Game - JOKES - Page 2

lol gumji, that rule even bowled me over 😛

A blind man was standing on the corner with his
dog when the dog raised his leg and wet on the
man's trouser leg. The man reached in his pocket
and took out a doggie biscuit.
A boy who had been watching ran up to him and said, "Youshouldn't do that. He'll never learn anything ifyou reward him when he does something like that!".
The blind man retorted, "I'm not rewarding him.
I'm just trying to find his mouth so that
I can kick him in the ass!"

One more and then I have a meeting ..........

> > A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when
> a lizard walks past
>
> >
> > > and looks up and says to the monkey "hey! what
> are you doing?" The
> > > monkey says "smoking a joint, come up and have
> some."
> > >
> > > So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the
> monkey and they have a
> > > few joints. After a while the lizard says his
> mouth is 'dry' and is
> > > going to get adrink from the river.
> > >
> > > The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far
> over and falls into
> the
> > > river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to
> the lizard and helps
> > > him to the side,then asks the lizard, "whats the
> matter with you?"
> > >
> > > The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was
> sitting smoking a
> > > joint with the monkey in the tree, got too
> stoned and then fell into
>
> > > the river while taking a drink.
> > >
> > > The crocodile says he has to check this out and
> walks into the
> jungle,
> >
> > > finds the tree were the monkey is sitting,
> finishing a joint, and he
>
> > > looks up and says "hey you!"
> > >
> > > The Monkey looks down and says "What the heck
> dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"
>

men and women 😛

ARGUMENTS

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

thank you 😛
its all gonna be abt men and women from me 😉

Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
******
Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50cents.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while
sleeping. ( and that's the only time
I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos: ..You could be a
winner! No purchase necessary.Details
inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions:
Use like regular soap." (and that would
be how???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's
"just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on
bottom): "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread
Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do
not iron clothes on body." (but
wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough
Medicine: "Do not drive a
car or operate machinery
after taking this medication." (We
could do a lot to reduce the rate of
construction accidents if we could just
get those 5-year-olds with
head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May
cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." (as
opposed to...what)?

On a Japanese food processor: "Not
to be used for the other use." (now,
somebody out there, help me on this. I'm
a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning:
contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat
nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you
to fly." (I don't blame the company.
I blame the parents for this one.)

Guys... How about this :
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!''

The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''

Originally posted by: Gumshuda

a pretty girl went to a bar......................................................... ........................... oh shit,, sorry guys this one is also not clean

gumji u generate too much curiousity, now i wanna kno!! 😛

Originally posted by: Gumshuda

a pretty girl went to a bar......................................................... ........................... oh shit,, sorry guys this one is also not clean

Gumshudaji, dekh rahe hain,aap kab se gum hain!!!!