A Day in the Life of a Member of IF - Page 2

A day in the life of Adi_0112

January 12
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5:15 AM
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Khhhhrrrrrr Khhhhrrrrrrrrr Khhrrrrrr

5:30 AM
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Bhabhi aati hai... Aaaadi... utho bhi jara.. Aaj tumhara Birthday hai....
Ama sone do yaar... Biryani shiryani to khilati nahi ho... savere savere matha khane pahuch jaati ho...
Bhabhi: AAaadi, Aaj tumhara Birthday hai... Maine tumhare liye special biryani banayee hai jiska recipe mujhe Shobha K Murthy se mila tha...
Adi: <speaking rapidly? aaj mera birthday hai.. Tumne Biryani banayee.. yaaaaayyyy. kahan hai.. kahan hai?
Bhabhi: Aaaaadi... Pahle muh to dho le....
6:30 AM
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Aaadi naha dho ke sundar sa ban ke neeche aata hai. Bhabhi, Bhaiya sab ek saath....
Happy Birthday to you... Happy Birthday to you.... Happy Biiiiirthhday Nanha Aaaadi... Haaapppyy Biiirrthhday Toooo YOOOOOOOUUUU..
Adi ek gaajar ka cake (read carrot cake) kaatata hai.
Sablog Muh meetha karte hain...

Aadi ke muh me meetha daala ja raha hai par Adi ki nazarein Kitchen mein tiki hain.. WHere is Biryani.. Where...

6:45 AM
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Adi starts devouring Biryani like he is eating after several days.

7:15 AM
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He is still eating Biryani... Baap re... Kya appetite hai? 😆 Woh bhi nashte mein.... 😕

7:45 AM
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Adi starts his Hero Honda... sorry.. Honda Accord

8:30 AM
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Adi reaches office... His cube is all decorated by his friends.. They come to him one by one and wish him Happy Birthday. Aadhe ghante tak logon ka tanta laga rahta hai yeh Birthday bakwas mein.

9:00 AM
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Boos ka phone aaya. Ad.. We have to complete this report for the management.. When do you think you can deliver it?
Adi: Approximately 5 days (even though it can be completed in 1 day)... We all know why.. if you don't... read further... If you do.... then you can just move on to the next post.

9:15 AM
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Opens IE Explorer.. Clicks "Favorite - India Forums"..
Responds to a few posts.

9:45 AM
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Revists all those posts he responded to and realizes that somebody has posted against his post on one topic.
Adi "re"posts. As he refreshes his broswer he notices that somebody has posted again to another one of his topics where he posted...
Adi could not bardasht it...
He reposts again..
The exercise goes on and on....

12:15 AM
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Adi has satisfactorily managed to get rid of most of the posters on most topics... His name is now permanently fixed against most topics except for one where he is now locked into a raging battle with Sunny boy "SmarterDesiKid". Adi thinks... let me have my lunch.. Aa ke maza chakhata hoon... Locks the computer and goes for lunch with a videshi friend. While at lunch all Adi is thinking about is "how to out-smart this new kid on the block called SDK". By the way.. by this time.. he has already gotten rid of also-rans of the likes of Chamelikayaar, Vinni_thepooh, Kabhi_21 etc.

1:15 PM
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Adi comes back. unlocks his computer even before he sits. His brain loaded with ideas on outsmarting SDK. The battle with SDK rages on like Godzilla and King Kong.. The sightseers (IF members) like Chamelikayaar and other are left marvelling at how rapidly Adi's post number are increasing every minute. SDK kahan haar manane waala hai...

4:30 PM
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Adi notices the time on his computer.. OMIGOD... Report.... from Boss.. he he 😃 ... no problem... Kal kar loonga... 😉 I have enough time. He prepares a powerpoint presentation os 2 slides. While doing this all this, his IF session is open all this time and his eyes are constantly locked on that battle with SDK.

5:15 PM
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Enters boss's office. Boss.. I completed 20% of my task. Just giving you an update. My God.. This thing requires a lot of thinking. It will probably have to go over 20 iterations before I can present to you.... Here are the 2 slides I cam up with.. I will continue tomorrow...
Boss: Great Job Adi.. Keep me posted.
Adi.. Will do Boss. 😉 Turns around and winks at himelf.. Marvels at his convincing power.

5:30 PM
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Starts Honda Accord. Mind still locked into that battle with SDK.

6:15 PM
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Does chai nashta with bhabhi. Bhaiya is still at work.

6:45 PM
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Starts the computer at home and sees that SDK is still online and waiting ready to attack. The war resumes...
posts are flying across internet like nobody's business.

8:30 PM
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Bhabi: Aaaaadi... Chalo bahar khane chalo.. Tumahara Birthday hai.. Aaj bahar khayenge...

8:45 PM
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Adi washes up and all go to their favorite Biryani place

10:30 PM
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They all come back home. Adi says thanks to Bhabhi for Biryani and all... turns on his CD player... Yesudas playing in the background.. and starts his computer again.. guess what... SDK is still waiting...... needless to say what happens next...


