---**SGP TaskMaster**---'Titles and Winners Pg63' - Page 14

Originally posted by: shounak-rijul1

Rapchik Ragzfanaticz

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Arre hello,hi and how r?Apun,the Rapchik Ragzfanaticz...that is Vipra and me...are back with our Rapchikgiri...OK..So yeh hai apun ka entry....behenlog....apun ko pata hai...yeh script bakwaas hai...par taskmaster ke liye...apun likhreliye..😳.aap sub apun log ko maaf kardijiyega...for the attyachar we r gonna give u while u read our script😆so...

READ IT AT YOUR OWN RISK!😆

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Suhana with two reporters of Delhi News TV.

Charachters-Suhana mai,Reporter Vipra and Shounak,News Anchor Renu di😆

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From the newsroom...

BREAKING NEWS!!!

Renu di-Delhi se Taazi khabar aa rahi hai,ki Rajdhani Delhi ki nayi mukhyamantri chuni jaa chuki hai...aur 8,70,420 sms votes ke basis pe Chawri Bazaar ke Suhana Bajpai kashyap ko nayi Mukhyamantri ka taaj diya gaya hai....To elaborate we have Reporter Vipra and Reporter Shounak reporting live from Chawri Bazaar...

Scene shifts to Chawri Bazaar-In the background Inder and Elesh doing the nagin and the loaferpanti dance... oye hoye...oye hoye...oye hoye..

Vipra-Mrs Suhana Kashyap how do u feel at this moment?U are the new chief minister of Delhi!

Suhana-OMG!!!I am in the top of the world..😍....

Shounak-So Mrs Suhana..you are the youngest chief minister in Delhi...ur take on this?

Suhana-OMG...yeh to hona hi tha...for obvious reasons...Ab toh Sheela jawaan bhi nahi rahi,naahin Sheela ki Jawaani rahi unlike Katrina..😆.so ab sirf Suhana ka jalwa aur jawaani puri Delhi mein chayegi 😎

Vipra-So what will be your first step as the CM of Delhi?

Suhana-Well I will do away with the dress of all the ministers...

Vipra and Shounak-WHAT??? 😲😲
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Suhana-arre...let me complete.😆..i meant I will do away with the safed safed kapda the ministers wear...I will ask them to start wearing designer clothes...the dersses will be personally designed by vikram phadnis for the men and Neeta Lulla for the women... 😳

Shounak-thinks in his mind*Haila...ab ministers bhi desgner dresses pehenne lage?Kya zamana aa gaya*😕

Vipra-.accha choro...ek baat batayiye Mrs.Suhana,u think of making so many changes,but to u have the power to do so?

Suhana-Offcourse...I am The CM OF DELHI*attitude wali expression*

Shounak-Toh Kya....CM ho,king nahin...you cant do anything what you want! 🤪

Suhana-Darling...Suhana bajpai can do anything! 😳

Shounak-hailaa..darling ☺️☺️😆

Vipra-Uff ho Shounak...come back from ur TC dreams..😡😡.accha Mrs.Suhana u urself proclaimed that u r a tubelight...can u handle the responsibilities vested in you as the CM?

Suhana-Arre you know...Badi ma once told...Leher Unchi hi sahi..naav doobegi nahin...same here....Tubelight hu toh sahi...par responsibilities ke waqt bujhungi nahin😆'

Shounak-Accha,a personal question'where is the gulabchand ki rasmalai kep in the house??😆

Suhana-Fridge mein'why??😕

ZOOM'*Shounak runs into the Kashyap household to grab the bowl of rasmalai*

Vipra-Grr'aap ne kyun bataya???😡😡Now toh he wont be back forever!!!

Suhana-Ohh aisa kya???😲😲Sheesh'arre who rasmalai meri thi'I have to reach before him..and grab the bowl'Run Suhana Run!!*In she goes*

Vipra-Hey bhagwaan'.Both went in'ab mein kiska interview loon???...Renu'there's no one here'.whose interview shall I take???😕

Renu di from the newsroom-Arre go and take the interview of meri pyaari Sona'anyways'jab se who aayi hai SGP ko TRP's mil rahi hai'😆use hum dikhayenge..toh humein bhi TRP's milegi😃😃.psst..*.Aur haan'mera pyaar aur ashirwaad Sona ko zaroor dena huh😳'*'clears throat'ahemm..Toh aap ne abhi Mrs.Suhana Bajpai Kashyap ko apne feelings share karte hue dekha jo hamari channel kie EXCLUSIVE telecast hain'.dekhte rahiye hamara channel'khabron ka silsila chalta rahega..lautenge..ek break ke baad'*pls..app log lautna zaroor haan😳😆*'

Cameraman says'arre log to script ka pehla sentence pad ke kabke bhaag gaye🤪'and ur waiting for them to return???Crazy fella!!

