Member Of The Week - Jaya (Jayc1234) - Page 12

1. Write 1 thing that you will not compromise in your life.
2. Write 2 reasons why you will not compromise that thing.
3. Write 3 actors you like the most.
4. Write 4 actresses you like the most.
5. Write 5 places you visited & liked the most.
6. Write 6 movies you like the most.
7. Write 7 people important in yor life.
8. Write 8 dishes you like the most.
9. Write 9 songs you like the most.
   
10. Write 10 things you want to do in your life.

Originally posted by: jayc1234

Dhamiyo se jo dar jaaye, woh Jaya nahi 😈😈😈 Remember 'PangaNahiLeneKaKya' 😉

All Ravan:

1. Ravan wanted to go to India from America....but a person is counted by head, so 3 heads = 3 people...Head = main part of the body.
So at the airport, Ravan was having Technical Difficulties turning into one single head. When he was in the security section, he had to go in the thing 10 times...then the lady realized he only made one payment, instead of 10...Ravan is dead poor. How will he pay the lady? [I AM NO WHERE NEAR HIM IN ANY OF THE SITUATIONS PRESENTED]

2. Ravan, after somehow getting to India, is having trouble there at the airport. The security thought, how can 10 people fit all their clothes in one single handbag, and then it struck the officer, and immediatly told Ravan to empty his luggage, incase of drugs, and lethal weapons. There, the security find only clothes, and think that the drugs are in the 10 heads...how does Ravan escape this?

3. Ravan in Mumbai decides to goto a Restaurant...he orders 1 plate of Pani Puri. 1 Drink. and One Dosa...the waiter there had "common sence" and multiplied the order by 10. Ravan got angry, and burned the place down. He was arrested. How does he get out of jail?

4. After getting out of Jail, Ravan is arrested again for renting a one person room, when there were 10 people. How does he get out this time?

5. Ravan decides to goto the Saregamapa Studios, to audition for C07...al of the heads win, and over time, end up in the top 12 [top 2 actually] And the audience is angry...even though one head got the lowest votes, it is still in...how does Ravan solve this problem?

6. After winning C07, MD's from all over India wat him to sing for their movie. They don't have headphones big enough, and they only want one voice..not the other 9. What does Ravan do?

7. Ravan swims back to America, and gets arrested for being a group of Illegal Immigrants...how does Ravan get out of this mess?

8. Ravan now wants to call bakc India, but can't fit in the phone booth...what does Ravan do?

9. Ravan is accpeted in Princeton because of some odd reason...how will Ravan pass his AP AP AP AP AP AP AP Calc class?

10. Ravan, after all this happening, puts his 9 other heads to sleep. Goes in a crusher, puts he heads between as shown:
|🥱| and the two things |-| crush the 10 heads into 1...then he arrested, cuz police find 10 different passports even though there was one person..how does Ravan escape this time?

[sorry took too long for this one, keyboard got stuck...perfect cure = a nicesoft gentle PUNCH]

Originally posted by: jayc1234

Jaya, if I keep that as my ID, well Barnalidi will definitely remember it, but Bhaskar or Priya or Saba or Anu will definitely ban me for a name like that...can u imagine agar un logon ko humme dhamki/warning dena hain toh...by the time ID type karle, saari hawa nikal jayegi....😆

Originally posted by: SmarterDesiKid

😆😆😆

Suny - can you go and take a walk and come back 😃 I already have 4-5 sets pending from you.. Give me some time to complete them, na 😳

Originally posted by: jayc1234

Suny - can you go and take a walk and come back 😃 I already have 4-5 sets pending from you.. Give me some time to complete them, na 😳

Originally posted by: adi_0112

Good replies Jaya,

Blazing through really well....

Thanks Adi 😳 Great questions btw 👍🏼

And jitna marzi ro lo, emotionally blackmail karlo ya dhamki de lo, iss baar mei nahi chhorne wala....In Dharam Paaji eshtyle " chun chun ke badla lena hain...kidding, feel like challenging your brain ...nahi toh rust par jayega, and I cant let that happen to my friend's bheja , na...😛

Mera bheja - maine to socha tha ki woh tum kab ka kha chuke 🤔 Abhi bhi kuchh bacha hai kya? 😆

Jaya...another set of warm up question:

1.Write in 10 sentences..."mein(jaya) itni meethi aur acchi kyu hoon"😆(you cannot repleat the same sentence)

Main (Jaya) itni meethi aur achhi isliye hoon kyonki…

1. main kolkata ki hoon, aur waha ka rasogolla kha kha ke meetha to hona hi tha😳

1. maine bachpan se asha'ji aur lata'ji ki meethi awaaz ko bade pyar se suna hai😊