12:00 PM
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Khhhhrrrrrr Khhhhrrrrrrrrr Khhrrrrrr

ChamelikiBF,

Tooo good... if only my life was soo structured !!!! If only I went to bed at 12.00...😆😆..I go to bed after 3.30 or 4...and up by 6.30 AM..😆

..and most days you will catch me head down on the key board rather than the bed....😆

yaar mera bhai ka shaadi abhi tak huya nahi hain...she is still hone wali babhi....😳

..good one...😆

Originally posted by: adi_0112

ChamelikiBF,

Tooo good... if only my life was soo structured !!!! If only I went to bed at 12.00...😆😆..I go to bed after 3.30 or 4...and up by 6.30 AM..😆

..and most days you will catch me head down on the key board rather than the bed....😆

yaar mera bhai ka shaadi abhi tak huya nahi hain...she is still hone wali babhi....😳

..good one...😆

Thanks. By the way.. is your birthday really January 12... I just guessed it based on 0112 in your ID.

LIFE AND TIMES OF SAMEER MOHAMADD [specifically - a Sunday]

12:00 AM

Sleeping - while dreaming about winning Little Champs...

12:05 AM

Sleeping - while dreaming about lwinning Little Champs

12:00 AM

Continuing his sleeping

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8:00 AM

Sleeping - while dreaming about Little champs then his alarm goes off

8:00:01 - a phone ringing

8:00:30

Picks up the phone

8:01:43

After he catchs the clear signal - he realizes it's Gajji yelling

8:09:34

Still listening to Gajji Yelling

8:30:00

He says hello on the phone

9:00:00

after some slow reaction time, Gajji says hello

10:00:00 - Sameer get's out of bed after talking with Gajji

10:02:39 - get's into hte bathroom and starts brushing and taking shower

10:56:45 - get's out

11:00:00 - starts practicing his songs for tommorow

11:30:00 - finishes practicing

12:00:00 - goes to his room with these HR pcs sticking out at him

12:05:34 - turns on his computer

12:05:50 - Gajji calls

3:00:00 PM - says hello after the 2 hours of yelling by Gajji

3:03:00 - says bye

3:04:00 - logs onto If with the ID - I AM SM

3:10:00 - get's banned

3: 20:00 - goes downstairs to eat breakfast

3: 40:45 - finishes breakfast

4:00:00 - goes back to sleep

11:59:59

sleeping - dreaming about winning Little Champs

Originally posted by: ChameliKaYaar

Thanks. By the way.. is your birthday really January 12... I just guessed it based on 0112 in your ID.

No my birthday is on 19th November. 0112 is for my mom..her birthday is on Dec 1st..keep forgetting..so put it in the ID...😳..and u know the funny part..very few people actually remember my birthday...somehow it skips their mind...friends included..and wish me on the wrong date..

k - the previous didn't count

here's one on...um..............um..........................um......... ............um............um............Shady

12:00 - dreaming about a happy life with Twinkle

3:00 - wakes up...hugs the pillow, goes back to sleep

5:00 - WAKES up thinking that Twinkle just called him

6:00 - dreaming about him deleting Sharib and Vishwaas...he finds this computer that has the info on everyone...deletes' Sharib and Vishwaas, and for safe measures - delete's Vinit

8:00 - wakes up

8-9:00 - thinks about Twinkle

9:10:45 - goes to the bathroom sees the head, brushes and takes shower

11:30 - get's out

11:30:01 - thinks about Twinkle

12:00 - eats breakfast

12:05:06 - realizes that he spelled Twinkle's name with the cereal in the milk in the bowl

1:00 - finished breakfast

1:01:01 - logs to IF

1:01:03 - get's to SRGMP section

1:01:05 - stares at the page

1:01:30 - sees this thign on IF

1:02:45 - writes an article aout it

1:05:05 - get's a snack

1:10:10 - laughs at some post

1:20:00 - get's angry at some post

1:30:00 - cry's at some post

1:40:00 is shocked by some post

2:00 - stares at the picture of Twinkle near the moniter and SIGH'S

3:00 - has nothing to do so goes to sleep

11:59:59 - sleeping and dreaming about u know who

[ no offence Shady bhai 😊] - this is a strictly not literal LIFE DAY THING😛

OK SDK, here is my task

A day in Suny's life during vacation time 😛

8.AM : "It's a bright sunny day,wake up wake up..its a bright sunny day,wake up..wake up..wake up…wake up..its a bri…" Suny jumps up on the bed, bangs the singing alarm clock and doses off…Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

8.30 AM : "Suny beta, Suny ..breakfast is getting cold…Suny where are you, Sunyyyyyyyyyyyy" – that's his mom trying to make him get up…

"come on Suny enough of lazying around..have your breakfast .I have to leave for office and yes..be good, no smart moves and keep out of trouble..now meet me at the dining table" saying this mom goes out. Suny gets up gets freshened and goes for breakfast.

9.00AM : Suny done with breakfast, mom gone, decides to take a short nap. Disconnects the phones and back to bed..😛

11AM : Suny up, decides on his time pass options, IF surfing, going for a swim, playing video games, doing homework or doing something innovative .he decides on IF.

