'The Navratnas' Sa Re Ga Ma Pa Chat Club 8 - Page 47

Husband wife had a fight.

Wife called her mother and said:

We had a fight. "I am coming for three four days to you."

Mother: "Stay there. He should get bigger punishment."

"I am coming to your place for three four months"

Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and peace so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!

A beggar to another beggar: I had a grand dinner at Taj yesterday.
How? The other beggar asked.
First beggar: Some one gave me a Rs 100/- note yesterday.
I went to Taj and ordered dinner worth Rs 1,000/-,
And enjoyed the dinner. When the bill came, I said, I had no money.
The Taj manager called the policeman, and handed me over to him.
I gave the Rs 100/- note to the police fellow, and he set me free.

If Columbus had a Girl friend,

He might have never discovered America because:::::

GF: Where are you going?
When are you going?
When'll you be back?
With whom?
How are you going?
To discover what?
Why only you?
What should I do when you are gone?
Who all are going with you?
Can I come with you?
Where'll you stay?
Where'll you eat?
You will not forget me?
You miss me naa?
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.
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Columbus: LE MERI MAA NAHIN JATA......

A wealthy business man was waiting for his limo to pick him from his hotel. The hotel staff came back and said that his regular driver is indisposed and they've made alternate arrangements, so there's a 10 minute delay.
In 10 minutes there was a swanky limo outside and as the business man was escorted to the limo, the manager put in a word to him that the driver is driving the limo first time and he's a little hard of hearing as well.
The businessman had to take his flight, so he said, what the hell and got in.

He was very surprised at the impeccable driving skills of the driver. Remarkable for a first timer on a limo he thought. So as he was nearing the airport, he wanted to appraise the driver and appreciate his driving.
He called out a couple of times and then he realised that the driver is a little hard of hearing.
So he lowered the glass separating him and the driver's cabin and tapped on the drivers shoulder.
Immediately the driver panicked and almost drove in to a tree.
The businessman was confounded and told him that he just wanted to appreciate this guy for driving excellent though being a first timer and also disabled at that and didn't intend to frighten the driver.
The driver was sweating profusely and said, don't ever do that again. This is the first time anyone tapped me on my shoulder when I drive. I might be first timer in a limo, but before this I drove a hearse van for 35 years!

A different type of diesel engine. One you would have never seen before.

...aisa na ho ishq mein
koi dil ko tod de
beech raha mein sanam
tera saath chod de...</3

Originally posted by: Simi_PagalLadki

Why am I miss quit?

tu har baar bolti hai..

quit........

quit.........

Originally posted by: cosworthkid007

tu har baar bolti hai..

quit........

quit.........