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Haila...You guyts are still there reading it???I toh thought all escaped😆😆Thnks for bhugtofying with the convo...Writing is just not my cup of tea🥱..LOL..No offence intended to any Sheila fans here😳All charachters in this convo are ficticious...any resemblance to person living,dead,hald dead,half alive,lunatic is purely co incidental😳

Great job RapchikRagZfanaticz!!!

*Haila...ab ministers bhi desgner dresses pehenne lage?Kya zamana aa gaya*😕 was really hilarious and so like Suhana Bajpai the official wife of Ishaan Kashyap! 😆😆

'Arre you know...Badi ma once told...Leher Unchi hi sahi..naav doobegi nahin...same here....Tubelight hu toh sahi...par responsibilities ke waqt bujhungi nahin😆' I can imagine Suhana saying that with pride pulling her collars up 😆😆

Originally posted by: Shwets1502

Special Judge for Task-2

Hey guys...want to know who is the special judge for task 2...

any guesses....???

its none other than our guruji...

Vish di aka Vishmewell di...

Thanks a lot vish di..for accepting request and being the special judge...
iam really sure..the teams are excited...
and surely u will also have fun...

I am really honored that aapne mujhe iss quabil samjha!!!

Arree the teams are so thagda I am afraid to even judge them!! They all have such fantabulous imagination ki mai kya bathaon... I am ROFL ROFL ROFL reading them!!! They all deserve huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge Applause!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 zor daar, shor daar 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Originally posted by: rdfan

Present

Sheema is the Doctor, Pooja is the Nurse, and an Old lady is also there waiting at the reception area !!!

Suhana had a TUMMY ACHE after eating the RAS MALAI ( as per the precap!) she went to the hospital and without REALIZING went to the MATERNITY DEPARTMENT!!!!!! now at the reception there is another old lady waiting for he daughter in law who is with the doctor. the old lady started the conversation

Amma Ji: Aay Hai Baitee Kaun sa MAHINA hai???

Suhana: What?😕 Maheena ! as in Month , November hai aur kiya hai

Amma Ji: Aay Hai November nahi pooch rahi bitiya , kitna mahina hai😆

Suhana: November hai to ELEVEN hai i mean Giyara! yes Giyara

Amma Ji: Aay Hai , yeh kaisay ho sakta hai, aay bitya tu theek to hai

Suhana: Kyon nahi ho sakta?

Amma Ji: Aay Hai humarai Zamanai mai to Naw (9) mahinay lagtay thai ab kiya giyara lagtai hai??😲

Suhana: What Nau Mahinay, maa ji, yeh koi Calender ki shop I mean what dukaan nahi jo aap Months kai peechay par gai hai hain😡

Amma Ji: Hai Maa kiya zamana aa gaya hai, bas ab to Qiyamat hai Qiyamat , Giyara Mahinay!!!

Nurse : Suhana Kashyap aap ki baari,

Suhana does not reply ,
Nurse: Arai Bhai Suhana Kashyap kaun hai idhar, Maa ji aap hain kiya?

Suhana: Arai Main hoon Suhana , yeh old lady tumhay Suhana Nazar Aa rahi hai😆

Nurse: Mujhay kiya pataa, aap he kuch bol nahi rahin thee.

Suhana enters the doctor's room ( a lady doctor)

DR- Hello Mrs Kyshap, how are you feeling

Suhana: Miserable, I have this terrible tummy ache

DR:Okey, Chakkar bhi aatay hain

Suhana: Chakkar ? ! what do you mean?

