funny shayri & jokes - Page 91

Facebook needs a "who cares?" button.

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Dear guy sitting next to me,
I can see you copying my test... Sincerely, joke's on you, I
didn't study either.

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Our health teacher told us that "1 out of 3 people who start smoking will eventually die." The other two apparently became immortal.

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If u could read my mind... u wouldn't be smiling... =)

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When you're ignoring a phone call, the phone seems to ring far longer than usual.

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Top 10 Funniest Things Said at 2004 Olympics

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the 2004 Summer Olympics that they would like to take back

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

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3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

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4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

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5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

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9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them...Oh my God, what have I just said?"

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Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

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I don't understand why cupid
was chosen to represent
Valentine's day. When I think
about romance, The last thing
on my mind is a short, chubby
toddler coming at
me with a weapon

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THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.

2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.

3) You are Santa Claus.

4) You look like Santa Claus.

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I love everybody. Some I love to be around, Some I love to avoid, and others I would love to punch in the face.

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