Crisp Bytes SC - 29th Aug 13 - Page 6

Originally posted by: Adiani

Arshiji,

Enlighten me, is that how aunties discuss episodes in India? A billion population..is there not a single watch worthy TV programme for rest of 90%population?

Reading CB only, Kumud and Pramad have a romantic scene, and Kumud equates a drunkard womaniser and woman beater to Krishna?

Was hoping, I'll get some answer why Kumud wore mangalsutra at husband's mistress telling her to do so earlier. Even had a kitchen fight banging plates with that mistress and naukrani today?

I concentrated on the story earlier, ignoring scene to scene basis dissection, now shockingly falling Rupee and my sudden disillusion at the TV world have hit me together.

Producer and writer have abandoned ship..why are we all here?

I live near the place where GR is visiting next week. I think, few of the background SPteam will be there as well, feel too disillusioned and full of contempt. How dare,What straight face they have to even come here? not worth a minute of our time. I am boycotting starplus forever.

Gujarati populated area in London,Hope someone bashes up the team for the sake of Tripathiji. Such a desecration of their cultural heritage.

Sorry for adding up the ranting at CB thread today. Definitely need a detox now..

Edit: will have to appreciate the kitchen humour today.

CB has not failed ever, will look out CB if you ever start another thread at another forum.
Thank you all for a lovely time so far..

Originally posted by: busymommy

Arshics...One more thing...I saw some ray of hope with Saras look today, he looked sharp n he was so well dressed. I can bet the shirt he wore towards the end was from the Dubai days. And that's a good change. So maybe maybe there's a tiny ray of hope that the Cvs are working full time to give us the lost SC back.

Originally posted by: Infofan

Krishna married Rukmini but will always be known as Radha's - wah, wah! Is that to console us CVs. Saraswatichandra ji?

Originally posted by: IdiotViewer

Hgg bhai, aaj ki meri saari tippani aapke "foxhole buddy" ke naam. Choti si Ivy ki yeh lambi si gustakhi maaf, *kaan pakad ke* Fun post hai ji, take it in that spirit only 😳

Ivy: CB walon, aao baheno aur bhaiyo khul ke chugli kare... Pata hai woh kumud, arre haan wahi, jiski hum ekk waqt par misaale diya karte thhe aaj to hamari Kumud ne kamal hi kar diya! Ekk nayi uchhaai kayaam ki hai... Kaise, arre heels pahen kar nahi par Saras ke kandho pe chadd kar (Otherwise woh kaise Pramad ke height par pahuch paye gi). Ab toh poore falak par sirf Kumud hi chahi hai... Par jiski saari duniya diwani hai, woh toh sirf ekk ki deewani hai... Aisi deewani hai ki shaadi ke baad bhi pati ko Krishna aur Khud ko Radha batlati hai. Kyun? Arre Ram aur Sita kehna, uske contract clause ke breech mein hoga na? Khair chodo, yeh kahaani hai uss din ki jab hamare Hgg bhai, aur Kumudsundari ji ekk doosre se takraye ... Hgg bhai ne kahan, chalo aaj CB ke saare theories aazmaye 😎... Toh unho ne bataya Kumud ko "foxhole analogy" ke baare mein... Madam hawa mein udd ne lagi ... Hgg bhai ne kaha main jung ke liye hi jaa raha hoon, Kumud ne kahan, mujhe bhi dekhna hai, yeh log foxhole mein rehte kaise hai, mujhe toh mere mansions ki aadat lag gayi hai... Toh Hgg bhai ne kaha chaliye, main dikhata hoon. Iss se meri theory bhi prove ho jaaye gi... Ke meri aur, usse aage har CB walo ki manchaha foxhole buddy sirf aap hi banne ke layak ho... 😳

Hgg Bhai, aaj ki aur aanewale kayi episodes ki Kumud toh foxhole mein jaane se phele aap ko sabzi-bazaar leke jaaye gi, saare shopping bags aap se pakdaye gi, aur foxhole ke bahar khadi ho kar aap se khichkhich karegi:

- Mujhe waha pe mere saas-bahu dekhne ko milega kya 🤔

- Chhi itni gandagi, meri sari kharab ho jaaye gi, Pata hai yeh Pramad ki favorite color hai ❤️

- Agar mai chali gayi, toh Kalika ko kaun uski aukad din mein teen baar yaad dilayega. Pata hai maine subah se usko do baat bhi nahin bola, lagta hai ki mera khana nahi hazam hua 😕

- Waise main iss saari mein moti toh nahi dikh rahi hoon?... Pramad ko meri patli kamar bahut pasand hai... Aur woh doosra bhi dekh leta hai ☺️ Main pretend karti hoon ki maine notice hi nahin kiya, usko mujhe notice karte huye 😛

- Achha chalo, but sirf do minute ke liye haan, ghar mein kitna sara kaam pada hua hai. Phir jung shuru agar ho gayyi bhi toh kya, main apne driver (Saras) ko bula ke nikal jaaogi...