DR: I mean dil kharab lagta hai
Suhana: Arai bohat, dil chata hai Ishaan ka khoon kar doon sab us ki waja say hua hai😉

DR( Smiled): Yes sab he aaisa kehtai hain
Suhana: what Ishhan sab kai saath aisa karta hai?!!!😳

DR( laughed) Arai nahi nahi mera matlab hai , all wives blame there husbands

Suhana: oh, I see, absolutely right, all of them are the same, ab mai kiya karoon

DR: Firstly we have to do some test and then wait for the result and confirm if there is a good news.
Suhana: What good news ?? meray tummy mai dard hai and you are talking about good news😲

DR: Arai no need to worry aisa to hota hai, aap ki zindagi mai eik aur zindagi shamil ho rahi hai , ab yeh sab to natural hai.

Suhana: Ab Kaun aa raha hai, eik Sonali kaafi nahi thee

DR: Oh yeh to bohat acchi baat hai, you have already got one ! tab to aap ko koi masla nahi hoga, yeh to second hai

Suhana: OMG what are you talking about, phela doosra what , are you going to do something about my tummy ache aur what

DR: Mrs. Kyshap dont worry, I am writting these test for you , you go with the nurse and she will get your samples and once the results are confirm we will contact you

Suhana reads the tests names whic says " PREGNANCY TEST" she screams
Suhana: OMG!! OMG!!! OMG!!! what the hell!!! what are you talking about I am only Ishaan's OFFICIAL WIFE , how can this happen , you are assasanating my character!!! how dare you.

Dr. stood up from her chair and looked shocked

DR: Aap kiya khe rahi hain, official wife kiya hota hai, you are Mrs. Kyshap arent you??

Suhana: Yes I am Suhana Bajpai, I mean Kashyap, but what kind of a clinic is this, I have only got tummy ache, how dare you think otherwise.

DR: Excuse me Mrs Kashyap, our Maternity Clinic is very reputable in this area so dont shout

Suhana: OMG Maternity Clinic, OMG .OMG

Suhana runs away from the clinic hurriedly and while going out she bumped into Amma ji .

Amma Ji: Kaun Sa Mahina Hai ???

Suhana : Bohat Bura Mahina Hai!!🤣

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Fantastic fic Dazzling Dvas... kya imagination tha Drs office main...😆
'Aay Hai humarai Zamanai mai to Naw (9) mahinay lagtay thai ab kiya giyara lagtai hai??😲' was too good...😆

'Bohat Bura Mahina Hai!!🤣' is way too good guys... I can't help ROFL ROFL ROFL!!! I can totally imagine Suhana's expression saying that line 😆

'...you are assasanating my character!!! how dare you...' this is too good... so like Suhana...😆

Originally posted by: Armu4eva

Hello

Adab

&

Salam Namaste

Masakallis

r

backkk 😎

to

pakao ur minds 😳

n

khao ur brains....😉

with

Suhana ka Bhayankar interview..interview..interview 😲

Caution - Read at ur own risk 😉 n try n keep awake 😳

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Suhana ka Bhayankar interview..!!

Scenario: Suhana a student in final year comes for campus recruitment for an MNC.

Whether to give an interview or take one.. is the question!

Interviewer 1- Tanu - The dreamy laggard

Interviewer 2 - Manasi - The creative fashionista

&

introducing... *trumpets blowing* 🥳

Shounak as the Boss - The Geeky guy/Champu types 😆

Scene begins with Suhana entering the interview hall

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Tanu - *Wearing her big glasses is resting her head on her hand n is fast asleep erm i.e. contemplating🥱*

Manasi - *Busy drawing various shapes n textures to be used for her next Siggy on the interview score sheet*

Shounak - 🤓 Welcome Miss *looks at Tanu..as if asking her to tell the name*

Tanu - *Still in her ArBi heaven and cant see Shounaks glare*

Suhana - Miss Suhana BAJPAIIIIIIIII *Smirks* and u should have known my name!! 😡 I m the Pari of this college 😳*Sits and takes out a nail filer from her bag and starts filing*

Shounak- *Gulps..settles his oily hair with his hand and extends to shake hand with Suhana* ..Welcome Miss Suhana..

Suhana - Ewww!! 🤢 U need to go wash that oil off ur hand, it could flood this room u know..😲 n I have yet to finish my swimming classes

Shounak - *Smiles geekily 😃 and looks at Manasi who is busy sketching* Erm so Miss Suhana

Suhana- BAJPAIIIIII

Shounak - *Giving a nudge to Tanu to get up* Yes yes Suhana Bajpai, so what do u wish me to ask u?

