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Posted: 13 years ago

#971

Doctor to Sardar: Agr 1 ghanta pehly le aaty

to hum isay bacha lety.

Sardar: Kanjra! Adha ghanta pehly te accident hoya ae, 1 ghanta pehlaan ambb lain aandy...?

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Posted: 13 years ago

#972

Originally posted by: ansarSss

nahi beth sakta majboor hon😒🤣🤣lo shadi hoi nahi to pyar ke khuwab😡🤣dova kiya karo kya pta kon mil jaye😳🤣🤣i mean koi eysa weisa ya weisa eysa na ho🤔🤣
weise ager os ki nak terhi hoi to kya karo gi😔🤣

toh kya ho gya agar uski naak tedhi hui 🤣

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Posted: 13 years ago

#973

Originally posted by: ansarSss
Doctor to Sardar: Agr 1 ghanta pehly le aaty
to hum isay bacha lety.
Sardar: Kanjra! Adha ghanta pehly te accident hoya ae, 1 ghanta pehlaan ambb lain aandy...?
🤣🤣🤣.🤣🤣🤣.🤣🤣🤣.🤣🤣🤣.🤣🤣🤣.

hahhahaha 🤣🤣🤣

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Posted: 13 years ago

#974

Originally posted by: ansarSss
Najoomi:
Tumhari life men 14 larkiyan ayen gi
Boy"
Oh Yess... Kiya life hai"
Najoomi:Ziyada khush mat ho.
1 Biwi or 13 betiyan hongi..😒🤣🤣.🤣🤣

ye mze ka tha🤣

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Posted: 13 years ago

#975

APPLE KAT TA HOn KNIFE SE
PANI PITA HOn PIPE SE
KIYA ZAMANA AGAYA HAI
JUTAI KHATA HOn WIFE SE

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Posted: 13 years ago

#976

MUNNABHAI:-A sarkit, yaar mereko woh sister(nurse) se pyaar hogaya hai.Love letter kaise likhun?
SARKIT :-Simple, BHAI, aap likh dalo I love you sister. I am your munnaBHAI 🤣

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Posted: 13 years ago

#977

sardar : aaj maine apni class main sab se pyari larki phansa li..
frnd : wo kaisey ?
sardar : class lagi thi ..maine kaghaz ka jahaz bana ke phainka.
jahaz teacher ke pass chala gaya.
us ne ghusey se pocha yeh kis ne phainka ?
maine us larki ka naam lay liya
Phans gaye Bichari 😆

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Posted: 13 years ago

#978

Originally posted by: ansarSss

nahi pehe parne wale😳🤣weise muje kisi kamine ne eyse he kiya tha main bara roya tha par ke,key main eysa hon😒🤣

hahahhaha 🤣🤣 mere jaisa majbuut hona chahiye tume 🤣🤣 main bilkul nai royi 🤣

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Posted: 13 years ago

#979

Originally posted by: ansarSss
Baap Betay Se:
Beta Doodh Ka Glass Pee Lo
Beta: No Dad Mujhe Nahi Peena..
...
Baap: Beta Agar Doodh Nahi Piyo Gay To Baray Kaise Ho Gay?
Beta: Dad Apko Bhi To Doodh Pasand Nahi Hai..Phir Bhi Ap Baray
Ho Gaye Hain, Main Bhi Ho Jaonga..
Baap: Ache Bachay Zid Nahi Karte. Agar Mere Ache Betay
Ho To Doodh Pee Lo Jaldi Se..
Beta: Ok Dad.
.
Or Is Tarah Bachay Ne Doodh Pee Liya :)
.
Ghor Se Parhnay Ka Shukriya

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