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Originally posted by: adi_0112

😆😆..Suny beta...one simple sa question...why would they go all the way to Russia ...and most important....why is Sameer holding a concert in Russia..????

because Sameer ko bhi kisi HR ne concert karne ka mauka diya hoga like he gave to vinit and himani.😆😆

Originally posted by: snowflake0555

here is my story...

, Sania, are . Then Tanisha starts walking into the mall but then Ripi pulls her hair for pushing her....soon they all get into a cat fight w/ each other...then the security

😕is it "ME"??????????????????????????????

abt da highlighted lines:-

😆 wat a sceneeeeee!i can picture ittttt!!!!! 😉

gr888 job!!!!

*Isse Acha hai..Aisa Na He HooooOOOo..!*😉

Originally posted by: snowflake0555

lol....um...isnt Mainsh & Chameli..kayaar the same person/peoples?? 😕

Body doubles of each other😆

Lemme know if you are not confused enough.....😆

Originally posted by: Evilgenius_S.S™

😕is it "ME"??????????????????????????????

abt da highlighted lines:-

😆 wat a sceneeeeee!i can picture ittttt!!!!! 😉

gr888 job!!!!

*Isse Acha hai..Aisa Na He HooooOOOo..!*😉

yaar-ur name is sania too? no way...i meant himanivineet the sania #1...u can be sania #2....and there is also 2 Anu di's which i cant tell which is 1 and which is 2....

aye yae yae!!😕

Originally posted by: adi_0112

😆😆..Suny beta...one simple sa question...why would they go all the way to Russia ...and most important....why is Sameer holding a concert in Russia..????

THADNI hawa ka... -> it's cold in russia - so there's the connection

and Sameer addicted people like those [and tanisha and manish and ron and Chameli] would like to go see him😆there's number 2😆

Originally posted by: SmarterDesiKid

Okie

characters: Snowy, Ron, Manish, Chameli ----

One day - these 4 [from their own cities] went to Russia for vacation. They were all fans of Sameer -> and there was a Sameer concert -> so the all went. Their seats were right next to each other ->but they didn't know who was who, and didn't know the person [complete strangers to each other] so -> Ron accidentlys sits in Snowy's seat, Snowy sits in Chameli's Manish in Snowys and Chameli in Ron's. They were watching the thing. Some kid accidently slingshots a needle at the light switch - breaking it, and turning of the lights. Ron, while getting up - accidently crashes into Snowy [as she got up] and spilling her coke on her. -> Manish takes Chameli's hand and runs away. There was dead silence later, and then there was a "SMACK" - the lights turn on- Snowy's hand grabbed my Manish - Ron upside down on the row in front of him. Chameli with 4 body guards around her. and manish -> Like a statue. Snowy had smacked Manish, the badyguards punched Ron -> as he acted tough and gangster.
Snowy saw Sameer alone on the stage -> she ran -> running -> then runs into a glass door -> which she didn't see. Ron was taken away -> Manish just standing there, Chameli gone....

Manish has a red face (smacked by Snowy). Ron in gangta rap form. Chameli gayab. Snowy passed out. Too much of a scene for the sedate Russian public to handle. Somebody dials 542 (for KGB) and a whole cohort of the Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti gangsters swoop down on the scene.

Couple of the Komitet Komrades grab Ron and sart questioning him.... What kind of specimen are you... You look chinese.. speak tapori hindi...love gangsta rap and wear phatela clothes.....must be an international spy....he is sent to Gulag in eastern Siberia along with the Siberian dogs who bite him on his back everytime he tries to escape. By the time he reaches Gulag..... his thin self was halved and the Dogs' weight had doubled...

Manish chilla raha hai... Meri Chameli gayab ho gayi... Meri Chameli gayab ho gayi...in Hindi.... because he does not any other language.....His red cheek, coupled with foreign language convice the agents that this man is a saboteur.... they dispatch him on the way to the HQ in Moscow through the Trans-Siberian oil pipeline for questioning... En-Route to Moscow through the Trans-Siberian pipeline he passes through Chechnya where the Russian forces are fighting the chechen rebels. One of the Chechen rebels plants a small bomb in the pipeline and blows a hole in the pipe....Oil shoots out of the hole in the pipe and along with it shot out rickety worn-out Manish.. in the air and then lands in the massive pockets of Aslan Maskhadov (the chechen leader)....

Snowy stays passed out....Komitet Komrades pour Vodka on her face since that is all they have in their pocket...Snowy wakes up and she thinks what is this pissy smelling liquid on her face....the taste also was horrible.....Her body not being used to the combo of Coke and Vodka, she goes "talli" (drunk) and starts jibber-jabbering....The konfused-komitet-Komrades put her on a MiG 27 and shot her to the clinic of Dr. Andrei Sakharov (father of the H-Bomb) to nuke her...However on the way.... the MiG-27 (as all of us know by know) develops a snag and explodes... However the pilot triggers the ejection system and a drunk Snowy is ejected in the air.....

Chameli's 4 bodyguards surround her from all sides and they are all running down the street when the Komitet Komrades overtake her.... in the fight that ensues all guards are killed and Chameli is captured... She was declared an international smuggler who was trafficking bodies (of body guards). She was sentenced to death. They put her on the mouth of the cannon and a big bomb is placed on the cannon. At the count of 1-2-3, the executioner lowers the mashaal and ignites the bomb.... but the usual Russian technology did it's trick.... The Bomb lighted and instead of going BOOM.. went PHHHHTTTT.... The force was still powerful enough to send Chameli several mile high in the air...

The Chechen leader was furious at the invasion of his privacy (I mean the pant pocket is close to u-know-what). The massive leader grabbed rickety Manish, put him on a slingshot and shot him in the horizon....

The guards in the Russian Gulag are playing soccer when Ron reaches the Gulag. One of the burly guards kicks the soccer ball hard which instead of going into the net, crashes into Ron's starved belly and sends Ron flying..... As Ron took off, one of the Russian dogs managed to take a massive bite off of Ron's back making him 10 lbs lighter and increasing his momentum....

4 individuals went to watch Sameer and all of them are in the air...... literally...... afterall..... their wishes have come true... so why should they not be floating.....😆

Originally posted by: SmarterDesiKid

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nice story

I thought it was Chameli who got killed 😆

Sameer ko dekhne ke liye.. Chameli ka bhoot bhi Zinda hokar pahunch jayega...😆