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Posted: 14 years ago

#61

HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses

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esseesse

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Posted: 14 years ago

#62

TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions

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esseesse

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Posted: 14 years ago

#63

Dracy an old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more for old times sake.

He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.

He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, "How am I doing?"

The prostitute replies, "Well old sailor, you're doing about three knots."

"Three knots?" he asks, "What's that supposed to mean?"

She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back.

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esseesse

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Posted: 14 years ago

#64

One peaceful summers day a monkey was sitting in a tree minding his own business and taking in the beautiful view from the top of the tree, when suddenly he see's a Sardar climbing up the tree.
The monkey says to the sardar " Oye sardar, why are you climbing up this tree".
The sardar replies " I wanted a nice peaceful spot to eat apples"
The monkey replies "You fool, this is a MANGO TREE", to which the irritated sardar replied "Monkey, I know that, thats why I got the apple's up with me in a bag"

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esseesse

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Posted: 14 years ago

#65

Raju was invited to his friend's home for dinner.

Boju, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc.

Raju looked at Boju and remarked, "That is really nice. After all these years that you have been married, you keep calling your wife those pet names."

Boju hung his head and whispered, "To tell the truth, I forgot her name three years ago."

Edited by cosworthkid007 - 14 years ago

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Rajesh

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Posted: 14 years ago

#66

Students secures lower grades in the externals, after looking at the mark sheet he asks professor.

Student : "Can you answer any question ? " .

Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!"

Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. "

Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"

Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"

Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed.

Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.
He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical."

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Aaliyah

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Posted: 14 years ago

#67

I love the thread. But I'm not funny boooo 👎🏼

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Kinu

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Posted: 14 years ago

#68

I love the thread. But I'm not funny boooo 👎🏼[/QUOTE ..look like its a marathon of jokes ....but i must say both of them (C and S ) have some khazaana of jokes....i think i should collect and print them and make a book ...what do you think?😆😆

Edited by Kinara2 - 14 years ago

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Aaliyah

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Posted: 14 years ago

#69

Originally posted by: Kinara2
me too thank you simi.........look like its a marathon of jokes ....but i must say both of them (C and S ) have some khazaana of jokes....i think i will collect and print them and make a book ...what do you think?😆😆

Good idea! 😛