Project - BlitzKrieg - Page 53

Originally posted by: ritzbitz

hey QT, I dont see the solitare yaar..😳😆 plz apne sasurji ko dawa ke saath yeh yaad zarror de dena.. ki unhone 7ct. solitare ka wada kiya tha...😉😆

😕😕 Haldi function mein engagement kahaase aayaa??
This Sasur is maha bhulakkad old man! Bhool gayaa engagement ring???
Wait, I'll see what I can do.. Hold on there sasu mom!😳
I'll give u mine, if sasur can't get it done on time!

Originally posted by: tania.ganguly

Manish,
Tum bhi kya yaad rakhoge!
The multitasking party hostess takes over the responsibility of hosting the bachelor party.
Of course I can't be at two venues. So I need a volunteer to host it.
Will make all the intezaam.
So any takers for volunteering to be the host.
Ronnie boy- Interested! Eggy is surely MIA and I am sure I can do a better job than him in arranging the sharaab and the shabaab!
And please move the bachelorette party to 6 pm PST on 3/7/07.
3/8/07 is school night.

You are an absolutely amazing volunteer.....what would Ritzy have done without you around....But the next question is....saare ke saare kalmuhe ladke to gayab hain...to phir bachelor party kiske liye...sirf mere liye....I will take it...😆....

Amit Bhai....Is this job something you would like to do?I mean hosting the bachelor party...or is that Janana kaam as well?....😆....No offense yaar...I am just pulling legs....Please let me know...and I will be thankful if you took it upon yourself...Thodi masti shasti hum ladke bhi kar lein....aakhir Tania ka baradhast hamare sir pe hain...to kyon nahi mauke ka faida utha liya jaye...what say Taansen bhai?..😆

Originally posted by: simtara

*ahem* If I may interject... Agar dono parties ek hi din pe honge...toh no Indo-Hispanic Gigolo for us...? 😕😆

Jahan clueless Clooney, pat-on-the-back-Pitt aur John Abraham hain...wahan tumhe ek Indo-Hispo gigolo se itna lagao kyon ho gaya hai?....😆...This is absolutely a riot....By Gawd...😆

Originally posted by: Sur_Sangam

CKY, Here is the glycerine and disposable dropper for all the true friends who wants some tears at the time for Bidaayee...

Hope this accomplish my task😃

Part of your task is accomplished.......abhi Gaana aur uska bajana (Simstar ke saath) baaki hai...mere Taansen yaar....😆...Great going buddy....😆

Originally posted by: ChameliKaYaar

You are an absolutely amazing volunteer.....what would Ritzy have done without you around....But the next question is....saare ke saare kalmuhe ladke to gayab hain...to phir bachelor party kiske liye...sirf mere liye....I will take it...😆....

Amit Bhai....Is this job something you would like to do?I mean hosting the bachelor party...or is that Janana kaam as well?....😆....No offense yaar...I am just pulling legs....Please let me know...and I will be thankful if you took it upon yourself...Thodi masti shasti hum ladke bhi kar lein....aakhir Tania ka baradhast hamare sir pe hain...to kyon nahi mauke ka faida utha liya jaye...what say Taansen bhai?..😆

😆😆😆 Bhai saab, I have no experience hosting such a party..marvaega tun mujhe😆

Originally posted by: chatbuster

hey can u guys itemize your spending. i cant have u guys freeloading off my employer, ritzy. jahaan mufat ka khana peena naheen dekha, wahaan joo ke jaise lag jate hain 😛 😆

Hmmm!! All are dedicated project team members!!
Nice post!! BTW is bebo coming for this function!!!
Cheers,
Mythili

Originally posted by: tania.ganguly

Gentlemen

Here's a preview of the Bachelor Party

Date:3/7/07 Time:yet to be decided

Venue: Yet to be decided- Manish seems to know the gali gali of LV.He should be able to give me the name of a good strip club.😆

Attraction: Mujrah by the old and the new umrao jaans

Star Attraction:

Exclusively for Dulhe Raja- His age old love Umrao Jaan

For the Junior B- The new Umrao Jaan

For our PM CKY , who has so graciously agreed to perform at the Bachelorette party, his darling Chameli. And Mallika comes gratis with that.😆

And for the rest, do post your requests. Will add later.

And for everyone who is here for some fookat ka bewda, here's some videshi tharra.If you have additional request for your choice of daroo, do post your request.

Daroo:

The bubbly

The whisky

The vodka

The Tequila

The wine

The cocktails

Music: Amit will decide what needs to be played since he is in charge of music

Host: Ron,if not any other takers ????

With compliments from

The TTT event management company.😳

Although there are many many options available....the best known is ...

