Tool's Analysis Revealed! Over 18's only!!!

Yes folks the day you have been patiently waiting for has arrived!

It is time for the results of the Tool's Analysis!

Yes that's right folks, ShaunSA's House of Auctions has poked and prodded, tasted and tested, mixed and minced, those two very special tools that will be on auction right here on the 28^th February 2012. Ah what we put ourselves through for our valued clients!

But enough of that, most of you are salivating for the results. Are you ready?

TOOL No. 1 aka The Driver!

This tool is also known as The Terminator! Due to its effects on those catching a glimpse on it for the first time. They feel like they have died and gone to heaven... and indeed use of this tool guarantees "The little death"... many times over!

Nine internet inches, or eight real life inches. Take your pick. But you won't be disappointed in terms of performance, stamina and endurance. Indeed this tool just keeps going on and on. Kinda like the Energiser Bunny.

Use of this tool is guaranteed to produce many little tools that will grow up to be just like Daddy Tool. So use at your own risk!!!

TOOL No. 2 aka The Passenger!

This tool is the younger of the tool's on offer today. Short on experience but perfect for those wanting a more relaxed experience. This tool will never let you down or disappoint. Using this tool will feel like the first time, every time!

Please note that this is also the smaller version on offer. So please do not bid unless you tend to be satisfied with less. Coming in at just under seven inches, well ok more like six and a half but what's half an inch between friends.

Please note that in order for this tool to be used it requires lots of wineing and dining. Romancing and all those lovey dovey things in life.

The tool lives up to its nick-name of The Passenger as it prefers that you do the driving! Unfortunately production of this tool could not be tested as bidders with a preference for this tool would prefer it in its untouched state.

Please note that BOTH tools come complete with a set of family jewels. Although Tool No 2's can sometimes be extremely difficult to find!

Please note that only bidder with sufficient funds will be entertained.

Viewing of the tools will commence precisely one hour before auction.

Terms and Conditions apply*

*Please see ShaunSA.com for further details.

oh boy i'm very 18 and still can't understand what is this..
My god what is it...8 inches driver with 6 inches passenger...
I think its not permited
and whats this tool...
Its in a garage or where?
Pls i'm really innocent girl and dunno about than tv remote and hand phone

OMG Shaun, you are getting better at auction day by day. Awesome product awesomenest analysis!!

Originally posted by: shruts18

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This tool is also known as The Terminator! Due to its effects on those catching a glimpse on it for the first time. They feel like they have died and gone to heaven... and indeed use of this tool guarantees "The little death"... many times over!

Use of this tool is guaranteed to produce many little tools that will grow up to be just like Daddy Tool. So use at your own risk!!!

TOOL No. 2 aka The Passenger!

This tool is the younger of the tool's on offer today. Short on experience but perfect for those wanting a more relaxed experience. This tool will never let you down or disappoint. Using this tool will feel like the first time, every time!

🤣you did a lot of homework I guess on that😆driver n passenger comparison was good...but if the real owners get to know your auction, they might sue you for defamation while may also award you a prize for adding to their fame😆

OMG i,m dying here 🤣🤣👏👏👏

ND you wouldnt want to know it is very dangerous 😆

I have been to a few auctions in my time but this one has definately got to be the most unique and entertaining of them all!

😲 .. ☺️ .. 😲 ... 😡 ... 😛 ... 🤣

Okay this was awesome shaun!!! I am a little pissed about the discription of the second tool but well then it sounds like you are just being used by the first one and can only use it for one purpose, while the other is mulitfunctional 😛

So I am still going for the second one and am thanking you very much for not touching it!!! 🤣

shaun i really died laughing after reading it.
oh god termination🤣
passenger🤣
never again will i forget it

you are just brilliant shaun...fantastic post...