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Posted: 18 years ago

arae yaar, why do I have to tasks in your MOTW?🤔

chalo done....

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Posted: 18 years ago

Originally posted by: kabhi_21

bumped for jaya😉

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Posted: 18 years ago

Hi Jaya. I am to ask you 3 sets of questions as a Dare. This is the first set. Promise the next two will be fun sets for you!!😆

Set 1: IIT and Education System in India:

1. IIT Kanpur is supposed to be the best engineering institute in India and is renowned worldwide. What makes it rank so high?

2. Having been overseas yourself, have you had a chance to compare the standards of other institutes to IIT? If so, what was your opinion?

3. How did you rate your Professors at IIT? Are they all equally good?

4. Are women Profs. treated equally to men Profs.?

5. Are female students treated equally?

6. I understand there are many education institutes in India that are now called IITs. Do you think this is the right approach?

7. What do you think of private engineering institutes in India as opposed to Govt. ones? Are they of equal standards?

8. Is the school system in India more demanding than western countries? How?

9. There are many IIT graduates working overseas. Do you think this is beneficial in terms of research interaction or do you think this is a loss to India?

10. Please comment on the education system in India.

Cheers!!😳

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Posted: 18 years ago

Jayadi, what time do u get up???

what time do u go to sleep???

'cuz everytime i get on... i c u answering sets... that's good... but yaar u should take some rest too! nehow... more questions 😃😛😆

describe how u spend ur normal day..

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Posted: 18 years ago

Set 2: R.O.B. (Ravana, Osama, Bush😆)

1. Osama goes to McDonalds, turns fat and comes out. He is immediatly arrested. Why?

2. Ravan runs for president. He beats Hilary Clinton. What laws will Ravan make?

3. Bush gets a job as a gardener. He overheard his boss talking to some guy telling him to chop that Bush into pieces and then feed it to Manish's Cows. How will Bush react?

4. Osama, Bush, Ravan all have a get together at My house. Who will do what?

5. Ravan, Osama, Bush, top 3 students in LHS [Lustry Humans School]. They each are doctors. How will they do a srugery of some guy?

6.Imagine Bush going for a solitary walk to a dense forest. and there he meets Osama face to face- what do u think he will do?

7. If Osama came to your house and you served him " french fries", do you think he will get upset?

8. Between Osama, Ravan and Bush, who is the most fav. person for Suny?

9. If Ravan had to look into a mirror to comb his hair, what will be the minimum size of the mirror? give the dimensions.

10.What does Bush Osama & Ravan have in common?

11.If you met Ravan, Bush and Osama in person, what will you want to say to each of them?

12.You invite Ravan home for dinner,but he gets stuck in the doorway and cannot come in? what will you do?

13.How can Suny be made to forget Osama,Bush and Ravan?

14. If Ravan orders food in a restaurant, will he order food for each of the heads or just one plate? why?

15. If Ravan goes for a haircut , will he be charged per head haircut or will he get a group discount?

P.S: I was in stitches all afternoon seeing these questions. I have to acknowledge first of all Suny😆 for providing me with the first 5 sets. Hey..... Abhi did not say I could not ask, right?😉 Thank you Suny😆

The next set of 10 original questions were provided to me by my dear friend who went out of his way to help me in spite of his busy schedule today. Thanks a lot friend!😃

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Posted: 18 years ago

Originally posted by: adi_0112

Set (dont remember what number) Me too

A.Lets have some fusion to create confusion :😈

What would happen if :

1. Jaya's brain merged with Himani_vineets(sania)

Yipeeee, I will become very confused, will not understand any of these crazy questions and hence wont answer them 😃

2. Suny's brain merged with Surpremi's

Then R, O and B would be using the tag-line KDNBKD!!

3. Rahul's merged with Sahana's

Then surely some intelligent folks (who are anyway in minority) will start doing dhang ki baatein

4. Bobda's with Flaky's

We would have seen a dedicated thread on Sharib in our section soon

5. Simi's with Bhaskar's

Ab Simi to Aamna ke bare me day-dream nahi karti, na hi Bhaskar Hema ke baare me karta - haila is combination ka kya hota?🤔

6.Priya's with Jadooji's

To vakeel sahiba apni saari daleele shayrana andaz me pesh karti

7.Manjudi's with Rita bhabhi's

To is naye shaks ko Sur ke saath rishta identify karne me bahut problem hoti

8. Anu's with Zee

Then Anu's update threads wud include interesting makeovers of each of the contestants also

9.Vinnie's with Abhi's

Vinnie wud have been able to manage her finances in a super duper way

10. Anu #2 with Subham

Anu wud have ended all her posts with SRK is the best

11. Adi's with Ron's

I would have got atleast 2 sets of quetions only on Chhota Don

12. Suny's with Barnalidi's

Suny would start finding music in mathematics

13. Sarita's with Kavita's

To Sarita apni nayi news broadcaster ban jati

14. Evilgenious with Salilji

Ghazals ko aur koi nahi samajh pata

15.Areej with Abhi(L)

