MahaEpisode-Part 1
A/N:Hii readers,I know I said it will be regular updates but you know life is so damn unpredictable,and so am I 😆 So,again a clear warning,dont read as a fiction on Ramayan,its just a RomCom.
Since I have so much to write about it,and I dont want it to end so soon:P ,thats why I am introducing a MahaEpisode in this fiction,here is its Part 1.Enjoy & do give a feedback!
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Siya's room,the following morning.
Giggles,giggles and giggles filled the room.
The three ladies sat on that huge sized bed giggling.
"Mandavi"
"Urmila"
"Tum Kyu has rahi ho??"
Mandavi raised her eyebrows,and questioned back,
"Tum kyu has rahi ho???"
"Main?Are main toh bawli ho,aise hi has rahi hun,tum batao?"
Thanks to Urmi's quick wits,
"Achha?Mai bhi bawli hun!isliye has rahi hun"
Sita rolled down laughing,
"Dekho toh kaisa sanyog hai,aaj toh Sita Didi bhi bawli ho gyii haii!"
"Hmmm"
Urmi and Mandavi burst out too.
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Bharat didnt turn back.He was viewing his luggage to be carried to Kekaya,they were in his room
"Bharat Bhaiya!!"
"Shaant raho!tum dono ke kisi bhi murkhta bhare prashn ka uttar mai nahin dunga!!"He controlled his smile.
"Kintu Bharat,unhone koi aisa prashn nahin puchha!!"
"Ram Bhaiya aap bhi!!"he had to turn back,
"Haan Bhaii,humne toh keval yeh puchha ki aap sakushal hai ya nahin?"Lakshman asked,
Bharat breathed out,
"Kya lag rahaa hai tumhe?"His smile pushed itself out on his lips.
"Shatrughan dekho toh bha..."
"Shatrughan??"
The youngest Raghav was absent,and three of them didnt knew when and where he disappeared.
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Everyone assembled in the hall,to their surprise,there were not two but 7 belongings ready to be loaded on the cart that was accompanying Bharat and Mandavi's chariot to Kekaya.
"Ye kya hai??"asked Urmi,
"Hmm,lagta hai Bharat bhaiya apne rang,apne shashtra,aur vo kya kehte hain,Chitrakathayein??"
"Chitrakaari!!!"Urmi shouted on him,
"Aap ye bhi nahin jaante."
"Aap jaanti haina,paryaapt hai hamare jeevan ke liye!!"
"Kintu itni bhi badi nahin hoti ye vastuen ki itna sthaan le le"
"Aap bhi toh itni badii hai,kintu hamare chhote se hriday me keval aap ka hi sthaan haii.Dekhiye itna hi bada hai hamara hriday!"He showed his fist to her.
Urmi turned to him,
"Sumitranandan,ab aap ka bhi mashtishk toh itna bada hai,kintu buddhi keval itna sa sthaan leti hai"
She too showed her fist to him.
"Kintu itni saari vastuen kyun??"Ram asked,
"Ho sakta hai Jijashree, ki Mandavi didi apne saaj shringaar ka samaan saath le jaa rahi ho!!"Urmila announced,
"Tab toh aaadhe se adhik vastuen toh Mandavi bhabhi ki hi hone wali hai."
"Arey tab Bharat bhaiya kahaan baithenge?"Urmila asked in a fake worry
"Urmila!!"Sita glared
"Mujhe gyaat haii!!"Ram blurted out,
"Kahaan Swami?"
"Vo...vo..kuchh nahin."
"Arey bataye na Jijashree!"
"Mujhe bhi gyaat hai."
"Toh aap khade kya hai Sumitranandan,bataiye?"
"Bharat bhaiya apne vaastavik sthaan par baithenge!Puchh lijiye bhaiya se..."
"Ohho!!Aap ne toh bohot sahayata kardii itna bataa kar"
"Lakshman bhaiya,puri baat bataiye,aap aur aapke bhaiya bhi naa"
"Mai aur bhaiya yahin keh rahe the Bharat bhaiya vahin rahenge jahaan vo hamesha nritya karte hain"
"Bharat bhaiya nritya karte hain?"