Suhana - *Startled 😲* OMG well arent u supposed to know what u r going to ask me?? 😕

Tanu - *Finally wakes up and sees Suhana n thinks its her Bharti* OMG'ur the MAN'

Suhana - *Shocked* D'oh ..dude are u blind...I m the woMAN

Tanu - *Already on her chair..about to jump in excitement while doing I m the MAN dance* I cant believe it.... Ur here...my Bharti...my Ragipie.. my Ragz.... *and starts saying her takiya kalam sher ' Itni shiddat se maine tumhe...*

Suhana - *By now is seriously scared* Hello.. dude.. please calm down.. 😲 I mean if u do plan to jump remember our chairs haven't been made with a capacity to bear Khali type weights...

Shounak - *Gets up n sets his oily hair and glares at Tanu * Erm Miss Tanu....please calm down.. let me remind u we are in a job interview n not in an ArBi interview 😡

Tanu - *While cursing her boss sits down on her seat and soon goes off to ArBi dreamland*

Shounak - *Fixing his tie* Well ahem.. after that short celebration ....err I mean diversion lets get back to the interview!! *Smiles geekily at Suhana 😃* So Miss Bajpaiiii.. I was thinking of asking...

Suhana - *Cuts in* Well now that u hv asked me I suggest u ask me anything about the latest fashion trends and also may be about the leading fashion brands .

Manasi - *Who till now was busy sketching hears the word Fashion and lights up 😛* Yes... yes.. brands.. that did b great .. *Turning to Shounak* right Sir??

Shounak - *Tries to protest* But....

Suhana - *Gets up and walks around the room while continuing* Also about the leading supermodels 😛

Manasi - *Gets up and joins Suhana* and their boyfriends

Shounak - But..this interview...

Suhana - Can also include the topic of my fashion statement..

Manasi - Mine too *turns expectantly at Shounak*

Shounak - But Miss..

Suhana - *Hyper excited* And and...I culd also tell u ideas to improve the fashion awareness in the college

Shounak- *Exasperated * But Miss..this interview is not about...

Suhana & Manasi -*Speak together* U...I know.. but don't worry ....we will help to renovate ur Fashion sense as well' u know give u a image makeover *Winks at him😉*

Shounak - *Starts settling his hair nervously and blabbering and nudges Tanu to get up*

Tanu - Huh... what makeover....yes yes.😛. Bharti really needs a makeover.. she suits the western look more than the Indian one 😳

Suhana - *Ignoring Tanu* What?? 😲 U don't want a make over?? 😕

Shounak- Miss Suhana.... This interview is not about

Suhana - U...i know that already dear..but look at urself' *Scrutinizes him top to bottom n shakes her head disapprovingly & turns to Manasi who too does the same* Yellow Trousers n Green shirt' wit a pink tie' *Puts arm around Shounaks shoulder* U need a stylist dude..and fast'!!

Shounak- *Looks at the teen deviyan with tears of exasparation in his eyes 😭*

Suhana - Imagine..u looking like *Takes out a pic of Hrithik Roshan in a magazine* ...all the hot women *Winking at Manasi who winks back* in ur office will start noticing..u..!! Maybe u will be on the cover of Peoples 50 sexiest men' n..

Shounak - *Feels he is gonna faint and falls at Suhanas feet with clasped hand seeking mercy*

Suhana - *Smiles and blesses him* Armani Bhava... Gucci sa phalo aur DKNY sa phulo..!!

Shounak - *Cant take it anymore and passes out of shock*

Suhana / Manasi / Tanu - Hello?? Sir are we the interviewer or u??? 🤔

Shounak - *Tries to regain senses* U are....

Suhana - Yess we knew that....we are the best... but am I recruited??

Shounak - *Passes out again* Suhana u r..

Suhana - *Does her trademark swirl* Yess.. Suhana u r recruited..!! *Muahzz and shares a jig with Tanu n Manasi *

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Phewww.......guys..really sorry for that really long ordeal.. but kya karein SGP ke liye hum kuch bhi karega..err mera matlab hum sab kuch bhi sahega 😆

@Shounak - It was just for fun...please forgive us if we have offended u in any which way 🤗

Originally posted by: cuteshehreen

SGPianLovers

Suhana goes to hospital! thats what happens there!! as usual some trouble 😆😆

suhana : uff!! Kitna wait karatain hain app log apnay patient ko!! agar kal koi emergancy case hua kiya app log uss ko bhi itna wait karain gay??...tab tak to woh mar hee jayega! 😡

Doctor : We will try not to make you wait that much...have a seat 😊

Suhana : Pehlay sorry kaho !aur 10 time uthak baithak karo 😡

Doctor : Kiya?? 😲

Suhana : Tumhey sunaiye nhi deta SORRY KAHO AUR 10 TIMES UTHAK BETHAK KARO 😳

Doctor : Sorry 😔...1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10 🤢

Suhana : Good boy! 😃

Doctor : Now please have a seat! 😊

Suhana : ok sure 😉

Doctor : App ki kiya problem hai?