To Don and RR gang me sulah ho jati

16.Evilgenious Saniya's with taran's

Silence

B. Lets get lyrical...

Write 3 lines to the following lines to make a 4 line stanza...

tum jo mil gaye ho

to tumhe aankhon me basaa lu

kai raaton ki jaagi hoon

nindiya, aa tujhe palko me chhupa lu

Itna jo tum muskura rahe ho

Yeh main kabhi nahi bhool paungi

Dekhna kal tumhi bas rote ja rahe ho

Tumko main jab isse bhi zyada sataungi

kaho na kaho

yeh tumhari marzi

apni bhabhi dhoondne ki

de di hai maine arzi

zindagi pyar ka geet hain

aisa lagta tha mujhe bhi ab tak

ab to zindagi bas sawaalo ka dher hai

koi jawaab deta rahe bhala kab tak

jeena yaha marna yaha

aisa kaun kehta hai

humne to dekha hai ki

bhoot bhi ab to

forum me hi rehta hai

rim jhim gire sawan

na jaane aankhon me kaisi hai jalan

bhookh to bahut lagi hai magar

pyaaz kaatne ka nahi hai aur man

naina barse rim jhim rim jhim

tare chamke tim tim tim tim

chidiya cheheke chin chin chin chin

Adi nache ta dhin dhin dhin

C. My pet question :

Imagine we are all on a picnic to a picturesque place having beautiful views of mountains and has a lake too😃in the middle of no where to have a chill out day..That place is indeed in the middle of nowhere and lacks amenities like a restaurant . The cell phones dont work there .All saregamapa members are going there. Dolly and Lazy Naani Dia are in charge of food arrangements. we all meet and board the bus which will take us there. in the bus Dia gets into a battle of words with Manish and dolly gets into a great chat session with Manjudi.. now we reach the place, the bus driver drops us and tells that he will be back with the bus afer 8 hours and leaves. After he has gone and we have all settle down there, Suny feels like having a snack and requests Barnalidi.She in turn tells dia and Dolly to serve some snacks when we realise the food hamper is left back in the bus.so no food at all.....

Now, what you have to do is...tell us how each one of the member will react to the situation in hand (mind you, no restaurants closeby or no cell to call up for help).You may select members of your choice here....😛

Adi – Will think kaash ab ke liye main sach me bhoot hota, to bhoot shakti se bus ko leke aata😕

Bhaskar – Sabko hawaa khane ki salah dega😆

Dia – Kuchh nahi karegi, kyonki who lazy hai😆

Manish – Zameen se hari ghaas nikalne lagega, jab heera moti kha sakte hai to baki kyon nahi😛

Dolly – Will go in search of sabzi and spices in the picnic spot, she can cook anywhere👍🏼

Manju'di – Will curse herself, ki unke dhyan se yeh kaise chhoot gaya😡

Suny – The little Einstein will try to work on a formula to create food from air👍🏼

Snowy – Will try to interrupt whatever Suny is trying to do😆

Anu – Will feel very sad, as for the first time she is not able to help others😭

Jadoo – Himesh bhaiyya par shayari karenge yeh soch kar ki shayad isse bhookh ko bhi chid ho aur woh bhag jaaye😉

Minali – Would wish that her user name would really become real for the moment😔

Simi and Rahul – Mauke ka poora fayda uttayenge aur jungle me ghoomne nikal jayenge😳

Barnali'di – Will be the only person trying to logically think how to reach the bus😊

Jaya – Will offer herself as the menu, as she is already grilled and roasted completely

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Posted: 18 years ago

Originally posted by: adi_0112

arae yaar, why do I have to tasks in your MOTW?🤔

chalo done....

I am speechless 🤗🤗🤗

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Posted: 18 years ago

Originally posted by: kabhi_21

bumped for jaya😉

😆 We shall see

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Posted: 18 years ago

🤣

Jaya, some of the fusion-confusion ones are priceless.. especially suny trying to find music in maths , silence in the case of taran and saniya and some more of the,,,,just awesome.....

the lyrics are good...in fact very good.....the picnic one...yaar you showed the superficial reactions , i was looking at the genuine ones...but these are also good..😆

great job...are u all done...need more questions...?joking...

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Posted: 18 years ago

Originally posted by: adi_0112

🤣

Jaya, some of the fusion-confusion ones are priceless.. especially suny trying to find music in maths , silence in the case of taran and saniya and some more of the,,,,just awesome....

Thanks 😳.😳😳

the lyrics are good...in fact very good.....the picnic one...yaar you showed the superficial reactions , i was looking at the genuine ones...but these are also good..😆

For me, these were the first reaction I cud think of - so I guess they are as genuine as anything else 😊

great job...are u all done...need more questions...?joking...

😳

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