An attempt to laugh - Page 3

good joke thanx for sharing

Originally posted by: munizaaa

Indian Titanic

If the Titanic was made in India:

10) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship.

9) There has to be a song with a girl wearing a white dress, singing in the rain.

8) By the end of the movie he finds his mom, dad, sister and brother.

7) It's seven and half-hours long.

6) The movie would be called "Doobta Hua Pyar".

5) Kate Winslet played by Madhuri Dixit, and Leonard Di' Caprio played by Salman Khan.

4) The boat would sink, because there are too many people on it.

3) None of the people would float for long cause of the saris.

2) They would be serving mango fruity on the boat.

1) Wait a minute it was an Indian movie if you think about it.

AND

Can you imagine how many times we would hear "Bachaoooo"!!!

PS: The hero, heroine, his mom, dad, sister and brother will float in the cold water for days and yet survive. The villain will drown in the first drops of water.

this joke is soo funny😆i am going to show all my friends- i am like dying laughing here 😆😆

A woman three months pregnant falls into a deep coma. Six months later, she awakes and asks the nearest doctor about the fate of her baby.

"You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine," says the doctor. "Luckily, your brother named them for you."

"Oh shit, not by brother! He's an idiot! What did he call the girl?"

"Denise," the doctor replies.

Thinking that isn't so bad, she asks, "And what did he call the boy?"

The doctor answers, "Denephew

Originally posted by: rangi1222

A woman three months pregnant falls into a deep coma. Six months later, she awakes and asks the nearest doctor about the fate of her baby.

"You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine," says the doctor. "Luckily, your brother named them for you."

"Oh shit, not by brother! He's an idiot! What did he call the girl?"

"Denise," the doctor replies.

Thinking that isn't so bad, she asks, "And what did he call the boy?"

The doctor answers, "Denephew

😆😆😆

Its frm "the week"..

Ant: Hi there! Boy, u r so big. How old r u?
Elephant: Five
Ant(shocked): What? How come?
Elephant: I am a COMPLAN boy!
(After some time) How old r u?
Ant: 64.
Elephant: What? But look so young.
Ant: I am a SANTOOR girl ( blushes 😳 )...
For some more laughs just refer the week.. 😉

I will say sorry for sardarji joke.
There were three criminal friends. One Gujarati, one marathi and one sardarji. They commited mass murders. Court gave them death penalty by Electric chair.
day of execution the engineer called gujrati. he sat on electric chair and chair didnot work He didnot die. Engineer told him ok you are free to go. Marathi's turn came . He also got freed bcos chair didnot work.

Now sardarji turn came. He told the engineer. You fix this electric chair first then I will sit on the chair. I am not seating on a malfunctioned chair.