IF FAMILY RETURNS - Page 61

Originally posted by: leoni

Deep I can't see your AV or any Murga murgi ki kataiiii.. 😕

Originally posted by: adi_0112

Deep,

whatever happened to your chikkna face ??😕

woh sharm ke maare chhupa liya lagtaa hai 😆

Ullu party mein mei bhi hoon..😕

Originally posted by: DAISYRABLE

lol yeh kya ho raha hai.....now I can se my av😃

Originally posted by: jayc1234

woh sharm ke maare chhupa liya lagtaa hai 😆

Originally posted by: deepboy

koi kuch jokes bolo.... mujhe zor se hasna hain...

Okayyy here one for u.......

This joke is Ultimate This is when Amitabh Bachan got fit after his long illness..... one fine morning he told his drvier "Arre bhai aaj Gaadi hum chalayenge..". Driver: "Par saab aapki tabyat?.." Amitabh: "Aree meri tabyat thik ho gayi he, I am fit and fine...kya dance karke dikhau, dialogue, fighting kare dikhau.....Hain" Ok then he starts driving the car very fast.... zoooooooooom breaks one red signal......... breaks second red signal.......... breaks on more red signal........... . . . . . . Then a traffic hawaldar stops the car, tells the driver to move the car to the roadside. Hawaldar: "Chalo liscence dikhao, puc, gaadi ke kagjaaat..." Sees Amitabh and says, "are Amitabh Bachhan?!!!" he is verysuprised to see him....... Then he quickly on wireless calls his senior officers.... Hawaldar: "Sir, aap jaldi yaha aye naake par..." Sir: "Kyun kya hua??" Havaldar: "Sir ek gaadi ne signal toda he aur maine us gaadi ko side me rakha he" Sir: "To phir?" Hawaldar: "SIr, Us gaadi ka maalik bahut bada aadmi he sir .... mein uska challan nahi phaad sakta aap khud yaha aiye .." Sir: "KON MAALIK HE US GAADI KA??" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . HAWALDAR : "WOH TO PATA NAHI SIR PAR USNE NE HE NA SIR ... AMITABH BACHHAN KO DRIVER RAKHA HAI....".

Originally posted by: deepboy

koi kuch jokes bolo.... mujhe zor se hasna hain...

Originally posted by: leoni

Okayyy here one for u.......

This joke is Ultimate This is when Amitabh Bachan got fit after his long illness..... one fine morning he told his drvier "Arre bhai aaj Gaadi hum chalayenge..". Driver: "Par saab aapki tabyat?.." Amitabh: "Aree meri tabyat thik ho gayi he, I am fit and fine...kya dance karke dikhau, dialogue, fighting kare dikhau.....Hain" Ok then he starts driving the car very fast.... zoooooooooom breaks one red signal......... breaks second red signal.......... breaks on more red signal........... . . . . . . Then a traffic hawaldar stops the car, tells the driver to move the car to the roadside. Hawaldar: "Chalo liscence dikhao, puc, gaadi ke kagjaaat..." Sees Amitabh and says, "are Amitabh Bachhan?!!!" he is verysuprised to see him....... Then he quickly on wireless calls his senior officers.... Hawaldar: "Sir, aap jaldi yaha aye naake par..." Sir: "Kyun kya hua??" Havaldar: "Sir ek gaadi ne signal toda he aur maine us gaadi ko side me rakha he" Sir: "To phir?" Hawaldar: "SIr, Us gaadi ka maalik bahut bada aadmi he sir .... mein uska challan nahi phaad sakta aap khud yaha aiye .." Sir: "KON MAALIK HE US GAADI KA??" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . HAWALDAR : "WOH TO PATA NAHI SIR PAR USNE NE HE NA SIR ... AMITABH BACHHAN KO DRIVER RAKHA HAI....".

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Originally posted by: deepboy

kyun unkaa poultry farm hain kyaaa???

Originally posted by: leoni

Okayyy here one for u.......

This joke is Ultimate This is when Amitabh Bachan got fit after his long illness..... one fine morning he told his drvier "Arre bhai aaj Gaadi hum chalayenge..". Driver: "Par saab aapki tabyat?.." Amitabh: "Aree meri tabyat thik ho gayi he, I am fit and fine...kya dance karke dikhau, dialogue, fighting kare dikhau.....Hain" Ok then he starts driving the car very fast.... zoooooooooom breaks one red signal......... breaks second red signal.......... breaks on more red signal........... . . . . . . Then a traffic hawaldar stops the car, tells the driver to move the car to the roadside. Hawaldar: "Chalo liscence dikhao, puc, gaadi ke kagjaaat..." Sees Amitabh and says, "are Amitabh Bachhan?!!!" he is verysuprised to see him....... Then he quickly on wireless calls his senior officers.... Hawaldar: "Sir, aap jaldi yaha aye naake par..." Sir: "Kyun kya hua??" Havaldar: "Sir ek gaadi ne signal toda he aur maine us gaadi ko side me rakha he" Sir: "To phir?" Hawaldar: "SIr, Us gaadi ka maalik bahut bada aadmi he sir .... mein uska challan nahi phaad sakta aap khud yaha aiye .." Sir: "KON MAALIK HE US GAADI KA??" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . HAWALDAR : "WOH TO PATA NAHI SIR PAR USNE NE HE NA SIR ... AMITABH BACHHAN KO DRIVER RAKHA HAI....".

Originally posted by: leoni

But Who is MPL ji….Dog lover Association's President?????