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Teacher to Electronis Student: "Naade" Ko English Mein Kya Kehte Hain?

Student: P.H.D.

Teacher: Kya Matlab?

Student: Pajama Holding Device.

Originally posted by: New_nova

Teacher to Electronis Student: "Naade" Ko English Mein Kya Kehte Hain?

Student: P.H.D.

Teacher: Kya Matlab?

Student: Pajama Holding Device.

Quote of the Day

pathan office sy ghar aaraha tha,

Rastey ma 1
Larke ne usay bataya ky
Tumhari biwi kisi ky shadi me naach rahi hy,

Pathan ghar gaya or darwaze py danda Le kar kharra ho gaya?

8 baje
10 baje
Or
Phir 11 sy 12 baje,

Biwi nhi aay,
.
.
1 baje pathan ko yaad aaya ky
os ki to shahdi he nhi huwa hy?

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.-""-.
( ';' )
(,,)(,,)
kiya aap busy hain

nahe,

Nahi

.-""-.
(")( '; ' )(")
( . )
to aayein cham cham kheln

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Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?