Sarcastic summary - the wicked

Warning to all who do not like sarcasm, friendly bashing against all charakters (apart from urmi/kurmi because her bashing is not intended to be friendly at all) as well as a dirty mind taking the upper hand at times

Okay here I am back with my sarcasm lets see how it goes😉


We start of with our darlings the hairdresser and the wicked as I have to call Gopi our brainless one now. So first she tries to tell him that he shouldn't do it and she will do it herself but he cuts her off saying that she should just sit there and let him get on with things 😆 Let me touch you darling was written all over this hubby's face!! Gopi does and leans back still making a confused face but please don't be fooled by this. This darling is no innocent she is a wicked through and through. I think the rumor that Gopi and not Rashi is the real daughter of Urmi sorry Kurmi is true after all!!!! Look at her expression, while Ahem washes her hair. This girl was in no innocent lalaland!!! No she was in this lalaland in which girls and boys under 18 are not permitted in ☺️ and then the way she was keeping her hand on her cheek hoping that her smexy husband would touch it so that she could grab him and pull him on top of... ☺️ sorry dirty mind is getting the better of me once again. Naughty me😆 And then the way she was overreacting when a little water touched her forehead!!!! She is the dramaqueen of all darmaqueen, the mighty, the wicked, the drooling, ahemholic no.1 Gopi Ahem Modi!!!! Knowing exactly which buttons to press to get her hubby to do as she wishes and there he was our hero, our mama's boy and now henpecked husband whipping her whole face down. Wasn't he just adoreable!!!!😳 especially dabbing this cute little nose of hers 😍 And then I got the shock of all shocks. Ahem the picky modi being alright with his shirt being spoiled 😲 but then I figured him out. Okay wasn't that hard. A shirt for touching and droooling over his wife up close was properly worth it for him. Can someone please tell this idiot that gopi is his wife and that he therefore don't have to dream about stuff. Just do it dude and then your wife will be happpy and the ahemholics will be over the moon with joy, screaming, fainting, blushing, hyperventilating and what not all else!!! But actually just taking this bucket of water and puring it over your white shirt so that they can peep at this abs of yours will keep them in hospital for a week 🤣 so go head and spoil this shirt of yours!!!!! Okay on he went putting the towel over her hair and this naughty wife of his again used the chance to get a hold of his hand. The cv's only would have to dim the light a bit, show the movement in slowmotion, repeating it 10 times with a nice romantic song on the background and voila half the SR scene is shot🤣

So finished he is our henpecked husband and decides okay lets turn back into my grumpy self and tell my wife to be lazy. Unhappy Gopi nods and thinks but I would like to do something ... with you, it sure is a little exhausting but so pleasurable ☺️ okay people get your minds out the gutter she wishes for him to play luddo with her again and nothing else😛 So in comes my fav to give some prasad to Gopi. How long did the hairwashing scene go on for? Hours? Gosh this two were seriously in naughty lalaland or did we miss the SR after all?😆 She comes in and is shocked to see Gopi's hairwashed. Asking worriedly 🤗 if she did it herself, thinking what all could have gone wrong. But there she is back silent rabbit gopi stuttering no well actually (my smexy hubby rubbed my hair all over and then and then *going into detail*) But then Ahem is back and cursing silently that now that his mum is back he won't be able to be naughty naughty with Gopi. Properly had a hairdrying session planned which would include getting this wet sari of her body☺️🤣 (gosh better get a grip on my dirty mind or I will be turned into a silent reader for a month or so😆) koki is still waiting for an answer. How rude of this dirty minded couple to make her wait so long!!!😡 and then sees the water on the floor and asked how that happened. And Gopi either said "Well Maaji Ahemji decided to show me how this wet t-shirt contest work"😆 or "..." take your pick. In between Gopi starred at Ahem as if he is her hand of salvation. "My hero, my superman please explain your mother what naughty you did to me 😭 not that I had anything against it or so😃 but you tell her😛" Ahem thinks better not say anything if I want to see the next sun rise. Koki the mindreader of course knows what lalaland was going on before and seems a little embarrased. Thinking gosh this children, if they are so embarrased about a hairwash what will happen, when they finally getting on to the production of new toys for me? gives the prasad and leaves. Ahem also goes after all he sees no chance for more naughty stuff, was a miracle anyway that they weren't interrupted before.

