Seeking Donations for Yuvraj Birla!

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Posted: 10 years ago
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deah SSEL-ites!
Our zero is fast running out of brain-cells due to sustained toxinoma from SODARAMEN & is on the verge of HypnoSomatix activity. 😭😭😭
In this condition, patient understands and responds only to commands from snakes!
To revive the patient we are looking for generous donors to donate brain-cells liberally as most us have gazillion we can spare a dozen or two!

SSEL-ites from IF and elsewhere! Donate brain-cells (C+ve) generously!!


Note to Yu-snake!!

Yo Yu!
You wanna give company to snakeSom and get her outta depression? oh yeah?
What about the rest of the peeps?, SSEL-watchers wantu know😛
You are depressing all of them as well! 😕😲 see?
SO! pls Stop dancing to the daadi-tunes like a silly snake and wake up and use all your brain cell/s.
All of that half-cell before it self-destroys itself !
In the meanwhile,
generous SSELite- donors will gift spare-cells and you can hammer the cells into your head
like this! hee...

ThQ!




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Posted: 10 years ago
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😆😆🤣 My poor Yuvraj...😒😉. Kya se kya hogaya...snaky tere dosti mein. Yeh din bhi dekhna pad raha hai...😭
These days Yuvraj can understand Parseltongue only...no wonder we see him swaying to snaky's tunes 😔.

So count me in for donating a few cells of mine...😉
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Lovely post. I can't stop laughing. I WISH THERE WAS AN AWARD OF "IDIOT OF THE YEAR"
Yuvraj is the most stupid character ever. And I will be sooo disappointed if Suhani forgives easily. Saumya is evil but Yuvraj is he even the male lead for suhani? Shit shit shittiness everywhere.👏👏👏
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: feminist

Lovely post. I can't stop laughing. I WISH THERE WAS AN AWARD OF "IDIOT OF THE YEAR"

Yuvraj is the most stupid character ever. And I will be sooo disappointed if Suhani forgives easily. Saumya is evil but Yuvraj is he even the male lead for suhani? Shit shit shittiness everywhere.👏👏👏



does this mean you are donatingor not...can we count 20 hammers!?
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: Elita

😆😆🤣 My poor Yuvraj...😒😉. Kya se kya hogaya...snaky tere dosti mein. Yeh din bhi dekhna pad raha hai...😭

These days Yuvraj can understand Parseltongue only...no wonder we see him swaying to snaky's tunes 😔.

So count me in for donating a few cells of mine...😉



Calling for more cells Elita,
all the cells donated by you, evaporated within few minutes. Did not last even one balcony talk from dadi-snakes :( ?


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Posted: 10 years ago
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Hilarious post, Dunce! 😆😆

Please consider my donations:

  • 1 million brain cells (Look at the sacrifice I'm making for the brainless Crorepati Birla 😭😭)
  • 1 anti-venom kit. 😆😆 This is to help him ward off all the venom the Botox Bitches spew.
  • 20 hammers to beat the venom out of him. C/Of Ms. Suhani Birla. She is the best snake-destroyer in all of Allahabad, I've heard. 😲
  • Some CDs of the latest Bollywood movies so he is rid of his addiction to Boa Constrictor's Naagin Dance for which he makes late night trips to her room. 😡

😉

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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: clarity

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Hilarious post, Dunce! 😆😆

Please consider my donations:

  • 1 million brain cells (Look at the sacrifice I'm making for the brainless Crorepati Birla 😭😭)
  • 1 anti-venom kit. 😆😆 This is to help him ward off all the venom the Botox Bitches spew.
  • 20 hammers to beat the venom out of him. C/Of Ms. Suhani Birla. She is the best snake-destroyer in all of Allahabad, I've heard. 😲
  • Some CDs of the latest Bollywood movies so he is rid of his addiction to Boa Constrictor's Naagin Dance for which he makes late night trips to her room. 😡

😉



haha...

W👏W! That's great Clarity! h v Generous!
I hope it will last for the first few minutes after which snakeYu (notice he's now not denseYu n mor) will head towards SnakeSom to see if she needs a snake2snake resustication effort

Anti-venom kit, I am hope he will throw it at SU before he gets into his own snake-pawn biz. Su will need that even from Yu

LOL @ bold

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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: dunceHat



Calling for more cells Elita,
all the cells donated by you, evaporated within few minutes. Did not last even one balcony talk from dadi-snakes :( ?



Fine...donated few and they evaporated so soon...Dadi's cells were more powerful than mine 😔. Okay am donating a million more cells...hope mine and Apu's put together should help him get wiser for the next few days.
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Posted: 10 years ago
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thank Q👏
No Elita, dadi won't have cells...she has hynotic trance...and casts spells!!

All Yu's brain-cells(thx to generous donations) seem to self-extinguish in the venousVibrations!

sigh!

Let's see they might last tomorrow if Yu snake keeps outta the queen-snakes' glare and venomousVoiceSpells
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: dunceHat



haha...

W👏W! That's great Clarity! h v Generous!
I hope it will last for the first few minutes after which snakeYu (notice he's now not denseYu n mor) will head towards SnakeSom to see if she needs a snake2snake resustication effort

Anti-venom kit, I am hope he will throw it at SU before he gets into his own snake-pawn biz. Su will need that even from Yu

LOL @ bold



Snake2Snake! 😆😆🤣🤣 You're right. Normal CPR will not work on her. He may also bring her snake milk from the Anaconda and feed it to her from a bottle with her in his lap. Daddy Yuvraj! 😆😆

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