Gopi's new avatar
Opening Scene:
Gopi is all frustrated and gets up from her chair and says "THAT'S ENOUGH "
Goes downstairs stomping on the stairs to the main hall were the whole family is enjoying the garba dance of Rashi and jigar'
Koki sees her and says "wht r u doing here? Did u forget abt the punishment?"
She turns angrily towards Koki and says " no lady-gabbar you have forgotten abt the human-rights commission(HRC) ....how dare u lock me in a room & keep treating me like an animal? First u take control of your dikra & dikri then you can talk about my peehar..
Always calling me vahu
And treating me like a glove
And tell it's your way of love?
Anyways Blue cross is on its way to arrest you, as HRC has said that they cannot arrest elephants .....good luck mammoth.."
At this Ahem shouts on top of his voice " Pagal ho kya (famous dialogue of our jerk)
How dare you talk to my MOM like this? "
Gopi just gives him a tight slap on his face(sorry Ahem lovers had to do this) and continues "no Mr.Ahem Modi , how dare you marry me when u r only fit to increase the profit margin of Airtel/Aircel' go continue your yack-yack over your mobile.... apne aapko Ambaani samaj tha hai"
Kinjal says "Gopi...."
when Gopi stares at her she says " Bhabi.... I mean Gopi Bhabi..."
Gopi holds her hand and twists it "You are only the side-track in this show.. so stop over-acting with your horse-face and why do you keep widening your eyes like that and give us a scare? Mark my words they will pop-out one day...and my-my when u widen your nose along with your eyes.. it sure reminds me of Ajanta-Ellora caves'"
Now Gopi turns towards Hetal, Chirag, Parag & Jigar'" You 4, fantastic four of MM, go and pack my things and bring my suitcases down
Director is not interested in giving you any role, so be grateful that I have given u one job for the salary you get"
While taking back her suitcase from Mota Bhabi she says"Tum na sirf size se hi moti nahi ho balke akkal se bhi moti ho...Mota bhabi of MM...Only delivering one dialogue always ..."JAVEN DE NA KOKILA"...
Rashi " Gopi ' mummyji se aisey baat karthey hai '?."
Gopi moves close to her snatches her dandiya stick and gives her a whack and continues doing so when her mom(urmi) enters MM to wish navaratri to Modi parivaar.
She sees her daughter being beaten-up by Gopi and says
" HAI HAI.....ye Chokri....teri itni majaal ke maari dikri ko....".
Gopi holds her hand and twists her that she goes round-and-round out of MM'.
At the entrance are the mehta parivaar with their dikra seeing all this' hilesh is smiling as he is impressed by Gopi's bold behaviour'
Gopi walks out of modi mahal and on the way turns towards hilesh
" hello you monkey-face....stop smilling you are not supposed to smile in this situation.....array yaar patha nahi kahan-kahan se log aajaathey hain acting karne..."
Director " cut .. cut... Gopi this was not included in your dialogue delivery"
Gopi replies "Mr.Director...Don't know who included YOU as a director,
you don't know to make the story move forward, just making me cry and increasing the sale of glycerine company.....I quit the show'"
So here is the new face of Gopi '
Hope you like it'?
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