Suhana : Kiya mtalb???? problem tumhay hogii mujhey nhi!! 😡😡

Doctor : Nhi nhi ..mera matlab tha kai app kis cheez ka ilaz karwana chatee hain? 😲

Suhana : acha to waisay bolo na!...Mera sir bohat dard kar rha hai kiyun kai woh Sona!! uff!! 🤔

Doctor : Sona?? 😲

Suhana : Woh Ishaan ki childhood best friend hai!!! 😵

Doctor : Ab ye Ishaan kon hai? 😕

suhana: OMG!! Tumhey to kuch bhi pata nhi hai...tum bhi eik dum bholu types ho!! 🥱

Doctor: acha acha samajh gaya woh app ka pati hai? 😕

suhana: Pati? u mean Husband?

Doctor : Gee haan! Husband 😆😆

suhana : Yes , he is my official Husband 😳

Doctor : Official?? 😆😕

suhana : Kiyun nhi hosakta? 😈

Doctor: mm..Ho sakta hai ..🤣

suhana : ...Tum mera mazak ura rahaey ho??? 😡

Doctor : Nhii nhii!! 😳

suhana: How dare you? tum hotey kon ho mujhse ye sawal puchney walay ...chup chap mera woh kardo kiya kahtain hai ussay!!?? oh haan ilaj...mera ilaz kardo

Doctor: acha , waisay app ki shaadi ko kitnay mahainey ho gayain hain? 😳😳

suhana: Mahiney? u mean months?? 😕

Doctor: Uff ,,haan 🥱

suhana : I dont know! 😲

Doctor : 9 months sai to zada hee hon gai ? 😆

suhana : Haan shayad! 😳

Doctor: Phir bhi app ka koi bacha nhi hain?! 😕😕

suhana: What????? tumhey kaha tha na chup chap mujhey medicines do!! zada sawal nhi karoo warana mai ye glass utha kay tumharay sar pai mardun ge!!!! 😡😡

Doctor: Nhi nhiii! mai app ko dawaiyaan deta hun! 😆

suhana : Mujhey dawaiyaan nhi chahiya ..i just need medicines 😉

Doctor : ufff!! ab nai kabhi hindi sikhi bhi thi ya nhi? 😕

suhana : What do you mean mr? ...❓

Doctor : Kuch nhi!! 🤔

suhana: Tum mujhey bewakoof samjh tay ho? tum jantay nhi ho mai kon ho! I am Suhana Bajpai!! 😃

Doctor: App to Suhana Kyshap hai na? 😕

suhana : mmm...I'm SUHANA BAJPAI 🤔

Doctor: App ki shaadi ho gayi hai na?

suhana: Tum koi phsyco to nhi ho seriosuly thori dair pehlay tum mujhse ye pooch rhay thay kai meri marraige ko kitnay months hogayain hain! or ab pooch rhay ho kai meri shaadi ho gayi hai ya nhi!! tumhey doctor kis nay banaya ...tumhey to khud doctor ki zaroorat hai!!

Doctor: App meri Insult kar rhi hain!

suhana: Insult ...hahah....tumhari koi respect bhi hai jo tumhari insult horhi hai!! tumhey to phir bhi khush hona chahiyay kai tumhari insult "SUHANA BAJPAI" kar rhi hai! 😉

Doctor : ufff!! I cant take this anymore!! 🤢🤢

suhana : Haan haan ...zada english jhar nai ki zaroorat nhi hai!! you know what MR.fake doctor mai tumhari complain kar sakti hun!! tumhey pata fake degree lena kitna bara crime hai!! 😲

Doctor : Mai asli Doctor hun!!!!! 🤢

suhana: OMG!! Shame on you..crime kartai ho upper sai Jhoot boltay ho!! GOD will never forgive you!! GOD kiya mai bhi tumhey kabhi maaf nhi karun gee! 🤬

Doctor: App please apnay ghar jayeee!! 🤢

suhana : Mujhey to tabh hee sai shak hogya tha jab mainay tumhari iss ghatiya fake hospital mai entry ki thi!!

