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Posted: 15 years ago
#61

Originally posted by: the_Naked_face

Okay, i have decided to go over my first sargam of the week and pick out questions that i found most interesting to answer...Here it rolls

1 - Credit given to Ajnu.


Now you have to imagine, we decided to take a road trip and had to leave Sargam. Now, suppose we are driving in sedans which seat five people each. Your job is to figure out how many cars we would need, who would be driving each car (we only have one driver, which won't be enough), who would be the five people in the car (of course now you have to match us with the right people), also, tell us who would be sitting next to who in the car (ie who'd be in the passenger seat, and who'd be in the back, etc.)and lastly, to add some sargam to it, what kind of music we would be playing on our road trip?
first of all thanks ajnu for asking such a pointless question ๐Ÿ˜• what the hell purpose does this serve?

order - front to back seat
Car one:
kuhu,me,cg,antar,dreamy - kuhu is the driver coz she passed her driving test instantly - of course rafi songs ๐Ÿ˜‰

Car two:
wa,rth,karan,mister k(i call them my chatters gang) and the driver - listen to new music ๐Ÿฅฑ

car three:
summer,cloddy,varsha,gauri, short circuit - driver is summer - listen to classical songs ๐Ÿ˜›

car 4:
fhk,maahi,baz,malaysian girl,P1nk - youd drive much to everyones chagrin ๐Ÿ˜† - listen to gay euro music


2 - Credit given to Baz

if u had the oppurtunity to act in a bollywood movie who would you choose as ur cast to act opposite and what would the story be about

it would be a movie on how the caste system and clans and discriminations and stuff should be revived... i would be the grand high emperor of the universe and shahrukh, aamir will play my peons , rani will play my wife and nana patekar will play her black lover who i kill in the end and win back rani ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

Okay ive only been through 40/204 pages of my sargam...so more questions comin soon ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

Xoxo

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Posted: 15 years ago
#62

Originally posted by: malaysiangirl

Congats Gengu๐Ÿ‘

Enjoy the hot grilling session,
god bless.
with best wishes,
malaysiangirl



thanks haru chan ๐Ÿ˜†
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Posted: 15 years ago
#63

Originally posted by: the_Naked_face

More questions! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜†

Credit given to King anu ( He raped my sargam with his questions!!๐Ÿ˜†)!

Khatarnak (Shahrukh Khan) is singing this song. This is a party on his return to IF

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZJREZ6-ziU[/YOUTUBE]

name the people (from IF) who came to dance with him (note i have chosen selected)
Rani - kuhu duuuh
Zayed - slumdog
Vidya - woh ajnabee
Priyanka - cg
Shilpa - rth
Urmila - gauri
Karishma
Juhi Chawla
Tabu - slumdog
Govinda - mister k
kajol - slumdog
Pretty Zinta
Rekha - mindgoogling
Ritesh Deshmukh - summer
Salman - karan
Saif - slumdog
Sanjay - sandipb
Lara Dutta - maahi
Sunil Shetty - slumdog
Arjun Rampal - malaysiangirl

Credit given to King anu again


Choose 10 IF members and confess something about them that we dont know. It could be your feeling towards them that we dont know about. You wish they were little different, or something you dont like or like that you havent shared.

karan : i am afraid at losing my temper with him, coz hes nice till now i have been nice, but i am scared to think of how he is if we get angry at him ๐Ÿ˜†
woh ajnabee - i always feel she gets angry at me . no matter what she says ๐Ÿ˜†
dreamy - i will never forgive her for leaving IF
king anu - i think hes an oddball ๐Ÿ˜†
cg - i feel theres something not quite right about her ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜† jk
mister k - i thought he was some weird sanskrit scholar who liked ar rahman too much ๐Ÿ˜†
fhk - i used to think she was a mentally retarded person
rth - thought she was a psychopathic killer who saw death as art

thats it, i guess.


Question
Five negatives about me (ie ROA in this case! ๐Ÿ˜‰)! I know you have praised me a lot but I want to know my negatives. Please be straight shooter like you always are and dont worry I can take it. I really want to know the negatives as it would help me too.

you change crushes too easily
you think only from ur heart ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿผ
u have bad taste in music ๐Ÿคข
u hav frequent ocd's ๐Ÿฅฑ
u once told me that you were naked ๐Ÿ˜ฒ


More later ๐Ÿ˜†

Xoxo

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Posted: 15 years ago
#64
ur juhi btw, roa

and im shahrukh, not khattu :P
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Posted: 15 years ago
#65

Originally posted by: the_Naked_face

Right OBJ - i went over my sargam of the week...and i absolutely loved shez question and my answer to that...i wanna ask you the same question. Unlike three idiots team, i would give full credits to shez for this question...now the rest is up to you! ๐Ÿ˜‰

1 - imagine all the IF members lived in a mansion and we all had our own rooms in the mansion. How do you picture the room of each member? For example, what colour would they paint their walls, how would they decorate it, what objects you find there, how tidy would it be kept etc. You can also add details about the mansion in general, for example divide it into floors and say who would be on each floor.

