GOTW : line adding story making

I have conducted a poll for Game of the week this time and line adding story making won with maximum number of votes. So I really hope I get good participation this time...
About the game: It's my personal favourite game. And it is easier than it sounds.
Rule. Add only one line at a time. And try to make it as funny as you can.
How to play: I would add a line. You have to continue it and enjoy gaming.
Hit like if you enjoy the game.
Like person 1 : Soumya said I love Yuvi
Person 2 : Yuvi says But I love Suhani
Person 3 : Sharad said guru but you were mine.lol

And the game starts
I will start
Suhani is about to faint but...

But Dadi holds her and Snaky enters and said, 'Leave my Love, she's mine!'

Lol dadi gets angry and said but you use to love me aren't you Snake??,

Lol, Lopa. 😉

Soumya tries to tug her away from Dadi, but Dadi says, "She is MY Suhani si 'aye' ladki". 😡 "I will take away all your venom if you dare to drag her away from my death embrace". 😆

Lol just then yuvraj enters and says Suhani itna bada dhoka? u married me and u have an affair with dadi?

Yuvraj enters and sees them and whines, "Ab mera kya hoga? "

Lol... Interesting wayback, clarity!
Suhani by kicking Dadi's feet will stand straight. Suhani: plz don't disturb me, I need to wash Yuvraaj's clothes.

Soumya says no my love. I will help you 😳

Yuvraj says, "Chalo, ab Suhani mere kapde dho rahi hai. I can have my mental peace now".

"Maa, please book my tickets to the Himalayas, because I have decided to take sanyaas and pray for mental peace there". 😆

Here Sharad enters... No GURU ji you can't leave like this. Then Who will take Snoopy for a walk?? And just think about your vintage car. OMG