DoctorPleaseeee jaiyeeee!! 🤢🤢

suhana : Haan haan ja rhi hun! Mai apnay DAD say kah kai humaray family doctor kai pass chali jayun gi! 🤓

Doctor : Gee please apnay family doctor kai pass jaiyee aur jab app ka family doctor mar jaye mujhey zaroor bataye ga! 😆

suhana: What do you mean? 😡

Doctor : Sorry meri maa ab jaoo!! 😳

suhana : huh!! I will sue u!!! 😲😡

Thankyou! ❤️❤️

From SGPianLovers

Ek Doctor ki haal behaal sirf Suhana hi kar sakthi hai...😆😆😆
'Gee please apnay family doctor kai pass jaiyee aur jab app ka family doctor mar jaye mujhey zaroor bataye ga! 😆 ' is too good... bechara doctor...😆 he should consider himself lucky Suhana usse pagal khana nahi pahoonchaye...😆😆😆

Originally posted by: amotlymileo

DANCE FREAKS

So,here we are The Dance Freaks with their entry for the Task #2 ..

Our very own Suhaana mai has gone for a job interview to a Multi-National Company and there she is interviewed by Keenu and Sakshi ...and while waiting for her turn she gets to meet another interviwee...

Suhaana waiting near the reception area for her turn for the interview..quite scared and nervous for this is going to be her first experience in giving an interview...so much so that she has started biting her nails..

Suhaana(Thinking):Kash iss waqt Ishaan mere saath hota...no Suhaana No!!!Tumhe usse prove karna hai that you can stand on your feet..Mai Suhaana Bajpayi..i mean Kashyap hoon and Suhaana Kashyap kissise nahi darti..

There comes a guy and offers her coffee...she takes the coffee mug without looking at the guy as she is lost in her thoughts..she takes a sip and..

Suhaana:EWWW!!!what is this??

The Guy stands up..shocked at this sudden outburst of the silent lady sitting next to him..

Guy:I thought you were quite nervous and a coffee would help you calm down...

Suhaana:Isse tum coffee kehte ho?do u even know coffee kya hoti h?Tumhaari himmat kaise hui mujhe Suhaana Bajpayi ko aisi coffee offer karne ki...i'll sue you..

Guy:Look..m really sorry ma'am..aage se kisi ko kabhi bhi coffee offer nahi karoonga..pls don't create a scene here..

Suhaana(shouting):What??Kya kaha tumne?Mai scene create kar rhi hoon..how dare u say that?

While Suhaana was busy fighting with the guy..Keenu comes out of the cabin listening to all the chaos happening outside..

Keenu: Excuse Me ma'am!This is an office and you are supposed to keep silence here...and pls if you don't mind put that vase down..

Suhaana obeys and throws the vase to the ground..and it breaks..

Keenu looks at her..

Suhaana:What!?u told to put it down so i did..

After a long silence..

Keenu:Next in line is Mrs.Suhaana Kashyap...is she here??

Suhaana:Have i bcm invisible to u or what?

Keenu:So u are Suhaana..well i wud love to see u for the interview in 5 mins...and leaves from there..

Inside the cabin..

Sakshi:What happened Keenu?What was all that sound about?

Keenu:Nothing yaar,just a crazy lady..seemed pretty confused..

Sakshi:hmm...here for the interview?

Keenu:Yeah...will be here in a few mins..the name's Suhaana Kashyap..

Sakshi:Looks like..the day is finally gonna get interesting and adventerous...

Meanwhile there's a knock on the door and Suhaana enters..

Sakshi:Come in!!Mrs. Kashyap...hope the wait wasn't too long..

Suhaana:Too long??..i was tired waiting out there..u guys shud fix up timings na...its not gud wasting other peoples time..

Sakshi:Oh yeah!!M really sorry for that ma'am...next time on we will fix an appointment before the interview..

Suhaana: Sure..i'll provide u with my no.

Sakshi and Keenu shocked..and thinking is this girl for real??

Keenu:So Mrs. Suhaana...pls tell us something about yourself..

