HAPPY NEW YEAR...FUNNY...

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pavan4u

@pavan4u

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Posted: 10 years ago

Hi Friends,

Happy New Year To all..

New Year??? Dont make Fools...

We r made fools by many people till now,

But Iam really Wishing U Happy New Year

Iam wishing happy new financial year 2015-16 ..Yaa this is the date where all accounts starts nd all the new tax laws ammended comes into force in Indiia...

Lets see how New Financial Year will have an impact on Birla's

1.The Birla family has a Business in Fairness Products... The corporate Income tax is reduced from 30%-25%...So dadi ,your paying less taxes on profits...😆

2.The Wealth Tax is not leived on Birla House anymore ...As the Wealth Tax is completely abolished...👏

OMG gud newz, Dadi Humey party chahiye...

3.The Indian Skin care business will be tripled by next 3 yrs...

Why not?? All people from youth to old ,all wants to be fair...But remember all, Being fair or unfair depends on pigment Melanin its nothing to do with any Beauty Products...

Jaago Grahak Jaago..

4.Dadi Ur Company should appoint one women director from hereon...

Whom U want to be ??...Ragini aur sowmya start Tom & Jerry Fight...😡

For Beauty Lovers ...

From this financial year ,U can avail 30000 as tax exemption on Medical treatments ., I mean your beauty care ,spa ..But only for super senior citizens like dadi...

For Yuvani Lovers ..There is nothing to cheer...this year

Rates of Executive & Business Air Travel inreased...If U want to go to honeymoon ,you have to pay high...

Rates of Amusement And Theme Parks Going to be increased..No romance at all..😲

Serice tax incereased by 2% ...LOL Yuvraj u hav to eat only at Dhabas ..No 5stars & 7stars

But Yuvraj dont worry u r a Birla ,U can take suhani anywhere ,if u really love her...

For Suhani ...

Cheers Suhani... ,Micro Wave Ovens,Peanuts,Butter,packaged vegetables,fruits wil cost less

Zoo's nd Museums wil cost less from nowon...So there is no point of leaving Birla House (zoo).

...JUST FOR FUN ...ANYONE DONT TAKE PERSONALLY...😊

But I really hope SSEL, this year gives huge profits to production team ,Huge Income to Actors ,Huge TRP's to Star Plus.

😊

Freinds I hope best for all of u...