Next part is a Raji scene or as I would like to call it Jigarle and the other thing scene😆 Jigarle comes out of the bathroom doing a proper body check to Rashi sending her flying against the wall and sending her to heaven sorry hell ... oh sorry was just me dreaming that the way to my darling will be free😭 the vamp saved herself from falling😭 so sad!!!! But there he is the angry bunny and tells her off for not looking where she is walking. Throwing her hand of him, properly utterly disgutted to be touched by her🥳 Me happy again!!!! Then turns away to ignore her but no she can't leave my Jigarle alone and addresses him. His face said clearly 'Oh no here we go again. Can someone please make this thing shut up!!!!' (Me!! Me!! Let me do the honor!!😆 *jumping up and down with raise hand as if in school*) and turns around she tells him she made a timetable for him and Jigarle has the same expression I had when I first heard about this timetable idea!!! We fit so good together 😍 And ask her about and she explains and he takes the timetable with the a she-surly-messed-it-up expression and reads it and asked her which medicine she means and she does not know!!!😡 Seriously and this girl calls herself his wife!!! I surely would have known. Then he starts with his the is all drama dialouge and I am in lalaland dancing and partying 🥳!!! And then he says she can never change!Never! 😭 gosh his heartbreak and pain where so obvious in his voice and expression!!! Great acting Vishal!!! Hate you Rashi!!!😡 You did that to him!!!! But then Jigar looks up and looks bad about what just happen in front of another persons eye. And this other person is no other person then Gopi😡🤢 gosh this girl has to much freetime in the moment. She tries to explain that it was her fault but just makes it worse 🥳 well done cv's well done Jigarle and well done Gopi. But Rashi surprised me here, when he wasn't angry with Gopi but then she ruined this tiny good feeling I had towards her by telling Gopi to fix it 😡 You ruined your own and her marriage but expects her to fix yours? Girl there is no hope at all for you!!!!😡 Jigarle get a divorce and get yourself a proper wife!!!! Btw I am free in the moment😳😃

And then comes the Urmi scene. cv's if this is a try to make me forget or forgive you for this disgusting 🤬 dream she had in friday's epi let me tell you that it isn't working!!!!😡😡 Just showing her as the dumbest of all dumbs is not a severe enough punishment!!!! Make her suffer!! Make her grovel make her unhappy!!!! And then I might get a little pacified but only a little😡😡 So she reads the horoscope which promises her some money and that her lucky letter is K but that she should be careful about people, which names start with this letter and she thinks 'kinjal and Kokila', with which the horoscope is right lets give them that. But seriously if her name starts with K now as well she should be most afraid of herself, shouldn't she 🤣 okay the scene came later but I add it here. Kinjal's expression on hearing Urmi's-Kurmi's stupidity is worth the watch. In this moments I love her dearly😆 Also when she came in and Urmi was sitting there with open eyes I had the hope that she was not longer staying under the living😃 properly the dangerous person with K aka Kurmi has gotten to her. but no 😭 she was fine 😭

So next Koki is trying to trap Rashi with the money buisness and when this stupid person aka wicked aka brainless 1 (still searching for this brain of hers. It must be around somewhere!! Should you have found it please be a honest finder and return it to the girl your reward will be a gopi, who will finally get her husband to do naughty naughty wih her😉 promise) She sees what Koki does but does not say anything then. Rashi leaves for her room to get the dirty clothes and we get a nice GoKi moment 😍 brainless 1 asking, if she can do something but Kokila the great and gracious tells her that she is still not well and should rest. She will be allowed to work again when she is better 😳 Oh koki was just the perfect picture of a worried mother here 😳😃 Lover her 🤗 (what a surprise😆)

So Rashi in her room fully intending to keep the money for herself and tapping into the trap is saved🤢😡 by brainless 1 telling her about the extra money koki gave her🤢 Get the girl something to do cv's and if it is sitting in her room and drooling over one of ahem's pics or sniffing on his worn shirt😆 but don't use her being able to walk only to save the vamp!!!!😡 Rashi unhappy about it will never even know that her sister just saved her bum yet again😡 THIS IS GETTING OLD CV'S (I am shouting because they seem to be deaf!!!) So Rashi goes down pays the laundry guy and goes to Koki and gives her the change. Koki upon seeing this gets her 'oh-I-will-give-you-a-scolding-you-never-forget-expression' but oh my koki you were backstabbed by brainless wicked 1 (BB wipi😆) and Rashi gives the money to her.🤢 If the cv's make Koki fall for rashi's drama I am going to feel the next summary with 🤬 and 🤬 and 🤬 and so on!!!!
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Precap: Senseless 🤢Gopi again to busy worrying about another marriage to think about how to seduce her own husband😭

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Kristin once again you have outdone yourself.👏

Now on to some serious commenting.


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I gotta tell you girl, you make my day.

