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Dear Shakespeare,
Poetic talent is easy to fake when thy sentence doth no freaking sense make.
Sincerely, unconvinced English student

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i was passing a shop in the charming little town of Etna, California, and noticed this on the front door:
"PUSH.
if you can't push, PULL.
if you can't pull, WE'RE CLOSED."

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When your teacher says "get out", it means you have won the argument.

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That awkward moment When you ignore someone's phone call And they call you from someone else's phone And you answered it

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#85

Routine of Holidays :
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.Sleep till you are Hungry ,
Eat till you are Sleepy...

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3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape, and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier's face: Priceless! :D

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Me: Hey what does STFU mean?

Friend: Shut The F*** Up.

Me: Chill! I was just asking!

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#88

When you catch a fish and put it back, does it go back to its friends and say it was abducted by aliens?

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Guy1: Dude, she just called you deaf.

Guy2: WHAT?

Guy1: I said, she just called you deaf!

Guy2: WHAT?!?!

Guy1: She just called you deaf!!!

Guy2: Awwhh HELL NAWH!! My name ain't Beth!!!

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#90

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding??????

It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

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funny shayri & jokes - Page 9

Dear Shakespeare,
Poetic talent is easy to fake when thy sentence doth no freaking sense make.
Sincerely, unconvinced English student

i was passing a shop in the charming little town of Etna, California, and noticed this on the front door:
"PUSH.
if you can't push, PULL.
if you can't pull, WE'RE CLOSED."

When your teacher says "get out", it means you have won the argument.

That awkward moment When you ignore someone's phone call And they call you from someone else's phone And you answered it

Routine of Holidays :
.
.
.Sleep till you are Hungry ,
Eat till you are Sleepy...

3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape, and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier's face: Priceless! :D

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funny shayri & jokes - Page 9

Dear Shakespeare,Poetic talent is easy to fake when thy sentence doth no freaking sense make.Sincerely, unconvinced English student

i was passing a shop in the charming little town of Etna, California, and noticed this on the front door:"PUSH.if you can't push, PULL.if you can't pull, WE'RE CLOSED."

When your teacher says "get out", it means you have won the argument.

That awkward moment When you ignore someone's phone call And they call you from someone else's phone And you answered it

Routine of Holidays :...Sleep till you are Hungry , Eat till you are Sleepy...

3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape, and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier's face: Priceless! :D

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Dear Shakespeare,
Poetic talent is easy to fake when thy sentence doth no freaking sense make.
Sincerely, unconvinced English student

i was passing a shop in the charming little town of Etna, California, and noticed this on the front door:
"PUSH.
if you can't push, PULL.
if you can't pull, WE'RE CLOSED."

Routine of Holidays :
.
.
.Sleep till you are Hungry ,
Eat till you are Sleepy...