Funny shayari

well first of all, before i write anything, i would just like to point out, that all the shayaris i write are not my creation, i got them form somebody else, i hope you like them...

socha tha har modh par tumhara saath denge,
socha tha har modh par tumhara saath denge,
par kya kare kambakhat sadak hi sidhi nikli

Ladka apni dilruba se pooch raha hai
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai
Abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai

Juice peene ka maza cup mein nahin, glass mein hota hai
Greeting card dene ka maza gharwali ko nahin, saali ko hota hai

santa:itna sara log football ko lath kahe mar rahe hain?
banta:goal karne ke liye.
santa:sasura gol hi to hai aur kitna gol karenge

Exam paas aaye, sar mera dukhaye
Teacher ne na jaaane kyun, dande dikhaye,
Ab to mera sar, jaage na sota hai,
Kya karoon haye, kuch kuch hota hai….lol

Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan....

Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi,
TAJMAHAL Banana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,
Ab kismat khuli Shadi huWe,
ab TAJ banana chahta hu,
par ye MUMTAAZ marti nahi!

bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
aur phool khilne se pehle hi bakri kha gayi.

Padh Likh Kar Kya Karna Hai,
Ek Din To Sab Ko Marna Hai,
Mar Kar Phir Paida Hue,
To Phir NURSARY Se Hi Shuru Karna Hai.

"Khush Naseeb Hain Aap,
Jo Hum Aapki Dosti Ko Itni Shiddat Se Chahte Hain.
Warna Hum Woh insaan Hain
Jo Khawab Mein Bhi APPOINTMENT Se Aate Hain..."

thanks those were great..
thanks for sharing...
👏