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manjujain

@manjujain

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Posted: 18 years ago

#611

Jaya in general I don't comment this much. but I did on this one... Mostly tumhari aur meri soch kafi milati hai... other than last one.. meine achi achi dosti tootte hue dekhi hai kyonki kahin par kisi ne explain nahin kiya ya kahin par dosre ne suni nahin... hum sab insaan hai, galtiyan hum sabse hoti hain & I think if we keep clear communication that helps a lot, this is my POV.... I could be wrong...

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manjujain

@manjujain

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Posted: 18 years ago

#612

Haan jaya ekdam sahi bola tumane... bhaiya se rista identify kar hee n ahi npaati. All the lyrics are very good... situational one you are very right that's the first thing I will do as yahi hota because I do accept my responsibility but next moment I would be thinking what to do as I do believe in moving on... nahin to you know I would be crying in my real life , right jaya?

I loved situational ines for some more which I loved or really made me laugh are rahul/simi, jadoo bhiaya, minali etc... good job jaya....👏... aur tum apne ko menu banakar offer karoge? pehli baat mere hote hue aisa socha kaise tumane..doosri baat who needs that menu? so I didn't like that one...you should just use that time answering our questions as MOW which will keep people busy 😆for food let other people think....

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Abhijit Kulkarni

@kabhi_21

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Posted: 18 years ago

#613

Originally posted by: manjujain
Abhi 20% margin is too much... anyway my guess is 10000.

yeah but nothing in rules says u cant give range😉...... BTW ur guess comes in my range so I would be getting the award money even if it comes true😆

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Abhijit Kulkarni

@kabhi_21

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Posted: 18 years ago

#614

Now I am having 4 days off from office so what do i do now to paas the time 🤔

Chalo kuch Jayasi questions dete hain...... ekdum original 😉 😆

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Abhijit Kulkarni

@kabhi_21

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Posted: 18 years ago

#615

My first question set...... science related 😉

1. If water is formed with H2O, then do we have Hydrogen and Oxygen cells in our eyes, if yes then why the chemical reaction takes place when we feel sad or heart broken?

2. Why does we cry when we cut the onion, based on above answer tell if the chemical reaction increases when in contact with onion?

3. Why is it easier to push the same subject when in motion than when it is still?

4. why does a person fall at some distance when jumps from train? How does the motion of train affect the motion of person?

5. why is sea water salty, while the river water sweeter?

6. Which kind of water is pure? Sea water, River water, Rain water, water from eye, or Zero B water 😆

7. If the banana includes more than 75% of water, why is it not liquid?

8. the water is evaporated with fire, so if our eye comes in contact what happens first, Evaporation of water in eye or burning of solid eye?

9. Give some scietific theory on watery eyes 😉

10. How does a human being float on water, when he is a semi solid, semiliquid substance

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Abhijit Kulkarni

@kabhi_21

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Posted: 18 years ago

#616

Set No. 2: Agar Questions 😛 Give in two sentences what would happen agar aisa hota...... make it as much funny as possible (Its all related to me and I wont mind anything 😉 )

1. Agar main kavi hota to
2. Agar main gayak hota to
3. Agar main shayar hota to
4. Agar main Cricketer hota to
5. Agar main chitrakaar hota to
6. Agar main paagal hota to
7. Agar main India me hota to
8. Agar main buddha hota to
9. Agar main married hota to 😆
10. Agar main anpad hota to
11. Agar main Vijay hota to
12. Agar main actor hota to

So enjoy ur time and make it funny, witty and humorous 😛

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Abhijit Kulkarni

@kabhi_21

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Posted: 18 years ago

#617

Set No 3: Cricket world cup

1. Which team do you think has the best chances to win?
2. What do you think were India's chances to win if I played for India?
3. What do you think were India's chances to win if Suny is the coach of Indian team
4. If you want to select the supporter team for Indian team, who from IF will you select and who would lead the supporter team?
5. What would happen as per your thinking if Suny gets 4 passes for the match of India and
a. He goes there with Ravan, Osama and Bush and starts commentry
b. He goes there with Snowy, Sania and Navjot Siddhu and starts commentary
6. Please write a sample commentary in both the situations above
7. What do you think would happen if Bhaskar bro and Barnalidi are told to give commentry on the match of India and Pakistan
8. What will happen if Bhaskar is coach of Indian team and Adi is Physio
9. What will happen if Jaya is given the responsibility of selling the advertising slots during India's matches (which products will be given priority)
10. (Very serious question) Will it be a world cup tour of our cricketers or offshore advertisement venue

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manjujain

@manjujain

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Posted: 18 years ago

#618

Jaya here it is to start your day ... did you read what I left for you yesterday?

Boss was writing the review of employee while he was on his back, so he wrote the following review. as soon as he goes away there goes another email that said please read odd lines in the review what I sent you just now, that's what I really mean.

Now Go through this one.

1. Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2. hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
3. wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
4. thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5. finishes given assignments on time. Often Bob takes extended
6. measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7. breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8. vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9. knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10. classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
11. dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
12. promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13. executed as soon as possible.

Signed ...
Jim

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Anuradha Ravi

@Anuradha

Inactive

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Posted: 18 years ago

#619

Originally posted by: jayc1234
Your brain will work better, as now it will absorb Vitamin-E from Sun directly without any layer in between

In summer, u can just stand in the sun and others can use ur head as the barbeque bed

😆 I am laughing hard.. kya idea hain... Naturopathy mein bahut use hoga.. And wat an idea of barbeque bed.. Fantastic 😆

An antivirus software that will generate countless of virus for the system

Well, u did not say what the virus was and I am taking the liberty to generate this virus that works with outlook here...

This intelligent virus will send out a smiling Good morning mail to all ur friends in the contact list

It will send a 'I am busy' mail to your boss whenever he wants to set up a meeting for you

It will re-asign all the work on your calendar to ur colleagues

It will generate a new joke/fwd every minute and send it to ur mailbox

It will send an 'Out of Office' reply to all your client mails

It will de-activate the mail accounts for all the colleagues who have disturbed u all this while

Tt will not be detected by any other antivirus program in your company

And guess what, you get back $1 for each virus that is generated by this s/w

😆 I expected this.. 😉😆😆
A cricket ball made of glass

Yes glass - but its made of fibreglass.. So no more logic required to sell it, it will sell on its own
Excellent, Mindblowing. 20 20 20 👏

An umbrella that has too many holes
It will help u to act as a spy. Hide urself behind the umbrella and yet keep an eye on others
An umbrella with holes is like a sieve, you can use it as a utility item in your kitchen
😆 What an idea for acting as a spy.. I guess all CID ppl must follow this

You have to convince the customers to travel in a plane that is definite to crash

Anu - any marketing manager should not even think of selling something that is life-threatening just for his profits. So, I guess I will not sell this, and hence lose the job
NO way, the company cannot afford to miss such a good marketing expert... You are appointed 😳