BRAT version of SC

My 9 yr old stayed home 'cos school was closed due to a Blizzard. My friends from PKDH knows her from various cameos in my posts. She is a BRAT and I am a complete failure as a mother. She watched SC for the first time with me. She deosnt speak Hindi, doesnt know a lot about the culture (did I tell you I was a failure? yes I did)... (DD = Dear Daughter, CM = Clueless mom)