 2 women. Same time.

*S: Oh really. And what were you doing?

SS: Watching but still, it's more women than you've been with.

*S: (gasps) How did you know that?!?!

SS: You walk around calling everyone a napunsak, it only makes sense that you're the napunsak.

*S: Take that back!!!

SS: Never!!

*D: Now scram fake weirdly dressed Draupadi. Look at how you look and look at how I look.

SD: What you're dressed ---

*D: Like the Empress of Indraprasth. You look like a pink tootie-frutie.

SD: Oh --

SKri (Sony Krishna): Hello everyone.

*Kri (Star Krishna): Oh no no no. You are not me. I'm good looking, you I want to punch)

SD: Woah, who's this new guy?

*Kri: Oh hi, I'm Krishna.

SD: You're Krishna?!!

*Kri: Yeah, any uhh doubts?

SD: You're a better looking Krishna than what we have here?!!

*Kri: Oh that's sweet. And who are you by the way.

SD: I'm Draupadi.

*D: Oh no. You're not getting close to my Govind. Govind tell her that I'm Draupadi.

*Kri: Sakhi, calm down. New Draupadi, this is my friend Draupadi.

*D: GOVIND!! I'm the real Draupadi.

*Kri: Sakhi, what have I taught you. This sansaar brings us new confusions every day. It's how we deal with them that matters. I suggest you accept your new Draupadi.

*A (Star Arjun): New Draupadi?! Hello gorgeous.

SA (Star Arjun): Back off, she's my Draupadi.

*A: Hey well I need a backup. My Draupadi keeps getting mad at me for no reason. I marry Subhadra --

SA: Wait who's that?

*A: Krishna's younger sister. Wait, you aren't married to Subhadra?

SA: No. Hey Madhav --

SKri: Yeesss

SA: How come you never introduced me to your sister.

SKri: Paarrtthhh.

SA: I'm waiting.

SKri: Paaarrtthhh.

SA: WHAT?!

SKri: Well, she just doesn't find you very appealing.

SA: What do you mean not appealing?

SKri: I don't know. I asked her if she likes you and she said no. Apparently she like Karna more.

*A: Woah what new weird looking Madhav.

*Kri: I thought I was your Madhav Paarth.

*A: You are my Madhav, Madhav but we now have a new Madhav.

*Kri: Well call him something else. Kaha hum, kaha yeh.

*A: Alright. Govind.

*D: Nope, that's reserved for my Govind.

*Kri: (smiles)

*A: Alright Keshav.

BRCA: (BRC Arjun): Nope, that's what I call my Krishna.

*A: Oh for crying out loud, who are you?!!

BRCA: I'm Arjun. Who are you?

*A: I'm also Arjun.

BRCA: Oh. Cool.

BRCKri (BRC Krishna): And I'm his Keshav.

SA: What? How come you two get these Krishna and why am I stuck with this weirdo..

BRCKri: well,

*Kri: Actually.

BRCA/*A: Actually can we answer this one?

BRCKri / *Kri: Of course, go ahead.

BRCA/*A: Because our actions decide our destiny.

BRCKri / *Kri: Correct.

SA: Wait a second, how come I don't know this.

*A: Maybe your Krishna hasn't taught you this?

BRCA: Probably. So Arjun

SA: What?

BRCA: Not you, the other Arjun.

*A: Yeah

BRCA: Where's your Gandhiva? I want to look at it.

BRCD (BRC Draupadi): Hey, what about me?

BRCA: Oops, (giggles) forgot I brought you with me.

*D: And who is this?

SA: Is this Subhadra?

BRCD: No, I'm Panchali.

SA: Another one!! This is goddamn unfair.

SKri: What's unfair?

SA: This Arjun gets a good looking Draupadi, that Arjun gets a good looking Draupadi. Then why do I have this mopped headed Draupadi who can't even get a good hairstylist. (cries)

*A: Ohh, don't cry Arjun. Our action --

SA: I know, you just said that.

BRCA: Sheesh, you're definitely a mean Arjun.

SD: So you're Draupadi too?

BRCD: Of course I am. Who are you?

SD: I'm Draupadi too.

*D: So am I.

BRCD: Ooh you're cute. I like your outfit.

SD: What about my outfit?

BRCD: Yeah, no. You look like pink tootie-fruitie.

*D: I said the same thing as well.

BRCD: LOL

*D: LOL

BRCD: So I heard your Arjun has a Subhadra as well

*D: Yeah, but I made that guy piss his pants when he brought her to Indraprasth.

BRCD: Seriously, what did you do?

*D: I appeared angry, set a path of fire to stop him from entering, and then when he comes to me apologizing, I reject him harshly.