Xoxo



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Posted: 15 years ago
#66
KARAN'S 4 =9TH QUESTION - COMBINED COZ IM A LAZY BUM

9) I think that you have been watching lot of CID these days. Write a CID episode with some IF members in it. One day you wake up to find out that someone has stolen all your rafi songs, including all the backup. Tell us what kind of things will happen that day. Things may involve ACP Gengu in it. You will interrogate which member on IF (assuming they live near by) and what kind of questions you will ask them to find out about the theft.


it was an unnightly day.๐Ÿ˜ณ the sun rose from the east and I was sleeping.. in my bed.๐Ÿ˜ณ My head rested on the two pillows which were on top of each other. I woke up a bit later, which was weird. Usually I am woken up by the rafi song playing on my mp3 player. The mp3 player was there alright, but... to my horror, there were no rafi songs! ๐Ÿ˜ฒ but aah! not to worry, i have back up in the comp and cd's..

I then checked em out .. BUT.. there was:
1.NOTHING in the comp
2.NO SIGN of the cd's!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

omg who could have done this? ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Anyway I got ready for the cid hq and went there...

Karan(sr inspector): acp saab, a mans wife ,murdered him and hence killed him? do you think murder was involved? ๐Ÿ˜ฒ
Woh ajnabee (inspector): acp saab , i broke a nail
! ๐Ÿ˜ญ
junior inspector slumdog: acp saahab, my song has gas problems! ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

Me: WHO CARES?!! I LOST MY RAFI SONGSSS ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก THEFT I SAY!!

Who could have done it? While I ate chicken, my inspectors went around.. and inspected stuff. They looked around in music shops and bakeries and paint factories, but no clues could be found.

Me: YOU BUMBLING IDIOTS!! ๐Ÿ˜ก

Wa: im sorry sir ๐Ÿ˜ญ it was all their fault! i'd do anything to be spared!

Me: Anything? ๐Ÿ˜‰

Wa: dream on. ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿผ

Me: okk so anyway, I think I'll need to ask for the special bureau's help!

Sarina comes from the sb: whats the problem, acp?

me: someone stole my rafi songs! ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿคข

Sarina spots wa suddenly and runs up and smooches her!

We look on in disgust when sarina suddenly farts. it's just not like any ordinary fart tho. It seemed.. in tune.

Me: slumdog, inspect sarina!

Slumdog: take it off sarina..

Me: idiot i didnt mean that kind of inspection! ๐Ÿ˜ก

Sdog: ohh okk

he checks sarina's pockets and find nothing.

Me: ok sarina out with it.. how the hell is ur fart so sureela?

Sarina: err, i dunno

karan slaps sarina and beats her to a pulp

Sarina: vitamin b, i swear!!! plzz no more !! okk i'l tell you! go to the fake vomit factory in the east.. you'll find your culprit! ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Wa: im sickened ๐Ÿคข

Sarina: forgive me wifeeey ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Wa: no no, i meant you like farted ๐Ÿคข

Sarina: i eat onions, baby ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Wa: cool, me too! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ FARTTT

the time is right and the place is smelly, so me and the boys headed out.

We reached the factory after donuts, and find cg pointing a gun at baz!

CG: ok hand it over to obj!

baz looks confused, but im not a fool , so i shoot.. AT CG!! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

Me: you cant fool us! baz is deaf! why else would he listen to asma? he has no use of rafi songs! dont u dare frame him ๐Ÿ˜ก

CG: no i didnt! i swear!

Karan: you swear?! SLAP!

Cg: okk i admit it!! ๐Ÿ˜ญ i stole them coz i hate u listneing to those ghissa pitta songs ๐Ÿ˜ก

Me: ab rafi ka bhajan seekho aur jail mein sadkar woh gaana gao!agar phaansi nahin hogi!! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

THE END




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Posted: 15 years ago
#67
LOL thanks for making me Lara Dutta i love her but never liked her in that deewangi song.
Edited by mahikhan - 15 years ago
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Posted: 15 years ago
#68
sorry but princess raina wasnt there in the song
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Posted: 15 years ago
#69

karan and cloddy must be gay if they want to look away from roa's hot abs,legs,etc ๐Ÿ˜‰

๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

Firstly, i thought CG would be added to this caption ๐Ÿ˜†...Secondly, you do realize ive made Karan my bro?? Imagine a bro checking hot his sissy's hot abs, legs etc ๐Ÿ˜†...i think he would rather be gay then check me out in such a manner! ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜†....and oh yeah...i wish i had her legs, her legs are to die for! ๐Ÿ˜...now dont start calling me a lesbo! ๐Ÿ˜›

Xoxo
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Posted: 15 years ago
#70
Edited by the_Naked_face - 15 years ago

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