Attention- by popular demand, here is the suhaag raat commentary! I'll try to keep it brief and....modest! hahahhaha...
*Alekh waits for Sadhna to wear the sari*
Alekh: "Hmmm, what's taking her so long...I can't wait any longer...I can't believe we waited over two years for tonight...I'm so not letting get go tonight...my mission must be accomplished!"
*Sadhna walks out in the red sari*
Alekh: "Oh....my....whoa...omgomgomg...she looks so beautiful..I'm dead, no wait...I'm alive, I'm in love...OMG I LOVE HER....I'm confused now, I wanna see her wear it...but tonight it wont be worn for much longer...oops...alright Sadhna come closer...dang your hair smells like strawberries...omg...your lips are so shiny...ok Alekh, time to make you move...touch her! OMG your hand...I'm holding your hand...yayyy! You're responding to me...omg SHE IS HOLDING MY HAND...ok ok...relax Alekh...she's breathing so hard...take it slow..."
Sadhna: " Oh...God he's wearing a white kurta...Sadhna girl you know what that means! Oh...he looks perfect...look at his eyes...wait no...bad idea...his eyes are so intense...ok...look at his chest...no that's even worst...ok he's trying to kiss me....omg omg...I can feel his breath....ok run away..he's holding my hand...ahhh we're holding hands!"
* song begins outside...Alekh approaches Sadhna *
Alekh : "Oh no...I can see her waist from here...Alekh dude you know you're a waist kinda guy, you won't be able to bear it...."
Sadhna: "HOLY SHIZZZZ did he just take my waist chain thingy off??? WHOA WHOA!!!!!"
*Alekh picks her up...takes her to the bed*
Alekh "YES YES YES YES! This is going exactly as planned...I will have her, she will be mine...man her hair smells nice...alright...I gotta kiss her...I can't look at those shiny glossy lips any longer...come to me babe!"
Sadhna "I'm on a bed, with Alekh...this is NOT REAL! OMG...his body next to mine...losing control...OH nooooooooooooo.I love you Alekh I love love love you......and there he goes attacking my waist again...what's with him and waists?"
Alekh " cant think anymore...must act...love her too much...ahhhhhh!"
And there you go...my brief and hopefully modest commentary of the Salek suhaag raat...😃