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Posted: 18 years ago

Originally posted by: SmarterDesiKid

Was wondering why I was suffering in school today😆

haha hahaha haha hahahaha😛 na na na boo boo

i didnt have school😛 and my break starts tomorrow til Mon😉 then school on Tues😭

Jaya di -- get answering i gave u like 5 sets😈 *evil 'ol me*😆

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Posted: 18 years ago

Originally posted by: ans24us1

😲 What - Backlogs Completed 😕 😕 Yeh kab hua, kaise hua.. Well you have done a great job in all the questions.. Loved ur answer for Sahanaji's questions.. Too Good.. 👏

Lets go ahead with some more fun.. 😳

You are appointed as the marketing manager of a company and before you get into it, during the training session, ur asked to sell the following products.. Only based upon this answer - they will finalize whether to make you permanent or not.. So, All The Best 😊 👍🏼 You have to give atleast 8 reasons as to why customers have to buy the product..

    A haircream that will make you bald An antivirus software that will generate countless of virus for the system You have to convince the customers to travel in a plane that is definite to crash A cricket ball made of glass
  1. An umbrella that has too many holes


A haircream that will make you bald


Bald is beautiful and cool

Bald is the in thing - the hottest Bollywood actor, Sallu bhai is the style-icon for that

Bald will save u so much time, no need to take care of it anymore

Bald will make you richer, no expenses on expensive hair-products

You can get rid of mirrors in ur house and others can use ur head to see their face

U can look different everyday by wearing a new wig and now u cud match the wig color to ur dress

Your brain will work better, as now it will absorb Vitamin-E from Sun directly without any layer in between

In summer, u can just stand in the sun and others can use ur head as the barbeque bed

An antivirus software that will generate countless of virus for the system

Well, u did not say what the virus was and I am taking the liberty to generate this virus that works with outlook here...


This intelligent virus will send out a smiling Good morning mail to all ur friends in the contact list

It will send a 'I am busy' mail to your boss whenever he wants to set up a meeting for you

It will re-asign all the work on your calendar to ur colleagues

It will generate a new joke/fwd every minute and send it to ur mailbox

It will send an 'Out of Office' reply to all your client mails

It will de-activate the mail accounts for all the colleagues who have disturbed u all this while

Tt will not be detected by any other antivirus program in your company

And guess what, you get back $1 for each virus that is generated by this s/w


A cricket ball made of glass

Yes glass - but its made of fibreglass.. So no more logic required to sell it, it will sell on its own


An umbrella that has too many holes

It will rekindle your romance. Take your partner out in this umbrella on a rainy day

It will save u time to take a shower everyday. Now u have a natural shower

It will help u to act as a spy. Hide urself behind the umbrella and yet keep an eye on others

It has holes, but has a special filter too. On a sunny day, refreshing sunlight will come in through it while blocking UV rays

An umbrella with holes is like a sieve, you can use it as a utility item in your kitchen

U will set a new style standard by using this

Each umbrella comes with a strip of Paracetemol free, so any risks of getting wet in the rain and catching fear is also taken care

We are offering this product now at 50% as a promotional offer.


You have to convince the customers to travel in a plane that is definite to crash

Anu - any marketing manager should not even think of selling something that is life-threatening just for his profits. So, I guess I will not sell this, and hence lose the job

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Posted: 18 years ago

Originally posted by: jayc1234

😭 100 people, maine to 10 se zyaada logo ka khana kabhi nahi banaya hoga 😭

Recipe of Egg-kasha (serves 100 people - if it turns out to be eatable)

Eggs – 100

Onions - 10

Tomatoes – 15

Ginger Paste – 8 tsp

Garlic Paste – 10 tsp

Turmeric Powder – 8 tsp

Red Chilli Powder – 10 tsp

Dhaniya Powder – 8 tsp

Bay Leaves – 12

Garam Masala – 10 tsp

Cooking oil – 20 tbsp

Salt to Taste

Sugar (Pinch)

Corriander Leaves (for garnishing)

Method:

Boil eggs well, and cut the eggs to 2 halves

Add abt 2 tsp of salt and Turmeric powder to the egg halves and coat them well

Heat oil in the pan. When hot, add the eggs (with yolk side up) and fry over low heat. Slowly turn over and fry till the eggs are golden brown. Then remove and keep them over paper tissues

Cut onion and tomatoes, and make a separate paste of each.

Again in the pan – add bay leaves.

Add onion paste and the pinch of sugar. Add the ginger and garlic paste too

After 3-4 minutes, add turmeric and Chilli powder and fry for sometime.

