Hello mere pyaare Sgpians!
These days, everyone is 😡 and blowing their steam out! thanks to our awesome CVs! Amnesia and BT track ne toh humhari coolness ke watt lagadi! Aur 🤢😡🤬 are rather common!
Before it turns into and and it cost us money! 😆!
I thought of launching and promoting a way to stay Cool! 😛!
Have no fear as ASC gang is here!🥳
Here comes the saints and idiots of the Sasural Genda Phool!🤣
ALWAYS STAY COOL GANG!
I knw we are too cool to be "phools", lekin whatever keeps you guys happy! 😛!
And this is our gang song!
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77StE2rgkec[/YOUTUBE]
Now, this gang is the only one which has criteria of making you sit in the exam for 2 days and to see whether you pass the test 😉
APPLICATIONS OPEN NOW! HURRY Hurry! Till july end we have promotion period! You will be under surveillance only for 1 day! Ek dum bindaas offer hai na?!🤣 you are not allowed to use any [angry emoticon] so simple right!
After going through such a simple test! you become honorary member of coolest gang ever!!
Now please welcome the presidents of this awesome gang!
Shwets
Keenu
NOTE: We got the first idea from our very dear friend who seems angry all the times these days.. known for her laziness! Renu.We are thankful to you for doing our naam karan! 😆! Here's a gift from our side!
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21wsqNqqqsg[/YOUTUBE]
IDIOTS so far!
After going through tough exams these members have successfully passed the test to receive the idiots achievement award! You guys are welcome in the gang and requested to stay cool and help others to blow their steams! 😆!
here's the certificate!
The list of idiot achievement award certificate holders is as follows:👏
EKTA
Febi
Tabz
Meenu
You guys are requested to use this siggy! 😛! I knw its punishment! 😆
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. 😆
MEMBERSHIP Rewards!
You will be provided with gifts and discounts for everything that keeps you thanda thanda cool cool! 😆!
All other SGPians since our motto[thank to sachi] is GUSSA- RIP! we would happily serve you with "THANDA" products everytime CVs make blunder! And will give you bouquet full of gift! Which includes:
Dermi cool powder: portable AC!
Khaitan Panka: khaitan ke kya kehne bas Naam Hi kaphi hai!
Navratan Tail : thanda thanda cool cool!
Limca: fresh ho jayo!
Sprite : university of freshology! 🤓 First drink then think! 😆!
Mentos: dimaag ki batti jala de! 😆!
Cinthol : long lasting 24 hr Coolness and freshness!
Fevicol : to make sure you glued to your seat so cant break ur TVs!
And many others! !
Now we want all of our members to remain calm so we even give gift vouchers for free Yoga classes!
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained!🤣
We will update Tips and thoughts of the day, atleast try too only when needed that is!! to help you guys to have a laugh and forgot your anger! 😛 don't forget to check in when CVs make u angry, we are here! Your 🤣
So here comes our very first update!
Thought of the day : Mango a day, keep sensible ones away!
Tip of the day: Avoid saying "S***" its injurious to health!🤣
Question of the day: how many roads must a person pass before he believes that he's lost?
Ps: sry I knw this is worst of post! I m not shwets u see!
Remember: There are worse things in life than SGP blunder! Have you ever spent an evening with aninsurance salesman?
Now before you start throwin tomotoes at me,I m out of here!