funny shayri & jokes part 2 - Page 95

What's the difference between a knife and a Wife's argument?
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at least knife has a point.




huhh wat rubbish 🤣 women always has more than one point 😎 🤣 🤣

hahaha 🤣 🤣 agar sidhi ungli se baat na nikle toh ungli tedi karni padti hai 😉 🤣

Bahot sweet hai wo jinhe hum chahte hai,
Hr pal Khuda se usiko mangte he
Dil tarasta he use pane ko
Kya Apka dil nai krta
"Dairy Milk" Khaane ka

WHATS APP CHAT

Boy: Hello Babe... (11:45pm)
Girl: (last seen at 11:46pm)

Boy: Hey please answer me :) ( 11:50pm)
Girl: (last seen at 11:52pm)

Boy: But why do you treat me like that??
Why don't you answer me? (12:00am)
Girl: (last seen at 12:00am)

Boy: Ok good night dear,
i just wanted to tell you that 2dy I have received my salary
worth Rs.50,000 and i
have reserved Rs.20,000 for ur shopping...but l thin

Girl: ohh hi dea...
Actly mum was der dts y I cudn reply...
N wow darling dts a gr8 nwz...
I love you a lot..
N when shall we go ? (12:05am)
Boy: (last seen 12:06am)

Girl: Baby please answer me na...
dear i was off last time, lmme knw na wen shall we go?(12:08am)
Boy: (last seen 12:09am)

Girl: I think ur lukin vry tired cz off wrkn load..
So nw u go to bad n slp well hooney,tk cr, (12:10am)
Boy: (last seen 12:12am)
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Girl: sry to disturb u but 1n think I frgot dat
tomorrow we will go for shopping okay love yu baby... (12:20am)

Boy: (last seen 12:25am



rofl rfol yaar shopping mein itna kya rakha hai 🤔 🤣

Originally posted by: -.SapnokiRani-.

yaar mujhe samjh hi nai aya yeh joke 😕 iss liye kuch likha bhi nai na 🤣 lekin funny laga toh chipka diya yaha 🤣

Originally posted by: -.SapnokiRani-.

OMG ansarli dekho side pe left mein saare crocodiles wait kar rahe hai woh jaise hi pani mein gaya sab kha jaenge usko 🤣 🤣 socho ap uski jagah pe hai and ap sheet sheet boling to funny toh lagega hi na mujhe 🤣 🤣 🤣 .. oye mein pagal nai hoon 😳

Originally posted by: -.SapnokiRani-.

oh hello waha sleeping baby likha hai na 😈 matlab saare babies 😈 usme mein bhi aa gayi aur ap bhi 😈 🤣

Originally posted by: -.SapnokiRani-.

hahaha 🤣 🤣 agar sidhi ungli se baat na nikle toh ungli tedi karni padti hai 😉 🤣

Originally posted by: -.SapnokiRani-.

LIP'STICK lagaana LADKI
ki
BEAUTY hai., "Waah
waah"
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LIP'STICK lagaana LADKI
ki BEAUTY hai., "Wah
wah"
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Aur Usey TASTE
karna LADKO ki

DUTY hai


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ohh sheet yeh kya ho gya i think mujhe abhi yaha se chalna chaiye warna tata all phirr milenge