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Nahar : Agony Aunt, in school my favourite person in history was Rani Jhansi; I was also passionately fond of Sherlock Holmes and all kinds of detective Novels; but now I constantly feel I am married to Both !

Tell me Agony Aunt, have I gone crazy? plain nuts ? Is there any hope for me ?

Agony Aunt's reply :This is a very common situation where a lot of people delude themselves into believing that they have more than one spouse !. No problem Nahar, dream on, Think Draupadi huh. why do you stop at Rani Jhansi or Sherlock Holmes – go the entire gamut : there is Tulsi-Ma; there is Pink Panther and the list can go on.

Simran's reply: Thats ok Nahar. Think yourself to be Raja Gangadhar Rao(Rani Jhansi's husband)...a king in past life. That experiance will help you. As for your present live...there is no better detective than your wife and its been proved many times. She is young Nancy Drew. What better for you remove your agony by writing detective novels of your wife's achivements.

Nahar: I am sandwiched between my brother and wife? I am increasingly accused of having no mind of my own? Is this true? I am smart I think so.

Agony Aunt: For this problem well people will always do name calling haven't you heard of the song"kuch toh log kahenge" and besides you can create a third option and choose to follow Bhabho or Tara or Aditi. See generate variety and you wont be anyone's follower.

Simran's reply: You are smart..but you have a short -term memory loss. You keep forgetting what your wife did for your family, you keep forgetting that your wife won't lie or hurt anyone intentionally. You need to drink lots of badam wala doodh...will help you lots. As for being sandwiched..its good. Nobody will ever blame you....nor you will get hurt...since either side you have Sal and Bri to protect you. oh...and before you again have a memory loss.....I prefer to be paid now...i won't be sending you a bill at home.😆😉

Originally posted by: sakhi

Nahar: I am sandwiched between my brother and wife? I am increasingly accused of having no mind of my own? Is this true? I am smart I think so.

Naharji Be happy ure Brother and wife are sandwiching uand not playing Dhol...

****DHOL is a musical instrument which is used in Bhangara dance...

Dhol😆😆 brilliant Sree, enjoyed it!

Originally posted by: sakhi

Tell me Agony Aunt, have I gone crazy? plain nuts ? Is there any hope for me ?

Com'on Sweet heart you are no plain nuts...ure salted Nuts ...

😆😆 Good one Sree

Originally posted by: simran20

Nahar : Agony Aunt, in school my favourite person in history was Rani Jhansi; I was also passionately fond of Sherlock Holmes and all kinds of detective Novels; but now I constantly feel I am married to Both !

Tell me Agony Aunt, have I gone crazy? plain nuts ? Is there any hope for me ?

Simran's reply: Thats ok Nahar. Think yourself to be Raja Gangadhar Rao(Rani Jhansi's husband)...a king in past life. That experiance will help you. As for your present live...there is no better detective than your wife and its been proved many times. She is young Nancy Drew. What better for you remove your agony by writing detective novels of your wife's achivements.

😆 😆 very novel and great humour Simz👏

Nahar: I am sandwiched between my brother and wife? I am increasingly accused of having no mind of my own? Is this true? I am smart I think so.

Simran's reply: You are smart..but you have a short -term memory loss. You keep forgetting what your wife did for your family, you keep forgetting that your wife won't lie or hurt anyone intentionally. You need to drink lots of badam wala doodh...will help you lots. As for being sandwiched..its good. Nobody will ever blame you....nor you will get hurt...since either side you have Sal and Bri to protect you. oh...and before you again have a memory loss.....I prefer to be paid now...i won't be sending you a bill at home.😆😉

Badam milk for memory!!🤣🤣🤣 (pssst dont tell this to Jhumi😉)

Originally posted by: sakhi

Nahar : Agony Aunt, in school my favourite person in history was Rani Jhansi; I was also passionately fond of Sherlock Holmes and all kinds of detective Novels; but now I constantly feel I am married to Both !

Look don't tell this outside or u will be put behind bars for heterosexual relationship...

🤣 that hit very hard!!!