Member of the Week:Shadytown (Shady Bhai) - Page 6

Originally posted by: shadyhtown

God wasn't satisfied with animals. Sure - they were a beautiful and well planned creation. But they did not think. They were too impulsive, too pleasuristic, too emotionless. This angered God. So He decided to upgrade to a better species. He decided to create man.

God gave this man a more complex mind, so that he would think a lot more. God gave him a harder hand, so that he could punish the ungrateful animals. God gave him a softer heart, so that he could feel emotion.

And so God sent down this man as a draft version to test him out. At first things went fine. But God felt it was still not enough. The man, though better than animals, did not think enough, was not hard enough, nor emotional enough - like God had wanted. God decided it wasn't enough, and created woman.

God gave this woman an even more complicated mind, so that she would think toooo much. God gave her a harder hand, so that she could torture all those that had come before her, including men. God gave her a very soft heart, so that she would be super-emotional. God also added tear glands for extra measure, so that she could cry and cry.

We don't know what went through God's mind after seeing the results of this experiment - but he has never gone back to the creating lab again....

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Originally posted by: shadyhtown

God wasn't satisfied with animals. Sure - they were a beautiful and well planned creation. But they did not think. They were too impulsive, too pleasuristic, too emotionless. This angered God. So He decided to upgrade to a better species. He decided to create man.

God gave this man a more complex mind, so that he would think a lot more. God gave him a harder hand, so that he could punish the ungrateful animals. God gave him a softer heart, so that he could feel emotion.

And so God sent down this man as a draft version to test him out. At first things went fine. But God felt it was still not enough. The man, though better than animals, did not think enough, was not hard enough, nor emotional enough - like God had wanted. God decided it wasn't enough, and created woman.

God gave this woman an even more complicated mind, so that she would think toooo much. God gave her a harder hand, so that she could torture all those that had come before her, including men. God gave her a very soft heart, so that she would be super-emotional. God also added tear glands for extra measure, so that she could cry and cry.

We don't know what went through God's mind after seeing the results of this experiment - but he has never gone back to the creating lab again....

Kyun Shady bhai, Zindagi se pyar nehi hai kya.

Originally posted by: shadyhtown

God wasn't satisfied with animals. Sure - they were a beautiful and well planned creation. But they did not think. They were too impulsive, too pleasuristic, too emotionless. This angered God. So He decided to upgrade to a better species. He decided to create man.

God gave this man a more complex mind, so that he would think a lot more. God gave him a harder hand, so that he could punish the ungrateful animals. God gave him a softer heart, so that he could feel emotion.

And so God sent down this man as a draft version to test him out. At first things went fine. But God felt it was still not enough. The man, though better than animals, did not think enough, was not hard enough, nor emotional enough - like God had wanted. God decided it wasn't enough, and created woman.

God gave this woman an even more complicated mind, so that she would think toooo much. God gave her a harder hand, so that she could torture all those that had come before her, including men. God gave her a very soft heart, so that she would be super-emotional. God also added tear glands for extra measure, so that she could cry and cry.

We don't know what went through God's mind after seeing the results of this experiment - but he has never gone back to the creating lab again....

This is a masterpiece........ i need ROFL

Got them from Appa's post

Originally posted by: jayc1234

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See too many emotions 😆

Originally posted by: adi_0112

Shady ,

You never told me what type of questions should i ask you...that was my first question...😆

I'll take situationals 😛

Originally posted by: shadyhtown

I'll take situationals 😛

Chal done....sochke laata hoon...👍🏼

😆...OMG..what a reply to Jaya's question...yaar helmet pehen le...tu gaya....

Originally posted by: kabhi_21

See too many emotions 😆

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Originally posted by: shadyhtown

God wasn't satisfied with animals. Sure - they were a beautiful and well planned creation. But they did not think. They were too impulsive, too pleasuristic, too emotionless. This angered God. So He decided to upgrade to a better species. He decided to create man.

God gave this man a more complex mind, so that he would think a lot more. God gave him a harder hand, so that he could punish the ungrateful animals. God gave him a softer heart, so that he could feel emotion.

And so God sent down this man as a draft version to test him out. At first things went fine. But God felt it was still not enough. The man, though better than animals, did not think enough, was not hard enough, nor emotional enough - like God had wanted. God decided it wasn't enough, and created woman.

God gave this woman an even more complicated mind, so that she would think toooo much. God gave her a harder hand, so that she could torture all those that had come before her, including men. God gave her a very soft heart, so that she would be super-emotional. God also added tear glands for extra measure, so that she could cry and cry.

We don't know what went through God's mind after seeing the results of this experiment - but he has never gone back to the creating lab again....

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Shady bhai my very 1st sets of questions for u......

1. Why does it say, "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets?
2. Why is it called the People's Republic Of China when China's not a republic?
3. Can bald people get a hairline fracture?
4. How come on TV the bell always rings and then the kids go to class, but in real life you need to be in class before the bell rings?
5. What ever happened to an E grade? We have A,B,C,D,F but no E.
6. What does OK actually mean?
7. In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?
8. Why in baseball is it called the World Series if it is only played in the U.S.A & Canada?
9. Why does "closing up" a shop and "closing down" a shop mean the same thing?
10. Why do they call it "head over heels in love" If our head is always over our heels?
11. If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?
12. What's the difference between a wise man and a wise guy? And in which group u count yourself to be.
13. Why is a person that handles our money called a BROKER?
14. Why do people never say, "it's only a game" when they're winning?
15. Why do people say, "You scared the living daylights out of me" when daylight is not living?

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Originally posted by: DAISYRABLE

Congratulations Shady on your second MOTW inning !!👍🏼👍🏼

Knowing how good you were in your first inning, I coudn't resist asking some more...

Aapne logon ko caption bahot likhwaaye. Ab aap jeebhar ke likho😉...

Post the wackiest caption that you can think of, to match the photograph.😛 (IF member related or anything that comes to ur mind)

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Welcome to the Society of the Five Feet Twos

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Now do you understand why I love to play Devil's Advocate?

Juhi enjoys making a 'phool' out of SRK