Dheer..tujhe kya hua?..jokes.

Dheer.... tujhe akal kab aayegi?..😆😆

1-- This case happened in a hospital's intensive care ward where patients always died in same bed and on sunday morning at 11am, regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths took place at 11am...... So a world-wide expert team was constituted and they decided to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of incidents. So on sunday few minutes before 11am all doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about.

Some were holding wooden crosses, prayers books and other holy objects to ward off evil...just when the clock struck 11am...and then..

then.....

then..........

Dheer, the part time sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system and plugged in the vaccuum cleaner..😆😆

2--Dheer raping a Girl in car. A Policeman came & said What are you doin?
Dheer:Im raping her.
Police:Ok im next.
Dheer:Fine, but I have never rape a policeman...😆😆

3--Dheer saw a beautiful girl.

he went and kissed her.

GIRL: "stupid,what are you doin...?"

Dheer: " B.Com Final Year.... 😆

I hope you are enjoying the jokes on Dheer...keep smiling.. Raj.😊😊

DEATHS THAT MADE EVEN TOP DOCTThis case happened in a hospital's Intensive care ward where Patients always died in the same bed and on all Sunday morning at 11a.m, regardless of their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths took place at 11 AM.
So a world-wide expert team was constituted and they decided to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m. all doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evil........
Ju st when the clock struck 11...

and then......



then.....




then........


Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and Unplugged the life support system & plugged in the vacuum cleaner............
ORS WONDER...
This case happened in a hospital's Intensive care ward where Patients always died in the same bed and on all Sunday morning at 11a.m, regardless of their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths took place at 11 AM.
So a world-wide expert team was constituted and they decided to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m. all doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evil........
Ju st when the clock struck 11...

and then......



then.....




then........


Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and Unplugged the life support system & plugged in the vacuum cleaner............

DEATHS THAT MADE EVEN TOP DOCTORS WONDER...
This case happened in a hospDEATHS THAT MADE EVEN TOP DOCTORS WONDER...
This case happened in a hospital's Intensive care ward where Patients always died in the same bed and on all Sunday morning at 11a.m, regardless of their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths took place at 11 AM.
So a world-wide expert team was constituted and they decided to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m. all doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evil........
Ju st when the clock struck 11...

and then......



then.....




then........


Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and Unplugged the life support system & plugged in the vacuum cleaner............
ital's Intensive care ward where Patients always died in the same bed and on all Sunday morning at 11a.m, regardless of their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths took place at 11 AM.
So a world-wide expert team was constituted and they decided to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m. all doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evil........
Ju st when the clock struck 11...

and then......



then.....




then........


Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and Unplugged the life support system & plugged in the vacuum cleaner............

enjoyment for sure...keep posting raj 😊

Thanks Raj... very nice jokes keep it up. 👏

very good jokes. loved the first one

I loved the first one best, other ones were good too!! Keep it up! 👏 😃

😆 Plzz post jokes on shubra there r really good i just cant stop laughing 😆

Sure..i will post jokes on shubra later today... 😊

hey raj ,
i think u got these jokes from some site ,
coz i saw at athe end of the page there was name santa singh instead of dheer with the same joke .