Originally posted by: ans24us1
😲 What - Backlogs Completed 😕 😕 Yeh kab hua, kaise hua.. Well you have done a great job in all the questions.. Loved ur answer for Sahanaji's questions.. Too Good.. 👏
Lets go ahead with some more fun.. 😳
You are appointed as the marketing manager of a company and before you get into it, during the training session, ur asked to sell the following products.. Only based upon this answer - they will finalize whether to make you permanent or not.. So, All The Best 😊 👍🏼 You have to give atleast 8 reasons as to why customers have to buy the product..
A haircream that will make you bald An antivirus software that will generate countless of virus for the system You have to convince the customers to travel in a plane that is definite to crash A cricket ball made of glass - An umbrella that has too many holes
A haircream that will make you bald
Bald is beautiful and cool
Bald is the in thing - the hottest Bollywood actor, Sallu bhai is the style-icon for that
Bald will save u so much time, no need to take care of it anymore
Bald will make you richer, no expenses on expensive hair-products
You can get rid of mirrors in ur house and others can use ur head to see their face
U can look different everyday by wearing a new wig and now u cud match the wig color to ur dress
Your brain will work better, as now it will absorb Vitamin-E from Sun directly without any layer in between
In summer, u can just stand in the sun and others can use ur head as the barbeque bed
An antivirus software that will generate countless of virus for the system
Well, u did not say what the virus was and I am taking the liberty to generate this virus that works with outlook here...
This intelligent virus will send out a smiling Good morning mail to all ur friends in the contact list
It will send a 'I am busy' mail to your boss whenever he wants to set up a meeting for you
It will re-asign all the work on your calendar to ur colleagues
It will generate a new joke/fwd every minute and send it to ur mailbox
It will send an 'Out of Office' reply to all your client mails
It will de-activate the mail accounts for all the colleagues who have disturbed u all this while
Tt will not be detected by any other antivirus program in your company
And guess what, you get back $1 for each virus that is generated by this s/w
A cricket ball made of glass
Yes glass - but its made of fibreglass.. So no more logic required to sell it, it will sell on its own
An umbrella that has too many holes
It will rekindle your romance. Take your partner out in this umbrella on a rainy day
It will save u time to take a shower everyday. Now u have a natural shower
It will help u to act as a spy. Hide urself behind the umbrella and yet keep an eye on others
It has holes, but has a special filter too. On a sunny day, refreshing sunlight will come in through it while blocking UV rays
An umbrella with holes is like a sieve, you can use it as a utility item in your kitchen
U will set a new style standard by using this
Each umbrella comes with a strip of Paracetemol free, so any risks of getting wet in the rain and catching fear is also taken care
We are offering this product now at 50% as a promotional offer.
You have to convince the customers to travel in a plane that is definite to crash
Anu - any marketing manager should not even think of selling something that is life-threatening just for his profits. So, I guess I will not sell this, and hence lose the job