A trip to ssel zoo:guidelines

A trip to ssel zoo:

Welcome , friends...

Here are the guidelines...

This zoo is very dangereous and you may find several things a mystery...so be careful..and each species in a cage can be given something different ...so pls follow our guidelines

1. We have the most intelligent dog in the world..He may not hurt you, but beware, you may fall in love with him.

2. There is the most dangereous species in the world...its medical reports say that these type of species are generally never found in trp lands...its dadiconda species

You may be given a special suite and glasses while seeing it, bcoz you may start doing evil things, if you see it...You can give only botox ...and don't give it by yourself..you may deposit those botox here in the counter and they will be given by a specially trained botox injector..

3. There are two species here..we find it difficult to categorise them...

One is brainless and the other is brainy...they may turn you mad if you stay there with a long time...Don't give them any eatables, however you can give them, make-up kits...

4.This is a species whch is so sweet...Its been here for a longer time and has never given any troubles...She can be a good friend for you...

5.This cage has a naughty species...however it is so good that it will not harm anyone..he can understand other's minds easily

6.This cage consists of two species of cuties, to say..they will not harm anyone and they stand for others in case other species has any trouble...however, one has been missing for a long time and stes are taken to find them..

7.In this cage, you may find a confusing species..it may change its colour often and you find it difficult to identify what type of species that is.

8.This cage has two special species...

One is so sweet and fun-loving...

And the other one is a bit, sadu...

You can give Mexican rice, patas, and zero-fat eatables for that sadu...

And litti-chokha, gulab-jamuns for the other...

You may find them having cat-fights with each other, but don't worry they never dare to hurt each-other...these type of species are very rare and rarest of all...

One may die without the other just like the love birds,...

The species here in the ssel zoo are very rare...so you may have a good time here...

(guys, i am really sorry if this post hurts anyone...i am also a sselian...and if anyone feels that i'm wrong to post this, bash me...)