BRCD: Oh my god, I did the same thing -- well minus the path of fire. But still ...

*D: But Subhadra came next and melted my heart. She's so much like Krishna.

BRCD: Yeah that's true. My Subhadra was cute. When we hugged, a bard sung in the background that the Rivers Ganga and Yamuna finally met.

*D: Wow, that's a beautiful moment.

SD: Woah, I-I-I don't have a Subhadra.

*D: Oh, so I guess you have Arjun to yourself than?

SD: Well no ...

BRCD: So where's your Krishna/

SD: Over there.

BRCD: Oh. He looks ... erm ... okay.

SD: I know what you're thinking. If he's like this, what will his sister be like. No wonder she hasn't married Arjun yet.

BRCD: It's okay. So where's Bhim?

SD: Oh my Bhim is simply the best. You will love him, but he's mine. Don't forget that.

*D: From what I've seen so far, I don't think we'll be forgetting that.

SD: Arya Bhim.

SB (SonyBhim): What is it darling?

*D: eep. (controls giggles). That's your Bhim?

BRCD: He looks uhm ... okay.

*Kri: So this is your Bhim hmm Draupadi.

SD: Yes, this is my Bhim.

*Kri: Vrikodar.

SB: Yes, who are you?

*Kri: Peacock feather in crown doesn't give me away?

SB: Oh pranipath Keshav.

BRCKri: Can you guess who I am?

SB: Oh another Keshav. Pranipath.

*Kri: So Vrikodar, how are you feeling? Did Mata Kunti give you food to eat?

SB: Yes I already ate. Why do you ask?

*Kri: Did you go to the toilet already?

SB: Yes I already did. But that's an odd question to ask.

*Kri: Well you see ...

BRCKri: You know Krishna, there really isn't a better way to put this..

*Kri: Okay, well ... your face looks constipated so I thought you might want to make some toilet.

SD: Oh this is his usual face.

BRCKri: Usual. Face?

*Kri: Oh. That's nice. Well done Draupadi. I'm very proud of you.

SD: Thank you. So other Draupadi's, where are your Bhims?

*D: Allow me to present the mighty Vrikodhar, BHIM.

*B: You called Panchaali.

*D: Look Aarya, this is another Bhim. I thought you'd like to meet him.

*B: (looks at other Bhim): Oh. Panchaali, you shouldn't do that to this poor guy.

*D: What did I do Aarya?

*B: You kept him waiting. He clearly looks like he needs to use the bathroom.

*D: No no, that's his normal face.

*B: That's your normal face?

SB: Yes. (smiles)

*B: Oh goes. Here I bought some freshly made ladoos for you Panchaali.

*D: Oh thank you.

SD: You make food for her?

*B: Oh I love cooking for my darling Panchaali. Even when I'm not officially her pati, I still send her food.

SD: Wow, I'd kill for that kind of service.

BRCD: Wait till you meet my Bhim. Aaryaputra.

BRCB (BRC Bhim): You ordered my presence Panchaali?

BRCD: I wanted you to meet the other Panchaalis and Bhims.

BRCB: (folds hands): Nice to meet you.

SD: Wow, you look strong.

BRCB: Thank you. I'm as strong as 10k elephants.

SD: Wow. And look at your muscles.

BRCD: Back off lady.

*B: Woah, I'd love to wrestle you some day.

BRCB: Hey you don't look so bad yourself. Yeah, I'd take you on any day.

SS: Hey hey, what about me? So many Draupadi's to choose from.

BRCD: What's with this creep? what does he want to do.

*D: Apparently, he wants to "ravish our beauty" or something.

BRCD: Touch me and not only will you burn to ashes, but I'll have all five of my husbands personally beat the crap out of your ashes.

SS: Oh you've got a fiery hotness that turns me on. But given that the other Draupadi burned my finger, I'll stick with this baby right here.

SD: Aarya's help me!!

SA: Oh I like your Gandhiv Arjun. It's so nice looking. Tell me more about this Subhadra.

SB: (wrestling).

SD: Crap.

*S: Napunsaks. You're all Napunsaks. (starts flipping people off)

Everyone (stops and stares):

END OF PART 1.

When I get time, I'll continue this in Part 2 where Sony Karna enters to protect Sony Draupadi's honor.

😆😆😆 It's been a while since I've seen BRC's MB. Alright, time to do some catching up then, after which Part 2 will be up 🤣

Fainted due to excess laughter! Ugly baby ka naam karan and again naam karan! And Vrushali going with Arjun! Too funny! V/S Conversation was more than hilarious.

shyam, vrish, aap dono toh mahaan ho.

Vrish Bhai you forgot the Draupadi Promo!