funny shayri & jokes - Page 84

Newly married wife husband se: Tumne apne doston se yeh kyun kaha ki mujhe bahut accha khana banana aata hai.

Husband: Ab tumse shaadi karne ki koi wajah toh mujhe batani hi thi.🤣🤣🤣

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA

Wife: Aji suniye, mujhe kisi mehengi jaga le ke chaliye na ji….

Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…

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Petrol pump!!!🤣🤣🤣

Boy : Jaan-e-man… ees dil me aaja na!

Girl : Sandal nikalu kya?

Boy : Pagli, yeh mandir nahi… aise hi aaja!!🤣🤣🤣

Ek ladki apny boy friend ke saath nayi garri main long drive per jaa rahi thi achanak raastey mein larki kehnay lagi….."suno ! kya tum aik haath se garri chala saktay ho?"

Kyu nahi.. ladke ne bade fakher se garden akraaii…

Aur phir larki ne aahista se kaha, "Toh phir doosray haath se apni naak saaf karlo"🤣🤣🤣

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
"Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady."

After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,"Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley"

Santa : People consider me as a "GOD".

Banta : How do you know??

Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,"Oh GOD ! U have came again". 🤣🤣🤣

Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said 'India is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air

Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!