1. mummy bachpan me bahut misri ka sharbat pilati thi, yeh kehke ki isse dimag thanda rehta hai😕

1. mujhe meethe meethe sapne dekhne ki aadat hai😍

1. mujhe aam jaisa meetha phal bahut pasand hai😳

1. 'mishti' (meaning meetha in Bengali) naam mujhe bahut achha lagtaa hai😊

1. pyar jaise meethe ehsaas me main viswas rakhti hoon😳

1. main is meethe se 😛 icon ko kaafi istemal kar leti hoon

1. mujhe coffee jaisi kadwi cheezo ki aadat nahi hai, isliye mithaas barkaraar hai 😉

1. mere paas Adi naam ka ek bahut ki pyara aur achha dost hai🤗

2. Name the most liked thread of yours in this section

One thread that I still very fondly remember is the 'Kuchh main kahoon, kuchh tum kaho' thread... We had loads of masti in that one 😃

3. Name the funniest thread that you have read here.

I think it has to be the 'biggest fan of HR poll'. Wow - I can still remember all the bhoot capturing that you and Amogh and others did in it, and roll over the floor right away 😆

4. What do you like about this section and what puts you off?

Likes - The very musical nature of the section

Put off - The very fragile and noisy nature of the section

5. Imagine you are tired of me and my antics and you want to get me banned from IF. So you send a petition to Barnalidi to ban me. She wants three from Dev team of this section to support you before she can take action. Now you have to convince Bhaskar, Priya and Anu against me, so that you can get me out of here. So you have to do the following :

a. Give 5 points that you will put forward to each of them(Bhaksar,Priya & Anu) against me.It cannot be the same point given to all.

b. What will be the reply from each of them in reply to your points

c. write the final petition to Barnalidi with the comments from these three..to have me banned from here...😆

This one is pending and will come back with its answer in a separate post.. Have bookmarked the page though 😊

Originally posted by: SmarterDesiKid

Can't break my 2 set per page rule...so:

😲 But u already broke the rule. You posted 3 sets in one page 😡😆

Directions part II

1. In this sentence that you are reading, please highlight your favorite word in your least favorite color.

Done 😆

2. Please TYPE the name of your most dearest object in BLUE FONT.

My Attitude 😉

3. While doing all these tasks, please don't break any of your rules😉, but please do every task.

OK 😆

4. In PINK BOLD font, write the name of your most desired career, besides that of your current one.

Reciprocating Suny when his time comes 😆

5. Kam Ya Zyada?

Zyada 😈

6. Go eat the first thing you see when you open your fridge door.

Not hungry now 😆

7. TYPE a nice small cute FUNNY poem about Bush.

Mr. Bush…

Go away hussshh…

If you had

To Choose a Brush

To comb that bush (on your head)

Would you use

Your doggy's mush?😉

8. Press F1.

He he - I dont need any help 😆

9. Press F3.

I dont need to search anything on the page either 😉

10. Press F5.

I am all refreshed - so dont need a page refresh at the moment 😃

Originally posted by: SmarterDesiKid

After learning that you lived for 4 years in Kabul, I was ENCOURAGED to ask you these 2 sets of 10 questions.

MOVIES:

Have you watched the following Movie, if so, rate from 1-10.

1. Kabul Express - Not watched 😭 Want to watch it though 😃

2. Ramji London Waley - 7 (Madahavan was cute as usual)😳

3. Bhagham Bhag - Not watched 😕

4. I See You - Not watched 😕

5. Phir Hera Pheri - 3: I enjoyed the first part lot more

6. Phir Bhi dil hai Hindustani - 2 Everything about the movie was bad

7. Dil Se - 8 (Mani Ratnam, Great songs, One of the better SRK movies that I have see)👍🏼

8. Pyare Mohan - Not watched 😕

9. Dhoom - Not watched 😕

10. Dhoom 2 - Not watched 😕 (I think I can do without watching Aish in those skimpy clothes)😉

I have been rather selective about reading.. The books that I have liked have read again and again.. the rest well 😕

Originally posted by: SmarterDesiKid

After learning that you lived for 4 years in Kabul, I was ENCOURAGED to ask you these 2 sets of 10 questions. First has been asked, second one😉

BOOKS

Have your read the following books? If so, please rate from 1-10.

1. The Kite Runner - 9 👏

2. Life of Pi - Missed out 😭

3. The Catcher in the Rye - 6

4. To Kill a Mockingbird - 7

5. Ousiders - 8 👏

6. Pigman - Not read 😕

7. Autobiography of Miss Jane Pitmann - Not read 😕

8. Malcolm X - Not read 😕

9. Romeo and Juliet - 8 👏

10. Odyssey - Not read 😕