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Posted: 12 years ago

#31

Ek Raat ghar mein electricity Chali Gayi.
Sarder : Oye,
kam se kam fan to chalao Sardarni: kar di na sardarowali
baat.
Fan on karenge to candle nahi buj jayegi. 🤣🤣🤣

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#32

GIRL:My heart is like a mobile
and you are the sim card

BOY:I m very happy. . .
Gal:dont b too happy. . .
If I get a new offer
I will change the sim card.

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#33

Sardar puri zindagi sochta raha...

Sochta
raha...

Sochta raha

aur sochte sochte mar gaya
ki agar meri bahan ko do bhai hai to mera ek hi bhai
kaise? 🤣🤣🤣

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#34

Boy 2 girl: Tumhari kitni percentage ayi???
Girl (rotey hue): Sirf 88% ayi hai..
Boy: Abay is pay ro rahi ho itne may to 2 larkey pass hojatey hai

trueee🤣🤣🤣

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#35

Ladki ka baap- me Nhi chahta k Meri Beti Apni Puri zindgi 1 kutte k sath Guzare

Boyfrnd-Bus Uncle. isiliye to Me Use Yaha se le Jane Aaya Hu.: 🤣🤣🤣

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#36

Tchr-Love Hota Hai Ya Karna Pdta Hai?
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Boy-It Depends:
Ladki Sundar Ho Or Scooty Per Ho To Ho Jata H
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Bdsurat Ho & BMW Me Ho To Krna pdta hai..!! 🤣🤣🤣

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#37

Larki Ka Bap Larki Se: Jisey Tum Pasand Karti Ho Us K Pas Bangla Car Jaidad He?
Larki: Touba He Sab Mard 1 Jese Hote Hain Wo Bhi Aap K Barey Main Yahi Puch Raha Tha

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#38

In my house I am the boss,
my wife is just the decision maker.🤢🤣

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#39

Girl(2 her BF):Is week hm roz movie dekhenge.
Nxt week roz shopping krenge.
BF: Uske next week hm roz mndir jayenge
GF: Wo Q?
BF: Bheek Maangne:-;-) 🤣🤣🤣

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#40

Teacher : How do you write 55?
Student : I don not know..
Teacher : Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
Teacher : What are you waiting for?
Student : Can you tell me which side to write the other 5?

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