I am going to be honest and say I was too busy starring at our "Hero" to look at the brainless one the first time I watched it, but I did go for a second look and tried to pay attention to her expressions, but kept getting distracted by Ahem's white shirt, which had more buttons open than usual. It was a good scene, and your analysis of Koki's expression was spot on. This is what I keep saying Koki is not insecure regarding their relationship, but she is actually trying to get them to loose their inhibitions with each other, but unfortunately for her even today the two only either looked at each other or her, but did not voice anything. I am sure she expected her son to speak up, but he just stood there daring her to say something. Our Koki to smart to react in that matter and went about her business. She will keep on in this manner until he explodes, otherwise she will never get those toys you mentioned.

@Brainless one, I am surprised at her. I mean come on the girl was hit on the head by couple of small thieves on Janmasthami, and then a huge part of ceiling fell on her head, yes no sense was knocked into her head, no this one is having the opposite effect, instead the sense was knocked out of her head. Poor girl, when will she learn?


Hmm...I think I missed one of your posts somewhere..😕 Why Jigrale? or is this your nickname for him?


I was so proud of him today, in fact I had to do a double take. Was that our very own Jigarji who in the past followed his wife with a puppy dog smile, who even if he got upset with her, one sarcastic comment from the witch turned into a bhigi billi (Wet Cat)? I get a handed to him, he has my complete attention these days. I hope he keeps it up. For you I hope he kicks her out of his life forever.

Going to skip rest, and say I just loved your sarcastic analysis.

Precap: Our brainless will take the idiot to eat Pani Puri, I wanted one of them to get sick, but now I am changing my mind and say I hope the brainless one gets sick because the reactions of rest of the family will be much better. When the idiot tries to defend herself no one will believe her ans also it the brainless tries to put her two cents in no one will listen to her and the idiot will be blasted by our loving mom and our Hero. (Okay now I am dreaming😍)


But if this happens I will be...🥳

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great summary kristin...gopi the wicked ...i like that...she was having the time of her life wasnt she...im all for ahem and wet shirt...loved jigarle...he has figured raashi out and raashi will have to toil long and hard before he trusts her again...

kristien it was fun reading this. hmmm my wicked mind has tried many time to shake the image of hairwash, but no, it does nt listen. these days umri oops kurmi is becoming unbearable. if this the idea of a joke, CVs it is pathetic.
and it is not lalal land for jigarle it is dhin dhin dana nanan land. so if you want to be with jigarle be there. in lalal you will find only aham.

Hey Hey Kristin aaand your back...Funny the not so innocent Gopi...when I saw the scene of her lying back just b4 he poured water ...I thought for the 1st time she looks like a women...not women child crossed with puppy...and I guess it was the not so innocent wanten Gopi there...well I sorta like it cos I am not so comfortable with the child gopi and man ahem and marriage and what with all this demand for SG and all...

Originally posted by: d-luna88

😆 Let me touch you darling was written all over this hubby's face!! Gopi does and leans back still making a confused face but please don't be fooled by this.

. Can someone please tell this idiot that gopi is his wife and that he therefore don't have to dream about stuff. Just do it dude and then your wife will be happpy and the ahemholics will be over the moon with joy, screaming, fainting, blushing, hyperventilating and what not all else!!! But actually just taking this bucket of water and puring it over your white shirt so that they can peep at this abs of yours will keep them in hospital for a week 🤣 so go head and spoil this shirt of yours!!!!!

So finished he is our henpecked husband and decides okay lets turn back into my grumpy self and tell my wife to be lazy. Unhappy Gopi nods and thinks but I would like to do something ... with you, it sure is a little exhausting but so pleasurable ☺️ okay people get your minds out the gutter she wishes for him to play luddo with her again and nothing else😛

. How rude of this dirty minded couple to make her wait so long!!!😡 and then sees the water on the floor and asked how that happened. And Gopi either said "Well Maaji Ahemji decided to show me how this wet t-shirt contest work"😆 or "..." take your pick. In between Gopi starred at Ahem as if he is her hand of salvation. "My hero, my superman please explain your mother what naughty you did to me 😭 not that I had anything against it or so😃 but you tell her😛" Ahem thinks better not say anything if I want to see the next sun rise. Koki the mindreader of course knows what lalaland was going on before and seems a little embarrased. Thinking gosh this children, if they are so embarrased about a hairwash what will happen, when they finally getting on to the production of new toys for me? gives the prasad and leaves. Ahem also goes after all he sees no chance for more naughty stuff, was a miracle anyway that they weren't interrupted before.

Get the girl something to do cv's and if it is sitting in her room and drooling over one of ahem's pics or sniffing on his worn shirt😆

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wonderful comments kristin...i am totally floored...😳

Oh my God.. Fantastic again and I loved Koki today :).. She is a superb Mother in law.. BTW, Is she trying to make Ahem jealous? By giving the prasad only to Gopi?😉
But whatever her plans are Koki will win hands down.. Go Koki...

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The comments were downright hilarious!!!!!!

Oh, your sarcasm and irony matches the english.🤣 Well done, you.
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