As I already have Jared's auto in my special SPN auto book, I decided to ask him to sign my Sam Winchester Top Trumps card from the pack that Jenn made me for my birthday. I didn't expect him to look at it, but just to sign it and move on - it was the end of the con and the queue was really long and J2 must have been exhausted. However, not only did he sign it, he then paused to read it. Again, I kept waiting for him to give it back and move on. I was gobsmacked when instead he said Can I see the Dean one?'
Me: I haven't got it out. It'll take too long to find.
Jared: That's OK. Come back when you've found it.
Me: What just here?
Jared: Yeah. (to the steward) She's good.
So I'm standing next to the auto table, hunting through my bag for my Top Trump cards while Leo, next in the queue, is talking to Jared. I manage to pull out the Dean card pretty quickly, wait for Leo to finish, then hand it over. Jared stops and considers both cards. He makes some comment about Sam beating Dean in almost every category. I'm still expecting him to hand the cards back and move on. But oh no.
Jared: (shouting over) Hey, Jackles! Look at this. I beat you pretty much across the board. (to me) Hand them over, let him see them.
So now I'm handing the cards over to Jensen, who's auto I don't even have. Jensen stops signing to read the cards, frowning. And then the J2 banter begins, with me standing awestruck in between.
Jensen: Why do you have more power than me? What does power' even mean?
Jared: Like special powers.
Jensen: I beat you at humour'.
Jared: You know what humour' means. You have a funny face.
Jensen: You know what is most important to people when they're looking for a partner, a relationship? A sense of humour.
At this point Leo has finished with Jared, the steward has made him pick up my bag, and they're trying to usher us away, but I can't go because Jensen still has my cards. I finally wrestle them from Jensen's hands and run away, on rather wobbly legs, not quite believing what just happened.