"Aaj tak toh mujhe yahin gyaat tha ki mere bade devar bohot achhe chitrakaar hai,kintu ve nritya bhi karte hain"
Ram kept quiet because he feared,'Kahin Siya nritya pe pravachan naa shuru karde'
"Haan nritya karte hain,kahaan!?!?
Mandavi bhabhi ki ungli par!Aur kahaan?"
"Lakshman bhaiya,aap bhi naa!!"Sita exclaimed,and Urmila was busy imagining Bharat and Mandavi.
"Aur nahin toh kya??Yuhin nahi Bharat bhaiya bechare bane bhraman karte hain"
"Arey bhraman toh hum sab jaa rahe haii"
Shatrughan entered excitedly.
Bharat and Mandavi entered from the other direction,
"Aur kya baatein ho rahin hai??"Mandavi asked,
Silence!
"Lag rahaa hai aapke hi baare me ho rahi thi,Mandavi bhabhi"Shatrughan impulsed the matter.
A clear expression on everyone's face,'ab kya karen?'
Lakshman eyed Bharat to stop,
Bharat moved forward,
"Priye,ye sab baad me puchh lena,chalo prasthaan karne se purv Mataon se mil le"He tried to drag her...
"Kya Kaikeyinandan,aap hamesha beech me aa jate hain?"she scolded him hard angrily,
Bharat panicked,easily leaving her,
"Arey priye tum krodhit kyu ho rahi ho?Jao jo karna hai karo"
Mandavi smiled at him,that made him smile as well.
Lakshman slapped his forehead,
"Saumitra,aap bhi kisse keh rahe the??"
Urmi playfully clapped her hands,
"Kya aap sab ye baatein karne lage!!Mai keh raha tha hum sab jaa rahe hai"
Shatrughan shouted eagerly,
"Hum sab jaayenge!!"
"Kahan?"
"Kekaya Udyaan,Bhaiya Bhabhi ko vahan chhodne ke liye aur bhraman hetu bhi"
Their eyes widened,opportunities!!
"Uchit hai!!"Lakshman cheered
"Avashya"Urmi jumped,
And within no time all eyes were on them,
"Tum dono itne utsaahit kyu ho?"
"Hum?"
"Mai"
"Ye"
They tried to cover up,
Finding no other option,they blurted out at the same time,
"Didi/Bhaiya"
Moving towards SiRa,they bumped onto each other,
She falls,he catches.
Everyone thought that it would be such a romantic moment,the wind too blew,there also was a quick eyelock...
But at the end they were LakshMila,
"Aap!!"
"Kya aap!?Aaap!!"
"Dekh ke nahi chal sakte"
"Vo aap nahin kar paate!!"
"Hum?Arey aap swayam ko dekhe?"
"Kya dekhe?pratidin toh dekhte hain sheeshe mein"
"Bas?!!hamari budhhi ki baat karti hain?"
"Arey,aap ke paas budhhi kahaan hain?"
He gently dropped her,
"Hawwnh!aapka ye dussaahas?"
*catching her again*
"Itne samay pashchaat,kuchh uchit kaarya kiya hai humne!!"he smiled,
She got furious,
"Aap!!Isi ke layak hain!hum nahin karte aapse vivah!jaaye"
"Arey,mata!kitni baar batana padega?"he folded his hands
"Kyaa?"she frowned,
"Ki humare bhi praan nahi nikle jaa rahe aapke liye"
Having no point left,Mila looked here and there,
"Isikaaranvash...bas isi kaaranvash!!"
"Kiskranvash?"
"Aap bade vo hain!"
"Kya hain?"
"Bas vo hain!"
"Arey kya hain?"
"Bas aap hain!!"
"Toh thik hai!aap bhi hain!"
Idea!!
"Dekha jeejashree,ye kitne nakalchii hain!!"
"Nakalchi?"
"Haan vahin hai aap!"
"Kaise?"
"Hum jo bolte hain use hi dohra dete hain"
"Achha?rehene de,aap itni bhi budhhimaan nahin hain!!"
"Aap baat mat kijiye humse!hum nahin bolte.Ek aur baar nahin!"
He tried to say yes in his ego,
"H...!!"stopped midway by her.
"Humne kahaa naa,bilkul nahin bolenge aap se"
"Hogya??"Ram asked them,
He moved close to them and spoke,
"Shaant ho jao,nahin toh Sitae shuru ho jayegi,mai tumse vinti karrta hun!!"
