funny shayri & jokes - Page 40

Teacher
Agr irada pkka ho to "JO" hasil krna chaho wo zrur milta hai

Teacher:
ye kon sa tense hai, "Pakistan mein load shedng khtm hojae gi."

Q: University Mai Saari Larkiyon K Kitne Naam Hote Hain?

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Ans- Sirf 4,

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Kya faida..
Matric
I.Com
B/Com
D.Com
B.E
M.E
BSC
M.Com
MBA
LLB
MBBS

krne ka?
Jub yehi pata na chalay

ke

"PAKORON" ko english mein kia kehte hain.🤣🤣🤣

Health Tip:

Never drink unboiled Water.
Coz Fish in water don't wear Pamperz.

Teacher: Translate into English,
"Mere sar k baal, udd gye hawa k sath"

Doctor Pagal Se?
Tum Chat Se Q Latak Rahe Ho?

Pagal.
Mein Ek Bulb Hun.

Doctor?
To Phir Tm Jal Q Nhi Rahe?

Pagal:
Jahil insaan Light Gai Hui Hy.

bekaar joke😔🤣

K.G. Boy on his way 2 home wid his mom,
saw a couple kissing on the road

He sudenly shouted & said-

"Look mom!

They are fighting 4 chewing gum"

🤪🤣🤣.🤣🤣🤣.🤣

Mariz: Doctor Mujhe Esi Medicine Dijiye K Marny K Baad Phir Se Zinda Ho Jao,

Doctor: Is Mein Main Aap ki Koi HELP Nahi Kar Sakta…
Plz Contact
"STAR PLUS".

LOL🤣🤣🤣