- Goli chalegi phir... Iski wajah se mere sasuraal wale bhooke marenge kya 😡

- Kuch bhi ho, shaam se phele mujhe nikalna hi hoga. Raat ka khana bhi toh banana hai, warna woh Kalika uss mein zyada tadka daal de gi... Pramad ko diet pe rakha hai na... Bahar khaane ki kuch zyada aadat ho gayi thi unhe. Sab tandoori chicken band kiya, aur ab woh mere haath ki, mera matlab hai ghar ke daal mein hi magan hai

*Both Enter foxhole*

You know mujhe lagta hai ki ab main apni zindagi ke saath kuch kar rahi hu, maksad hai mera. Unke uthhe hi, Kalika se race laga ke sab se phele unhe chaii pilana... Mummy ji se aashirwaad... *starts wailing phoot phoot ke* Mummy ji ki bahut yaad aa rahi hai, pata hai aaj tumhari chakkar mein maine hamare Pramad Fan Club ka meeting miss diya 😡 Jiski main president hoon, aur Mumma founding member. Kalika roz bahane dhoondti hai meri kursi pe kabza karne ke liye... Par Pramad mantar padhne mein main topper hoon! ⭐️

Aap ko yakeen nahin ho raha hai. Ek minute *takes out phone and dials* "Saras, meri kabiliyat par shak ho rahi hai yaha, isse phele ke mere aatma samman ko thess pahunche, iss se pehle ki aata majhi satakli... Samjha do inhe, kaun hoon main! Lo, baat karo... Mere pichle... Mera matlab mere naukar se.

Saras: Bhai saab dekhiye Kumud ji se better Pramad mantar ko bhi nahi padh sakta. Ek bhi galti nahi karti hai woh, roz mere saath riyaaz karti hai... Meri bhi izzat ka sawal hai... Meri tareef...? Main ji Pramad Fanclub ki President Kumud ji, ka PA hoon. Ab samjhe meri pahuch kaha tak hai. Direct Kumud ji ke kaano tak! Haan, achcha chalo mujhe Pramad ke liye dhood bhi lana hai. Do paher ho gaye hai, chote saab abhi uth rahe hoge. Jai Shri Krishna.

Kumud: Dekha dobara mujhpe shak kiya nah toh Kusum ko tumhare piche laga doongi 😈 Bol dena apne CB walo ko. Aa jaate pata nahi kaha se Kumudsundari, ko neecha dhikhane!

Kitna bikhra hai sab yaha pe, tum saaf safai nahi karte... Aise kyun dekh rahe ho... Haeran ho nah, main hoon hi lajawab... Top ke TVT's lati hoon StarPlus ke liye, apne 7:30 ke slot mein. India ki aunty's seeti bajati hai, jab mera aur Kalika ka saamna hota hai kitchen mein. Aahen bharti hai jab bhi main aur Pramad kareeb aate hai, phoot phoot ke rote hai jab main aur mummy ji roz Fanclub ki meeting karte hai. Haan, Saras aur mujhe le kar thoda upset rehte hai woh. Par woh sirf mera bahar- mera matlab hai, kaamwala hai. Bas. TRP Aunty's ki Chulbul Pandey, Rowdy Rathore... Two in one, main hi toh hoon... Uspar meri figure hai Aishwariya ki... Mere liye toh SLB bhi film chod ke television ki duniya mein aa jaye, serial banane ke liye. Par agar usne aisa kiya... Toh TRP maiya ki saughand bakshoon gi nahi main usse. Mujhse romance karwaye ga. Poori ki poori show mitti mein mila dungi, haan ☢️ Kumudsundari Pramadhan Dharmadhikari naam hai mera 😎

Ab bas bauji ko Pramad Fan club ka executive member banana hai, yahi meri life ki maksad hai. Aur main kar bhi loongi haan... Saras (woh mera PA slash slash slash) woh jaan gawaa dega par mujhe haarne nahi dega. Tankhwa jo milti hai usse. Roz ekk nayi theeki sabzi khaane mein 🥳 Uski zindagi mein tadka hi nahi tha na, system bada saaf tha uska... Par woh maine theek kar diya. Ab toh haath chaat chaat kar khata hai... Kuwara hai na bechara. Na ghar ka na ghat ka. Waise aap ki shaadi ho gayi hai? Woh Sarla kaki ki mausi ki bahen ke mama ki bhatiji ki beti aap ke saath bahut jache gi Kahiye main mummy se keh kar baat chalao? Arre nahin iss mamle mein toh Alak, meri nanad unse bhi zyaada maahir hai. Dekhna seedha vote aap hi ko milega 👍🏼

Dushman comes near foxhole

Kumud: "Hello? How are?... Khana kha ke jaana.."