Suhaana: Well,My name's Suhaana Bajpayee...sorry Suhaana Kashyap..and i live with my huge family in Chawri bazaar while my sis and dad live in GK Phase-2..

Sakshi and Keenu trying to control their laughter..

Keenu(clearing her throat)-Umm..i meant something about your interests,achievements and work experience...

Suhaana:To aise kehna chahiye na...how am i supposed to know?

Sakshi:So ma'am...pls tell us..

Suhaana:I am a very creative person and computer savvy too..as for the work experience..this is my first inteview..

Keenu:So we can see..u have never worked for anyone before..so why should we hire you??

Suhaana: u have to hire someone...and there can't be a better candidate than me..

Sakshi:ok...what does success mean to you?

Suhaana:Success to me is getting what i want..

Keenu:and failure?

Suhaana:Suhaana Bajpayi kabhi kisi cheez me fail nahi hoti..there's no one who can fail Suhaana..

Sakshi:Gud...i like your attitude..

How do u get along with others?

Keenu:Sakshi,i guess we have seen a sample of that outside already..no need for a once more..pls..

Sakshi:Ok..Keenu!!I understand ur feelings..Mrs. Suhaana one last question and if you answer this..the job is yours..Keenu u ask..

Keenu:So,Mrs. Suhaana pls tell us what came first "Chicken or Egg"?

Suhaana(Confidently): The Egg.

Sakshi:How?

Suhaana(grinning wide):You said that it was the last question...didn't you?

Sakshi:Oh yeah!!

Keenu:Congratulations Mrs. Suhaana!!You get the job..

Suhaana leaves happily...

Inside the cabin:-

Sakshi: Was this girl for real??..she's amazing..

Keenu: I know...she has a way around with people...she's gonna be a gr8 asset to our company..

Outside the cabin:-

Suhaana bumps into the same guy while he is walking in..

Guy:m really sorry..it happened by mistake..really sorry

Suhaana(with her charming smile): Jao jao!!Maaf kia...waise bhi aisi tie pehen k jaoge to job to gya haath se...

'waise bhi aisi tie pehen k jaoge to job to gya haath se... ' 😆 OMG!!! I cant help ROFL!!!

'The Egg. Sakshi:How? Suhaana(grinning wide):You said that it was the last question...didn't you? ' that was so creative and so like Suhana 👏

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Originally posted by: _darklove_

Task #2

Nurse-Mrs.Kashyap you can sit down and wait for the doctor.

Suhana-Nobody tells Suhana Bajpai what to do!

Nurse-Who's Suhana Bajpai

Suhana- Im standing in front of you and your asking me who's Suhana Bajpai im Suhana Bajpai.

Doctor-Nurse is Suhana kasyap here.

Suhana-Im standing in front of you and your asking the nurse are you blind or something.

Suhana-you made me wait for hours.

Doctor-Sorry for the delay

They walk in the doctors office

Doctor ' ok Mrs.Kashayap you can sit down

Suhana 'Nobody tells me what to do

She sits down

Doctor- Did you have any problems

Suhana ' Im having a lot of problems Ishaan pays attention to Sona more than me and everybody likes Sona more.

Doctor- who's Ishaan and Sona.

Suhana- He's my official husband and Sona is his childhood friend.

Doctor-I asked you about your health

Suhana- Ohh Emmm Geee I came here to know about my health show me proof you're a official doctor.

Doctor- Mrs.Kasyap Im a doctor.

Suhana-Its ok but remember nobody lies to Suhana Bajpai

Doctor- Bajpai ? Aren't you Kasyap

Suhana-You people ask a lot of questions its so annoying

Suhana-Are you sure you're a doctor because if anything happens to me your going to get sued

The doctor starts the check up

This is horrible i know

I tried my best im nothing without Febs

Im sorry Febs

😆😆 Aewsome!!!!
'Are you sure you're a doctor because if anything happens to me your going to get sued' Only Suhana Bajpai can do that.... 😆😆😆
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@Vishme ----------- Welcome on the hot seat 🤗 n Shwets/ Haaki.. wow..another perfecto choice of a judge...❤️ Thanks for ur encouraging comments on all the posts... 😊

Suhana to the doctor as per shehreen/Sinha, Febs/Sanji and Sheems/Pooja rocked yaar..... bechare doctoron ko ilaaj hi jyada zaroorat hogi ab....🤣...!