funny shayri & jokes - Page 89

John came home from the doctor looking very worried.

His wife said, "What's the problem?"

He said, "The doctor told me I have to take a pill every day for the rest of my life."

She said, "So what? Lots of people have to take a pill every day their whole lives."

"Yes, I know," he said, "but he only gave me four pills!" 🤣

A fellow got up one Saturday morning with the odd feeling that something about this day was to be different.

Something unusual was about to happen today. He glanced out the window at the thermometer: 33 degrees.

He went downstairs - the clock had stopped at 3 o'clock.

He picked up the newspaper and read the date: the 3rd of the month.

Threes - that was it! He grabbed the paper and flipped it open to the racing section. Sure enough in the 3rd race, there was a horse named Trio!

The fellow hurried to the bank, drew out his life savings and bet it all on the horse to win.

The horse finished 3rd. 🤣

Originally posted by: Princess_Saniaa

Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
Use a pencil 'till I get there

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Originally posted by: ..MissBindaas..

Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam Both tell the Same Answer
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We Tried Our Best
Can't Say Anything Right Now! 🤓 😆

hahhaa 🤣🤣

Originally posted by: --devil-mind--

Husband BV se: Pani pila do..

BV: Kya pyaas lagi hai?

Hsband (Ghusse se): "Nahi" Gala check karna hai kahin se "LEAK" to nahi'! !

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Originally posted by: --devil-mind--

Wife or Husband shop se nikle to ek faqeer ne kaha..

"Shehzadi"
5 rupe de dey andha hoon.

Husband:
De do,
Tumhen Shehzadi kaha hai to zaroor andha hi hoga..??

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Originally posted by: ..MissBindaas..

In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera.. 😆

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Originally posted by: --devil-mind--

Rustam Apni Dadi Se: Kya hum humesha 5 hi rahenge na?
Aap/papa/mom/ behan aur main

Dadi: Nahi jab tumhari shaadi hojaye gi to hum 6 ho jayenge

Rustam: Phir Behan ki Shaadi hogi to hum phir 5 ho jayenge na

Dadi Pyaar se: Nahi jab tumhara Beta ho jayega to hum phir 6 hojayege

Rustam: Phir jab tum marr jao gi to hum phir 5 hojayege

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Originally posted by: --devil-mind--

2 engineer students rat me parh rhe ty

1st:kitne bjy hn?

2nd: Pathar utha kr samne k ghar pr mara
1 aurat nikli boli: kamino ab to so jao rat k 3 bj rhy hen;)

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Originally posted by: --devil-mind--

Teacher: 'behind every successful man there is a woman"

What do we learn from this?

Student: we should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman;-)

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