Hgg bhai: Aap do minute ke liye, chup please... Kumud... Chup 😵

Kumud: Aap ne mujhe kya kaha...? Kumud 😲 Aur yeh main kya soch rahi thhi, main aapke saath iss foxhole mein chali aayi!! Pados ke log kya soche ge!!! TRP aunty's ke saamne meri izzat kya rahegi!!! Kalika se main aakh mila kar Pramad ke liye jung kaise ladd paaogi...!! Nahin!! Nahin!! Nahin!! Yeh kaisa paap ho gaya mujhse! 😭 Mere patni aur bahu dharam ke sarasar khilaf hai yeh. Iss foxhole mein aane se phele main marr kyun nahi gayi 🥺

Tumhari jung tumhe mubarak! Hatho! Pramad hi mera life-long foxhole buddy hai, toh kya woh nashe mein dhut pada rehta hai... Ek number ka darpok hai, aur ek nishana bhi nahi thik se laga sakta. Uss sab fizool kaamo ke kiye Saras hai... Hamara driver/naukar/punchingbag/PA. Naukar ke hote huye malik ko ungli uthane ka kya kaam...

Aur maaf kijiye, meri battleground rasoi-ghar hai, agar main wapas abhi nahi gayi toh Kalika invasion kar degi. Mere bartan par apna haath, mere chule par apna saaya... Aur mere pheeke daal mein apna tadka laga degi. Chee... Mujhe toh sochte bhi ghin aati hai. Jaan bachane ke chakkar mein, meri ghrehasti jaye gi. Ghrehasti nahi rahi toh meri jaan mein jaan kaise aye gi. Toh mujhe maaf karo. Main chali. Magar, fikar matt karna main Saras ko bhej doongi.

Hgg bhai: Saras ko 😳

Kumud: Haan don't worry, iske liye usse bonus bhi milega na. Ek adhi muskaan... Jisse woh araam se apne mahine bhar ka kharcha chala sakta hai. I know right, kitni kismatwaali hoon main, jisse aisa naukar mila hai, sasta tikau aur wafadar. Event planning toh gazab ki karta hai aur uski costume style ka toh jawab nahin... Poore character mein aa jaata hai 👏 Zyada kuch nahi chahiye usse, sirf meri khushi 😳 Piche janam mein zaroor maine kuch punn kiya hoga. Tabhi toh aaj meri family pic complete hai... Filhaal le liye, I mean ☺️

*Dials Saras again* Mujhe aake pick kar lo, aur aate aate musambi ka juice le aana... Badi pyaas lag rahi hai. Suno uss chudail ne phir unko chaii dene ki zurrat toh nahi ki? Kya, you beat her to it! 👏 Shabaash mere sher!* 👍🏼 Ab de diya compliment, mil gaya overtime, jaldi aa jao. Bonus ke baare mein tum bhool jaana. Aur suno tumhe iss shaqs ke saath rehna hoga, inhe kuch CB walo ke theories test karni hai. I know main kitni famous hoon... Ek pagli toh roz essays likhti hai mere baare mein, khud ko teri fan batati hai, jhooti kahi ki Haan, itrao matt. Jaldi aao. Mujhe intezaar karna pasand nahi hai, aur woh bhi tumhare liye. Pichli baar karwaya tha, toh yaad hai na maine kya kiya tha? Haan, Pramad se shaadi. History lesson ratt rahe ho. V good... Chalo bye.

*turns to Hgg bhai* Dekha kitni acchi seekh di hai maine... Agar iski koi shikayat ho toh mujhse zaroor karna... Aisi sazaa doongi na, pore ekk mahine prasad nahi milega usse 😈 Saras mujhse prasad lene ke liye kuch bhi kar sakta hai, yeh toh tum bhi jaante ho 😉 Par abhi main bahut khush hoon! 🥳 Aaj phir Kalika unhe chaai nahi de payi. Mera din safal hua. High five! Acha main chalti hoon. Kissi din khaane pe aayi ye hamare ghar.. Aane se pehle bata dijiye main Pramad ko sober kar loongi. Uske upar bhi kuch theories hoge na aap ke CB walo ke? Nahin. Phir tab tak bana lena. Pramad se zyada mujhe thes pahuchegi agar koi usse nazar andaz karega 👎🏼 Jai shri Krishna.

Ivy: Aur phir at the end, Hgg bhai, aap Saras ke saath hi phaso ge sarhad pe, kyunki Kumud madam ke saare adhoore kaam unka sidekick/PA/resident punching bag, event planner aur naukar hi toh karta hai. Waise bhi mannchaha "foxhole buddy" sirf kismat walo ko hi milta hai. Aur ham saare SC viewers ki kismat hi kharab hai, lagta hai 💔

P.S. I can't believe I wrote all that. Iss show ne mujhe kya se KYA bana diya 🤓

Originally posted by: Arshics

I was confused in this line. Since pramaad is Kanha and married to Kumud, what was Saras saying? That he will always remain kalikas?

Kuch ulta nahin tha?

Matbal ka?