Status Report V.1.2

Project: Project – BLITZKRIEG

Project Sponsor: Rita Bhabhi (RitzBitz)

Project Manager – Chamelikayaar

Some updates reported based on some new resources available to the project

Activities and progress

1. Planning the event (with the order of each event): Anita....Ani11 and Maha Bharat Ke Bhim Sen urf...MunnaBhai M.B.B.S....Wite Rainbow…Status Completed
2. Haldi Rasm: Subhagya: Mermaid_QT....All dresses and ceremonial items posted and accepted by Janta Janardan….Task Completed

3. Vidai: Anu: Vinit_anu: Ladki ki behen......khushi khushi vida karegi ki uska khud ka raasta saaf ho.... Anu missing in action…If she does not respond the task will have to be assigned to our Anu #1 (ans24us1)
4. Sangeet Ceremony: Gaana aur uska bajaana: Simi, Taansen All guns blazing, my friend Simstar is ready to bajao sabki…Taansen has open a thread https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/sa-re-ga-ma-pa-singing-superstar/559980/ladies-sangeet-aur-bidaaye-ke-evergreen for this purpose.

5. Rona Dhona: Sur Sangam and Vinit_anu.....Anu gayab…Taansen ji is haazir…He has presented his glycerine to the roni soorat crowd…

6. Matha Khaana: Flakenol....Snowflakes...Chal shuru ho ja... Luckily this role has been assumed by several individuals…so the task itself is not in jeopardy although nobody replaces Flakenol's skills in this department...so Flakes….get your tashreef here NOW..
7. Mandap (Tambu): Adi....the official tambuman….Tambuman has been contacted and has reported that he will complete the task. Given his past history and reliability, CKY has reasons to believe that the task will be completed on time and budget.
8. Khaana (bheja ke alawa): Matarani Dia....Her visphotak chicken dishes have become a rage on the forum...and this of course leads to our next item which is.....Matarani's history suggests that she makes all glands sweat with hunger before presenting food…Unke ghar mein der bhi hai aur andher bhi….lekin khana aa jayega….right Matey
9. Doctor on site: Simi: Our official medico or shall we say "QUACK" .... She is being asked to be prepared to expect the unexpected....Simstar assures that she has all the weapons in her arsenal. CKY has reasons to believe Simstar
10. Haute Couture (Dresses): Anita and Snowflakes....They have this rare passion and taste for things that are Haute... Outstanding job Anita and Flakenol….You have wowed the audience.
11. Drinks: Tisha .....Tania Ganguly: The evergreen fan of our Dada Saurav …Outstanding job ma'am Tania…..The crowd is overwhelmed with your propensity for choicest of sharaab and male shabaabs…Outstanding job….
12. Jewelleries: Tanya the Trubl. Tanya has graciously offered her services to this very noble cause....Knowing Tania's past records, I have no doubt that this task is as good as accomplished.

13. Gifts for Ladka party: Piyabawri...Piya ki bawari has accepted to be part of the party and offered her services to the noble cause. Looking at her enthusiasm, I am very optimistic about this task.

14. Kholi ka intezaam (for guests): Chhotu.....Suny: He is famous for holding the fort together... Outstanding job…completed timely and in style….

15. Preparing invitations: Munnabhai....Museebat ko bulawa diya aur wo bhi ishtyle mein…Outstanding job MunnaBhai…tumse mujhe yehi ummeed thi.

16. Mehendi: Tanya the TRUBL....to the rescue...

17.Naach Baliye Naach: Premnath ji...Surpremi: Padma Khanna has been contracted for this purpose....Missing in action…..but Simi has taken over this task…and I have started breathing again…Premnath ji….bring PK, Bindu, Sriparada…anybody will do for the despo crowd…

18. Accounting: Rahul the Chatbuster: For the first time in his life he has been to do something Dhang ka......He is on the money….although appearances could be a little more frequent
18. Bodyguard/Mawaali: Bhaskar: Ron: They have been given free annual passes of 24 hours fitness gym to keep those muscles in the top shape.....Ron standing guard… Bhaskar is always on guard…so no problem with this task…
19. Honeymoon: Adi: Our very special travel agent.....ready for another "killingest" spot for this occasion......After all our Ritzy is going for the kill.... Last contacted…Adi is working on it….Once again, knowing his reliability index, I have no doubt this task will be accomplished timely…

20. Bachelorette Party: Tisha....urf Tania Ganguly: All hunks are officially invited to this party to "perform". Outstanding job…..has contracted the choicest hunks that have left the girls drooling…

22. Bachelor Party: Tania: Once again she has risen to th occasion...although she is not getting much support to conduct the event...Any boy wonder who wants to assist Tania with hosting this event?

23. Decoration: Evil Saaniya and Chhotu/Suny and Chhoti/Flakenol and Anu (ans24us1): One of the toughest tasks in progress

Disclaimer: Please ignore my grammaticals and typos as this has been done in great hurry...and also...if I missed anything on my updates please feel free to let me know thru PM and I will make the amendments through a proper change control procedure.

Originally posted by: mermaid_QT

THE HALDI CEREMONY COLLECTION- OPTIONAL
Since Ani provided FABULOUS WEAR for all the occasions, Bachchans would like to apprecaite all her efforts 👏

For those interested, Bachchans have provided the following outfits for the Haldi function

Sweeties from both guy's and gal's are free to choose from the dresses below for Haldi

Haldi Rasm Jewellery Arrived!! (free to pick other things 😳)

Sherwanis for men have finally arrived!!

Excellente...Sharkbait.....You have stood up to the occasion....Hats off.....Standing ovation for a task well accomplished...now the last task for you is to host the Mehandi ceremony to completion tomorrow....👏