sher-o-shayari,poems,jokes thread!!!!! - Page 2

Originally posted by: salilu

Ye apun ko kisine to bheja tha..

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A sample of the language that rocks Mumbai and is understood only in Mumbai

1. There's a minor problem- Arre yaar, "Waanda" ho gaya
2. There's a big problem - Arre yaar, "Jhol" ho gaya
3. There's a huge problem (unsolvable)- Arre yaar,"Raada" ho gaya
4. You'll be surprised - Ekdam "Hill" jayega tu
5. I am going out of this place - Chal apun "Kalati" marta hai.
6. Don't make a fool of others - Dekh , tu! "Shendi " mat laga sabko
7. Just get out of here, you oversmart fool!! - Chale "shaane", " Hawa" aan de
8. I am not a stupid out here - Apun kya "ALIBAUG" se nahi aaya
9. There's some misunderstanding - Arre kuch " Galat FAIMILI" ho gayi
10. Do u drink daily? - Tu kya roz "FULL TO" hota hai?
11. Shall I bash u? - Ae.. Du kya "Kharcha Pani" ?
12. Just take him into a secret place - Use jara "KOPACHE" me leke ja
13. Don't just bluff - Ae.. Jyaada "RAAG" mat de..
14. Don't take much tension - Jyaada "LOAD" nahi leneka, kya??
15. Your clothes are very awkward!! - Kya "DHINKCHAAK" pehna tune?
16. I don't care about it much..!! - Abe yaar , "Hata Saawan Ki Ghata"
17.All this must be done without anyone's notice -- Sab kaam "SUUMDI" me hona mangta...kya?

aree bilkul jhakaas hein yeh

Originally posted by: chukkna

No... my mistake, I didnt see the "jokes" in the headline.😕

no worry,

its ok😊

enjoy

will leave now

see u later

abhi abhi mere dil mein khayal aaya hai
abhi abhi mere dil mein khayal aaya hai

bas kuch hi der pehle bhool gaya

arz kiya hai---

har subha ki dhupp kuck yaad dilati hai
har phool ki khushboo ek jaadu jagati hai
chaho na chaho kitna bhi par...
mummy subah jaga hi deti hai 😆

ek aur aaya with same lines but senti one

har subha ki dhupp kuck yaad dilati hai
har phool ki khushboo ek jaadu jagati hai
chaho na chaho kitna bhi par...

aapki yaad aa hi jaati hai

shama per mukdama chala parvane ka khun ka
sham boli khun nahi karti to kya karti
kambhkat ne bahri mehfil mai chum liya mera labs ko

Jise dil diya woh dilhi chali gayi..
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi...
Dil ne kaha khud kushi(suicide) kar le zalim...
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi...

bilkul original pesh kar raha hoon mulaiza farmayen!!!

jise samajhte the koyal vo kauwaa nikla
apni dosti ka bhi hauwaa nikla
jinhe nafrat thi sharab se

gaur farmaiyega!!!

jinhe nafrat thi sharab se
unhi ki jeb se pauwaa nikla 😆 😆 😆

hey guys please read asshish update very important, he updated

jokes

What are the three fastest ways of communication?
Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman


Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends.
I am Sardar and this is sardarney,
this is my kid and this is my kidney.