How To Tell If a Guy Hates You 101: Lessons for Soumya

SSEL fans, class is in session now and I think one of our favourite characters Soumya is in much need of our help. We are all angels like Suhani and always take inspiration from her, so I'm sure you will not back away from helping Suhani's best friend out.😉
I think we should write a letter to Soumya on how a guy behaves when he HATES you, because she is too innocent to realise it without our help.😭


HOW TO TELL IF A GUY HATES YOU 101:

1. He makes faces 😕 and looks like he would rather get a vasectomy than be in your presence.
2. He tries to avoid your presence and would rather play with his dog than talk to you.
3. When you hold his hand, he shrugs it off like a troll has just touched him and says, "Don't ever touch me like that".
4. When you hug him, and he turns around with an expression that says he would like to vomit in your face rather than hug you. 🤢
5. When you hand him a glass of juice and he says he would rather take it from his manservant than you.
6. When he is spending time with his wife and you appear, he looks like he wants to shoot you in the face. 😲
7. When you come into his room, he runs into the bathroom and checks to see if you have gone before venturing out.
8. When you lay out a Kurta for him, he subconsciously realises it is your choice and expressly avoids it to wear what his wife chose for him.
9.He is not interested and looks bored to death every time you try to make a conversation with him
10. He is showing you negative body language. E.g making it obvious he doesn't want to be around you and would rather watch paint dry
11. He insults you in front of his family members and doesn't look sorry
12. He tells you directly to your face that your talk is nothing but pure BAKWAS!! As in you chat SHIT!!
13. He is so desperate that he would get u married to his best friend just to get away from u.
14. He laughs when he hears that some1 else(aka wifie) wants u for his best friend.


An updated list will soon be available to those who require a detailed handbook. Till then, please refer to other works like, "How to not be psychotic and hit on your BFF's husband", "How to not be an ungrateful wretch who schemes behind her BFF's back" and more.

She really needs our help, people! Please add to this all important list with your comments below and help a poor soul out.

Just a fun post to cheer people up! 😆😆

EDIT: Alright guys, your contributions to our gift for Soumya have been duly noted and added to this list. Please add more so that our Soumya is able to get the message. 🤣

Rofl hahahahahaha awesome awesome post. Really some1 should send this to Neha to show her how much we love her lol

Sandi, please use your skills and add more points to my lovingly crafted letter. You see, Soumya needs a more detailed mandate to understand our concern for her. 😭😭😭

Haha awesome 👏
I want to add to the list

9 He is not interested and looks bored to death every time you try to make a conversation with him

10 He is showing you negative body language. E.g making it obvious he doesn't want to be around you and would rather watch paint dry

11 He insults you in front of his family members and doesn't look sorry

Oh another one

12 he tells you directly to your face that your talk is nothing but pure BAKWAS!! As in you chat SHIT!!

Lol how more obvious can it get!

Holy crap, Appu! Your really gotta give a gal warning before coming up with something like this. I think I'm gonna have to start saranwrapping my laptop😆😆

The title had me already bursting out laughing but when I read the first reason you listed🤣😭🤣🤣🤣😭🤣🤣😭 . I was laughing so hard I was crying. I'm dying to see the "other" works you referred too!😆😆

Originally posted by: clarity

SSEL fans, class is in session now and I think one of our favourite characters Soumya is in much need of our help. We are all angels like Suhani and always take inspiration from her, so I'm sure you will not back away from helping Suhani's best friend out.😉
I think we should write a letter to Soumya on how a guy behaves when he HATES you, because she is too innocent to realise it without our help.😭


HOW TO TELL IF A GUY HATES YOU 101:

1. He makes faces 😕 and looks like he would rather get a vasectomy than be in your presence.
2. He tries to avoid your presence and would rather play with his dog than talk to you.
3. When you hold his hand, he shrugs it off like a troll has just touched him and says, "Don't ever touch me like that".
4. When you hug him, and he turns around with an expression that says he would like to vomit in your face rather than hug you. 🤢
5. When you hand him a glass of juice and he says he would rather take it from his manservant than you.
6. When he is spending time with his wife and you appear, he looks like he wants to shoot you in the face. 😲
7. When you come into his room, he runs into the bathroom and checks to see if you have gone before venturing out.
8. When you lay out a Kurta for him, he subconsciously realises it is your choice and expressly avoids it to wear what his wife chose for him.

An updated list will soon be available to those who require a detailed handbook. Till then, please refer to other works like, "How to not be psychotic and hit on your BFF's husband", "How to not be an ungrateful wretch who schemes behind her BFF's back" and more.

She really needs our help, people! Please add to this all important list with your comments below and help a poor soul out.

Just a fun post to cheer people up! 😆😆

this one's awesome post you come up with Apu.. I'll add a few more as and wen I get time. I have a few in my mind too...lol...

13. He is so desperate that he would get u married to his best friend just to get away from u. 14. He laughs when he hears that some1 else(aka wifie) wants u for his best friend.

Lol, I think this post was needed to make us look at the Phateechars in a new light. Thanks for commenting and adding to the list! 🤗

You see, our Soumya is a little dense, guys! We should always help those in need, as Suhani says.