Summer3Category 1 - Chit chat
1 - Replace only one word with something else......not allowed to use the same word twice, chose yourself what word you want to replace...
a - dus bahane karke legaye dil legaye dil
Dus Bahane Karke margaye dil margaye dil
b - Kya mujhe pyar hai
Kya mujhe nafrat hai
c - laila main laila
Laila main akela
d - Dance pe chance mar le
Dance pe Munch mar le
e - Maa da ladla bigar gaya
Maa dal ladla karab ho gaya
f - Tu meri adhuri pyaas pyaas,
Tu meri incomplete pyaas pyaas2 - Riddles like last week, again i am not looking for the correct answer, i would rather you answer it wrong but in a funny way, dont say the typical things.
a - I come in different colors. I can have windows of different shapes and colors. I can view all of the world. What am I?
I am a circus clown dressed in multi coloured costumes and the shades I wear to hide my tears, my shades too come in varied colours .
b - What is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything?
Yes my shadow is as big as me and of no weight , but in the sunset it lengthens and mid day is shortens, after averaging it we are equal length too.
c- 2 fathers and 2 sons go fishing. Each of them catches one fish. So why do they bring home only 3 fishes?
Bapida and Bapida ka baap Bavida and Bapida ka son balbinda , 3 in ALL, CAUGHT a fish each.
3 - Short answers/Situational questions
a - Imagine you are in the middle of a forest surrounded by tigers you have nothing to defend yourself what do you do?
I will show them OBJ's Face and let them hear his Kumar Sanu immitation, I am sure they will run away.
b - If you had to crown the bollywood beauties again, who would win the crown according to you and why?
Aishwarya Rai
Susmita sen
Priyanka chopra
Wildcard beauty???
I think our If beauties are better like Mahi, MS , Nazia, Anju, NF, Desicrowd, varsha,Mitijalebi,
c - If you had only one wish, what wish would that be and why?
I would wish for Cloddy Bhai and Nazia to take part and I would laugh the loudest in my whole life
d - At a party, what are you most likely to do and why?
I would definitely be cracking jokes and creating a lot of noise and making noise all the way n having a good time
Category 2 - Talent Question
To follow the tradition lolz, pictures..as you already know, you have the option of doing either..dont do both.
Picture a
Early detection of breast cancer can save lives. Come and see Dr. Antarji regularly if your regular Dr. Gengu Bhai is busy. Yes your life n beauty is precious. Or consult the doctor's assistants Nazia n Cloddy now. Call 98877556 extn 420
2 - what can you depict from the following quote
The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.
To think that we know only makes our ego bigger, anyone with a large ego can never acquire true wisdom. Ego too blocks the flow of divine grace in the acquisition of true knowledge. Knowledge should mature into wisdom and wisdom should make us more humble. When God himself is so humble, what can we talk about our little brains. Perhaps it is better to remain silent.
3 - Finish the following story, ( brief make it funny or serious, your choice)
You and one other friend decided to stay on shore and soak up some sun. The two others go into the water. All the sudden you hear your two friends in the water make a noise. You can't tell if it's a laugh or a scream. You look up and you see...
As I looked up I saw that Guruji was being dragged by a crocodile ( which happened to be Gengu Bhai's pet). Cloddy was frantically offering the crocodile some chicken wings in exchange
Coddy to the crocodile: " Release Guruji. Guruji tastes like rotten vegetables, here take these chicken wings with plenty of cheeze"
Cloddy Bhai threw some of the chicken wings towards the croc. The croc sniffed them and liked the taste.
While the croc was eating the wings Nazia went nearby gave one danda to the croc and cracked his skull.
Guruji is safe now but Gengu Bhai is taking a legal suit against Cloddy Bhai n Nazia for injuring his precious croc.😆
Category 3 - Basic
1 - If this competition started again and this time you had to host it, what new ideas would you fuse into it to make it more masladar, fun and different from this..and if you had to re-name it, what would it be?
I think the competition is running pretty good. I might allocate more marks for the essay type questions compared to the one liners which are hard to judge.
Generally it is pretty well done. Preferably the answers should be pm to the coordinator so that we do not know which contestant answered what. Just like the Banner contest. we did not know it was our own Dewanee who was the best.
Also to I would like to give newcomers and those who are really interested a chance to participate.
for Janta voting, I might make it a poll so that they can identify themselves and vote for their favourite winners. this makes the MGs job easier
2 - 5 things that is common in EVERY desi (asian) family regardless of what part of world they stay in, 5 ways to that every asian person has in common? ( not looking for cultural or physical similarities)
Family bondage very strong
Love to eat rice n chappati
Love spicy food
Love to wear kurtas or sarees
Most are quite religious and respect the creator
Most love Bollywood n music
All of them plan to visit India or pakistan again.
3. Summer fire away your question at Fearlesswitch
Imagine all the major actors are single and avialable and were in love with you.
Whom would you choose as a husband and tell me why? Would you allow them to carry on their moving making, since they will be close to so many others who could steal you darling away.
Dream's Question to Summer:
who is the person you met on IF that you are 100% sure would be TOTALLY different when you meet him / her in reality hence not a single similarity in character and why?
Summer's Answer:
I must say the person who would be 100% different would be my buddy Nazia.
she cracks lots of jokes and is a nautanki in the forum.
sometimes creates havoc etc with per postings and pics etc
Was also labelled a spammer together with her buddy Cloddy Bhai.
In real life she is a very hardworking and thoughtful person.
shy and quiet and keeps a lot of things to herself; basically a private person.
Ambitous and with a good heart.
She sees things as what is fair as fair and what is unfair as unfair.
Though overseas, her heart is still way back home which she often visits in her Dreams.
Edited by _DrEaM_ - 16 years ago