An attempt to laugh

hey guys i decided to open this topic b/c i think that we all could do with a few laughs. And yes this is an attempt to cheer someone up that has been through a horrible ordeal. So here are some jokes. Be free to add any more jokes that u know.😛 B/c we all can do with a few good laughs.

Q: Why are brides dressed in white?
A: So they match the rest of the appliances.😆

Q:Why did the tamato turn red

A: because he saw a salad dressing😆 <----this is my all time faviotite

Knock knock. Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don't cry. It's only a joke😆

ok thats all for now i ll post some more later😉 enjoy...😛

Police man==== Stop, stop, your headlights are not working.

The Man==== Move, move, even the brakes are not working ...........................
What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles.

How many times have you heard these in Hindi Films?
* The classic:

"main tumhaare bachche ki maan banne waali hoon."

* The eternal reason for being the victim of anything that can
happen to you in
hindi films :" Mai gareeb hoon na , isliye ...."


* A main character in the movie will go to the temple and say :
"Bhagwan mainey tumse aaj tak kuch nahin maanga....."


* Old hindi movie :
"Aiye ji sunte ho.. Aap bade woh hein."


* Lover-girl to leaving lover-boy :
"Mai tumhare bina nahin jee sakti "

Top Ten Ways to Recognize an NRI

Q. What is a desi's favorite rhyme ?
A. Earn money. look funny. (like a zombie, having spent a lifetime in the lab)

Q. When do desis go to the temple ?
A. Just before the finals week.

Q. Why don't desis wish other desis ?
A. Because, they are scared the other might ask for a quarter.

Originally posted by: ramas

Hey muni good ones. you and rangil really made me laugh . Thanks.

glad u liked them. Rangi i just loved ur homework excuses maybe i could use them sometimes😆😆 It took me a while to get the smiles joke😆😆 miles in the middle😆

I m glad u guys liked the jokes be free to add any u know. 😛


Once Laloo Yadav, Sonia Gandhi, a saint and a schoolboy were traveling by a private plane. Suddenly the engine caught fire and the pilot came out shouting, "This plane is going to crash! And we have only four parachutes and there are five of us in the plane.

Since I am a very important Indian Airlines pilot I am taking one parachute and getting out of here." Saying this he rushed to the luggage area grabbed one parachute and jumped off the plane. Sonia Gandhi said, "Since I am the future Prime Minister of India I am very important and have to live!" She also grabbed a parachute and jumped.

Laloo Yadav said, "I am the king-maker of this country, the most honest politician of India and above all the most intelligent person living in this country, and the most intelligent person must live!" Saying so Laloo went to the luggage area, grabbed one and jumped off the plane.

The old saint said to the school boy, "There is only one parachute left, and there are two of us. I am an old man and don't need to live any more. You take the last parachute and jump."

The school boy said, "Don't worry! There are still two parachutes left with us! The most intelligent person, Laloo Yadav, jumped off the plane with my school bag!"
😆 😆