funny shayri & jokes part 2

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#11

THE LIMIT
An absent-minded Sardarji drove up to the door of his garage, looked inside, blinked, turned around and drove at full speed to the police station.
'Inspector,' He gasped, 'My car's been stolen.'🤣🤣🤣

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#12

Santa and Banta went fishing. They caught a lot of fish and returned to the shore.
Santa: 'I hope you remember the spot where we caught all these fish.'
Banta: 'Yes, I marked X on the side of the boat to mark the spot.'
Santa: 'You idiot! How do we know we will get the same boat tomorrow?' 🤣🤣

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#13

What Would Happen If Women Ruled The World?

There Would Be No Wars.

Just A Bunch Of Jealous Countries
Not Talking To Each Other

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#14

An Englishman, an American, and a Sardarji were called upon to test a lie detector.
The Englishman said, 'I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer.'
BUZZZ went the lie detctor.
'OK,' he said, '10 bottles.' And the machine was silent.
The American said, 'I think I can eat 15 hamburgers.'
BUZZZ went the lie detector.
'Alright, 8 hamburgers.' And the machine was silent.
The Sardarji said, 'I think ...'
BUZZZ went the machine!
🤣🤣🤣

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#15

Sardar in Bio Practical
Examinor: See the bird leg & tell its name?
Sardar: I dont know.
Examinor: u Fail. What is your name?
Sardar: Now you see my leg & tell my name🤣🤣

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#16

Rok To Lon These Eyes Ko Tujhey Loockney Se,
But Iss Heart Ka What Karun Jo Beat'ta Hai Just Tere Liyey.

hahahahha🤣🤣🤣

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#17

Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,
Girl: Am I late ?

Ghalib:
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aa rahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.

LOL🤣🤣🤣

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#18

A Sardar, his wife with son and daugher went to a
party he introduced his family to his friends
saying.." I am Sardar.. and this is Sardarnee
...this is my kid and that is my kidney...!!" 🤣🤣