When the onion starts getting some color, add the tomato paste. Then add Dhaniya Powder.

After some frying – add some 15-18 cups of water. When the water just starts to get the boil – add salt to taste

Cook the gravy – when starts thickening, add fried eggs and on top of that add the garam masala paste.

Let it cook on low heat and cover for some time.

When cooked – take out the curry on serving dish, garnish with coriander leaves and serve hot with rice.

ok jaya..excelllent try..you said you have never cooked for more then 10 people..so based on ur receipe...if you will use 10 onions for 100 eggs than based on ur receipe you will use following for 10 people...

Onions - 1

Tomatoes – 1.25

Ginger Paste – little over1 tsp

Garlic Paste – 1 tsp

Turmeric Powder – little over 1 tsp

Red Chilli Powder – 1tsp

Dhaniya Powder – little over 1 tsp

Bay Leaves – little over 1

Garam Masala – 1 tsp

Cooking oil – 2 tbsp

Salt to Taste

Sugar (Pinch)( jaya if you will use pinch for 100 then how much you will use for 10?

Corriander Leaves (for garnishing)

now tell me is the above recipe sound ok to you?if yes then do you think you can try making it..😆...at home and then tell me how was that..no you cannot make it up becasue if you will try I will try too😉..and then i will ask you questions..

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Posted: 18 years ago

I think first we will ask him to test the receipe..😆..jk yaar you did great..

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Posted: 18 years ago

Originally posted by: snowflake0555

haha hahaha haha hahahaha😛 na na na boo boo

i didnt have school😛 and my break starts tomorrow til Mon😉 then school on Tues😭

Jaya di -- get answering i gave u like 5 sets😈 *evil 'ol me*😆

Awww - Sunny 🤗🤗🤗 and looks like Snowy made up for you today 😒😒

Snowy - u will have to wait sweety.. kyonki aap qataar me hai 😃

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Posted: 18 years ago
jaya iam going to give you 2 options
first either try the above recipe..or
make up a new receipe meaning invent a receipe with your imagination using the east indian spices and veges etc..and then give it a name too...the receipe needs to be original..and for your convinence this time make it only for 4 people 😛 ...
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Posted: 18 years ago

Originally posted by: snowflake0555

u got that rite👍🏼😉

lekin.....snow u dont have anything esle to do...first vinit , sharib and now shahid...u cant choose one...look at me...only one ....sharib ...what abt u .....always without reason fighting with me.......😆

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Posted: 18 years ago

Originally posted by: jayc1234

Sania - Sharib's Tadap tadap ke is dil se aah nikalti rahi ( wah kya baat )

Snowy - Sharib's Laagi tumse man ki lagan ( excusme ..what this is not fair .ok...nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiii .......jaya didi ...change it .......give me that song now.......and mine ...which one u did...give to snow.........) I am so sorry but i dont like .....it...😡

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Posted: 18 years ago

Originally posted by: 2smart4u

while i catch up w/ ur replies... plz answer this... last week abhi was given a question to give 10 reasons as to "why dia ke tale andhera hai"

now I want U to give 10 reasons as to Why Dia ke tale andhera NAHI hai? 😉😃😆

Dia tale andhera isliye nahi hai kyonki...


Dia is 2 smart 4 us, and smart girls are always bright

Dia is a lazy nani jo susta susta ke jalta hai, to isliye uska tel kabhi nahi khatam hota aur woh jalta rehta hai

Dia is an utter romantic, and like Aish baby - usne bhi 'Silsila yeh chahat ka kabhi na bujhne dia'

Dia woh shama hai jiske aas-paas kafi bhavre mandra rahe hai, ab andhere diye par to koi nahi mandrata - hai na

Dia ko khili dhoop bahut pasand hai, and this dia operates on solar energy.. Ab fuel kabhi khatam hi nahi hoga to diye tale andhera kaise hoga

Dia bahut meethi hai, and sweet things persist in our lives for ever - isliye is Dia tale andhera kabhi nahi hoga

Aajkal Dia dieting pe hai, aur apni energy (yaani tel) conserve kar rahi hai..

Dia ko baatein karne ki buri aadat hai, aur uski baaton se shahad tapakta hai, aur yeh diya shahad se bhi jalta hai..

Heera-Moti aajkal kachhi ghani se tel nikal rahe hai aur Dia ko constantly supply kar rahe hai...

Dia ki baatein and posts always light up the forum.. she is a bright lamp here...

😃😛👍🏼

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Posted: 18 years ago

Awwww Sania 🤗🤗🤗 Now task for you is to do something that Sharib will exchange the songs for you two 😉😊

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