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All these jokes are so funny! 😆 I didn't get to read all of them, but the ones I read we really funny! 😆 If I have any good ones to share, I will! 😃

Originally posted by: tulipbaby53

All these jokes are so funny! 😆 I didn't get to read all of them, but the ones I read we really funny! 😆 If I have any good ones to share, I will! 😃

You can read everyday few jokes..Well I will add on more ...so keep checking this post...😊

Jaggu goes to a vet doc and say : doctor saab aap mera ilaaj keejiye

doc : leken mein to vet doctor hoon tumhara ilaaj kaise karoon

Jaggu : aap mera ilaaj kejiye.

Doc: lekin tum insaan ho aur mein jaanwaron ka hi ilaaj karta hoon

Jaggu : kya tumhein mein insaan nazar aata hoon
subah mein murghi ki tara uthta hoon (wake up) phir ghode (horse) ki tarah kaam per jaata hoon, din bhar gadhe (donkey) ki tarah kaam karta hoon aur phir sham ko kutte (dog) ki tarah apne boss se daant khata hoon phir raat ko ghar jaa ke ek bhainss (buffalo)ke saat jhapi pa ke soota hoon aur tumhein mein ek insaan lagta hoon ..

An Indian couple had a beautiful daughter.They named her Rosemary.As she grew up,she was fed up of being teased continuously.Reason - her last name was Lal.So she was called Rosemary Lal.

Her frustration knew no bounds until her parents decided to get her married.She was happy thinking that atleast now the teasing would stop.Not to be.She got married to a Mr.Lele,so now she became Mrs.Rosemary Lele.

Fed up of the harassment she divorced him and decided to marry an American living here,thinking the same trouble wouldn't arise with an English last name.Tough luck,she is now -

Mrs.Rosemary Marlow

The secretary came in late for work the third day in a row. The boss called her into his office and said, "Now look Sharon, I know we had a wild fling for a while, but that's over. I expect you to conduct yourself like any other employee around here. Who told you you could come and go as you please around here?"

Sharon simply smiled, lit up a cigarette, and while exhaling said, "My lawyer."

One fine day, Brave Captain Smith and his crew of sailors were sailing the ocean blue. Suddenly, on the horizon, there loomed a ship with a skull & crossbones raised on the mast.

The crew was frantic, seeking refuge and asking the captain what to do. Brave Captain Smith looked at the approaching ship for a moment and said "Bring me my red shirt."

The call was taken up at once by a cabin boy. As soon as Smith had the shirt in his possession, he ordered the man at the wheel to head straight for the pirate ship. In the ensuing fight, the pirate ship was all but destroyed.

The sailors were recounting their individual triumphs when someone asked Captain Smith why he had asked for his red shirt before the battle.

He responded "If I was wounded, I did not want your confidence to wane. This way, you would keep fighting no matter what happened to me."

The crew had a new found admiration for its captain, and the crew talked all night about his bravery. About a week later, there loomed on the horizon TEN pirate ships. Once again, the crew looked to its captain for leadership. Calmly, Captain Smith said "Bring me my brown pants."

Guess karo yeh kya hai




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Airport Security : What's your Name ?
Passenger : Batman
Airport Security : Your real name please?
Passenger : My name is Bat-Man
Airport Security : Are you trying to be funny? What is your family name?
Passenger : Superman

Airport Security handcuffs him & puts him into a locked security room


Then they checked his Passport
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Question. What do women and tax forms have in common?
Answer. Men love to cheat on them.