""Jii""jii""
They hurriedly left from there.
"Sab rathon pe savaar ho jaye!!"Sumantra ordered,
There were three grand raths,one headed by Ram,other by Bharat,and the third by Sumatra.
"Mai Ram bhaiya aur Sita bhabhi ke saath jaaunga"Laksh told
"Mai Sita Didi aur Ram Jijashree ke saath jaaungi"Urmi told
"Main apne Bharat Bhaiya aur Mandavi Bhabhi ke atulniya vaartalaap ka aanand lunga"Shatrughan told
"Thik hai,aap sab prasthaan kare,mai aapke peechhe hi rahunga"Sumantraji told,
"Nahiiin!!!!"the couples shouted,
Sumantra jii,
"Aisa kyun putron??"
"Taat shree,aap bhi kaisi baatein kar rahe hain?Arthaat yeh ki,aap hum se bade hain,aapko aage chalna chahiye!"Ram said saving all of them,
"Waah!Jijashree kitne budhhimaan hain!"
Urmi proudly said,
"Antatah sangat ka prabhav haii"Laksh replied,
"Hmm,bilkul humari sangat ka hi toh prabhav hai.Haina Rajkumar??"
"Hum apni baat kar rahe the!"
"Ek chaan,aap hum se baat kyu kar rahe hain?Humne kahaa na aapse baat nahin karenge!"
"Arey,swayam toh humse keh rahi thii"
"Ji hum swayam se bol rahe the,aapse nahin!!"
She went ahead.
"Jaisa tum kaho,putra Ram"Sumantra jii smiled.
"Haan Taatshree,chhoton ka kartavya hota hai badon ka samman,unhe sadaiv pratham rakhna..."Sita began,
Sumantra's expression was hilarious,he could have fainted any moment,he gulped.Ram looked helpless,
"Didi!!abhi nahin,hume vilambh ho raha hai!!"Urmi came to her.
"Isliye Urmila ka yahaan hona ati avashyak hai!!"Ram and Sumantra spoke behind Sita.
Ram took Siya's hand and led her to the front of the chariot,
Urmila and Lakshman bumped once again while stepping on the chariot,
"Mai!!"they both shouted
Mila turned her face away,in an attempt to ignore him.
"Arey?!?!"Lakshman asked her,
She signalled him to look to the tree back,and taking the opportunity,stepped in first.
She clapped her hands,"Didi!Jijashree!aapke anuj peechhe reh gye!"
"Haaw!Chaalu"
"Kya?Chaalu?"
"Hmmnh!kintu aapko toh humse baat nahin karnii"
"Hum nahin kar rahe!Bas ye Chaalu arthaat?"
"Chaalaak"
"Vo toh hum hain hi"
"Jii aap Chaalu hain!"
"Haan!toh?"
"Arthaat chaalaak aur...?"
"Aur...??"
"Ullu"
He giggled,followed by Siya
Urmi frowned at him,
"Achha!Ratri bhar jaagte hai aap,aur ullu hume keh rahe hain!"
"Aapke paas har baat ka uttar hona avashyak hai?"
"Hunh!!Bohot ho gya!hum aapse punah baat nahin karenge,mat boliye humse."
"Dekhte hain"
"Ab aayenge bhi ya Ayodhya me hi rahenge aap"she shouted,
Lakshman looked at this mad girl,the previous moment she was beyond irritated with him,and next moment she is asking him to come.
On the other hand,Mandavi took Bharat's hand and led him to the chariot.
Shatrughan,after some time,jumped and landed on the chariot.
"Shatrughan,kyu uchhal rahe ho?Arey,yeh rath pehle se hii Mandavi ka bojh uthaa rahaa hai"
"Aap kabhi sudhrenge nahin naa"Mandavi shouted,
Bharat panicked,
"Hum..humse..bhul se..ye baatein ho jaati hai!!"He looked down,
"Iska aashay hai ki aapke mashtishk me yahi sab bharaa hua hai"
"Bhaiiya,aap shaant ho jaya kijiye,nahin toh kya chahte hain aap?Bhabhi chalte hue rath se aapko phek de??"
"Shatrughan,tum toh sabse bade Shatru ho!Arey...tumhari...bhabhi aisa nahi karegi!"