There he is at the MOTW thread all set to throw the ravan series on the MOTW. His questions posted he sees something in the chat corner - Nupoor ,Tanisha and Smriti are having a great time…hop skip jump..there he goes and gets into a verbal war…😈

11.30AM : Suny bored of chatting decides to listen to Ramta Jogi on the net..but darn the speaker…cannot hear anything , he gives up!! 😡He starts playing video games. boom boom bang bang.. yay he won…now back to IF and being funny. But Manjudidi tells him 'Suny beta aisa thori na karte,tum intelligent ho samjhdar ho, sambhalo apne aap ko,mein tumhare bhalai ke liye kahe rahi hoon,bolo mein kuch galat toh nahi kahe rahi hoon na"..he says sorry.😭

Noon : Suny looks at one thread..and what is that - Vinnie-Adi talking of dosa??? IDEA !!!! 😎 Let me try making the perfect dosa !! All set he tells Tanisha he will be back after a while and goes on a mission. Gets all the stuff for dosa ready..but what is that? He has more white stuff on his face than on the pan!!! The gas stove has turned all messy and the floor..uh..uh..trouble....but where is perfect dosai? He decides to ask Kavita and goes online..

12.30 PM : "Ping ping ping ping…."-that's the fire alarm activated.. he looks OMG..in his hurry he forgot to turn off the stove and the pan is a goner..burnt!! Suny shuts off the fire alarm rushes to the stove.In the process drops the bowl containing the dosa batter on the floor on his mom's new kitchen rug !!😭

3.30 PM : Tired Suny still trying to clean the mess. He decides to take a break and have lunch. Goes to the refrigerator and opens.. ..yummy soup there..he picks up the bowl..but…oh no..drops it inside the refrigerator !!! Total mess !!. He tries reaching for the eggs to make an omelette. But …he trips on the soup and all eggs go flying around him..slit splat.splotch..all break one by one..🤢😲

5.30 PM : Suny gives up..the kitchen is still a mess and no way can he clean it up.He decides to go for a walk to cool things out. The neighbour requests him to take his dog for a walk. Suny takes him. Sees a Boston Pizza and decides to buy one.

But where is his wallet…oh no..in hurry he forgot !!Bad suny he curses himself and looks down..the dog is missing !!!!😔😲

6.30 PM : Suny tired and hungry calling out for the dog bangs into something.. shooting stars..red,green yellow,purple..all colors he sees in front of his eyes. He somehow opens his eyes and sees the dog sitting by him..😊

7.00 PM : Returns the dog to the owner and goes for a shower. Uh uh..he forgot to place the shower curtain properly…as he gets of the shower and out of the tub..he sees the mess..floor totally wet with water..ping poing..darn..the calling bell had to ring at this time only..he rushes out and opens the door. It is his mom looking very angry !!! "What have you done to the house phone or your cell phone" she asks him.😒

Oh no..Suny remembers..he had disconnected the phone and switched off his cell phone 😭

7.30 PM : Suny "Timed out". 😡 Mom sees the mess in the kitchen and bathroom and loses all control. "You are timed out.No TV, no music, no friends,no going out ,no computer nothing for you.You just stay in your room!!"

Suny says "Sorry mom ..I cannot do my homework..since no computer".

Mom says "ok only computer u can use for only homework.Now eat and get going to your room "!!!😡😡

8.30 PM : Suny fed and sent over to his room. He opens his algebra assignment. Just cant control ..logs into IF .* messages waiting. Opens Tanisha's. plenty of red faces.😡 Next is Manjudidi wondering where suny is 😕..all PM's read Suny now goes into SRGMP forum what is that..all are having a party at the family thread..Suny joins in…Algebra forgotten he is busy having fun.😃

10.30PM : He gets a PM.It is from Kavita.it says "Suny..bed time ..go to bed". Suny bargains taking Adi's help and earns extra half hour.😃

11.PM : He is just too tired..somehow makes it to the bed..and zzzzzzzzzzz..off to dreamland to tackle,Bush,lions, Ravan and his other pet friend…🥱

Good night Suny…🥱

😆😆😆 I hope u wont get mad at me..SDK..PEACE !!!👍🏼

Originally posted by: SmarterDesiKid

12:00 - dreaming about a happy life with Twinkle

3:00 - wakes up...hugs the pillow, goes back to sleep

5:00 - WAKES up thinking that Twinkle just called him

Thats Good one Sunny........

not mad!!!!! 😆 it's hilarious!!!!😆
I can't even imagine myself in a situation like that [plus my neighbors' dog is a man-eating beast, when i come home from school, things barking as if it was chasing some guy 😆 ]

Originally posted by: SmarterDesiKid

not mad!!!!! 😆 it's hilarious!!!!😆
I can't even imagine myself in a situation like that [plus my neighbors' dog is a man-eating beast, when i come home from school, things barking as if it was chasing some guy 😆 ]

Boley Toh...???? You are not one????😕😆😆