"Hum aisa hi karenge Aarya!Isliye shaant"
Bharat had to put a finger on his mouth.
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Throughout the journey,Siya Ram was busy in their own romance.You know what type of Romance,well,Sita lecturing about the duties of a chariot to Ram.And he was listening it very patiently,yet with a helpless expression on his face.
"Achha thik hai karlijiye baat"Mila was bored,
"Arey,yu kya ho gya?"his eyes popped out,
"Aapke paas satya me budhhi nahin hai naa?Hey bhagwaan humne kya soch ke inse prem karliya?
Pitashree Dashrath satya kehte hai aap gadhe hain"she spoke the last line to herself,
"Arey!Rehne didjiye,aapse toh vivaad karnaa bhi vyarth haii"Lakshman said
Mila pouted...
"Ek chhan,kya kahaa aapne??"
"Yahin ki aapke paas budhhi nahin haii!aapko gyaat nahin tha kya??"She asked with a serious expression.
"Nahin!mujhe gyaat hai"
"Haan?"
"Arthaat,mujhe ye gyaat hai ki kekaya kitna dur hai.
Aap bhi naa,ek vishay pe nahin reh sakti,aur hume rehne bhi nahin deti.
Hum puchh rahe the ki aapne uske baad kya bola?"
"Kya?"
"Yahin ki aapne kya soch ke hum jaise gadhe...!arthaat humse,haan humse prem kiya?"He bit his tongue and Urmila faced the other side,smiling.
"Ye soch ke kii aapke sang hamara jeevan kitna ullaasmay aur sukhpurn hoga!"
"Bilkul,aap hume hasaate rahiyega aur hum haste rahenge."he continued.
"Vaise Saumitra,vo kaarya aap bhi kar lete hain!!hum itna jaante hai ki hum aapke parivaar ka bhaag banke bohot prasann rahenge"
"Aur hamare jeevan ka bhi!!"he softly said.
There was silence for sometime,and LakshMila were lost in an other world.
The royal trail had to pass through a jungle.Mila saw here and there,near and far,right and left and lastly back and front.She wanted to do something exciting for the time.
She looked back and saw her Rakshahsi in the same state.The only difference was that she was holding her head with her hand,as her dear husband was busy explaining the soldiers and the daasis the type of colours that could be seen there.
Shatrughan was writing something,perhaps some nth letter to Kriti.
Hmm,thats the reason behind Kriti asking for more space in her cupboard back at Mithila.
They both smiled at each other,and began talking through eyes and signs,the type of communication these two buddies always preferred.
"Putron,hum bhojan ke liye yahaan rukenge!!"
"Thik haii"Ram quickly jumped out of the chariot,but he was caught
"Arey Swami,kahaan chale aap?Abhi toh humne chakra ka upyog bataya hi nahin!"
"Sitae,hamara toh jeevan hi chakra ban chuka hai,ghum-phir ke pravachan pe aa jata hai!!"
"Kya kahaa aapne?"
"...Yahin ki hum yahaan kuchh phal dhundne jaa rahe hai,hamara mann tha"
"Mai bhi aata hun bhaiya!!"
"Rehne do Anuj,tumhaare kaan nahi thake honge"
"Kaan kyu thakenge aarya?"
"Kuchh nahin Didi,Jijashree hamara vivaad sun ke ungh chuke hain!"Urmi went to Sita,
Both men left.
"Didi dekh rahin hai aap!"Mandavi joined in too.
"Kya Mandavi?"
"Kis prakaar aapke priye devar un daasiyon ko rangon ke baare me bataa rahe hain!"
"Toh kya ho gya..Mandavi Didi?"
"Dekho naa Urmi,un dusht daasiyon ka dhyaan kahaan hai?"
"Oho!Bharat Bhaiya bohot bhole hain Mandavi Didi.
Unhe apne vash me karke rakhaa karo!"
"Waah!Urmi,tumne toh purn abhyaas kar rakha haii,devarji ko samhaalne ka!!"Sita and Mandavi were quite impressed.
Urmi proudly moved forward,
"Aur nahintoh kya Didi!!
Aakhir humbhi dekhe kisi aur stree se kaise vivaad karte hain ve!!"
"Ye huii naa baat!!"
"Sita Didi,vaise aapke toh pravachan hi paryaapt haii Jijashree ke liye"
They both winked.
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