WINNER OF ICE CREAM WITH ANTAR - Page 2

Originally posted by: flamin_hot_kuri

What is this more examinations? My tiny brain cannot take soo many examinations at once!😆 This examination is far more interesting and creative than my science papers! I would love to sit this everyday...so does the winning member get a degree or something lol? 😆

We all know the mayya mayya girl created magic on show, kuri would win this easily..royal confidence ⭐️

btw antar ever thought of hosting a game show? you have the potentials...coffee with karan! 😊

ill answers your questions in abit, too tired now mate...

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I am really waiting for your answers 😊 "kuri would win this easily..royal confidence" 😉

Originally posted by: flamin_hot_kuri

What is this more examinations? My tiny brain cannot take soo many examinations at once!😆 This examination is far more interesting and creative than my science papers! I would love to sit this everyday...so does the winning member get a degree or something lol? 😆

We all know the mayya mayya girl created magic on show, kuri would win this easily..royal confidence ⭐️

btw antar ever thought of hosting a game show? you have the potentials...coffee with karan! 😊

ill answers your questions in abit, too tired now mate...

XoXo

Wow fhk ur such a geniass!

well antar ji the essay is very funny indeed, but i don't know if it is actually written by a student.
it looks very fake to me, and having it appear in a marathi, newspaper i can say it is fake.

Indian Cow
HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed, And because he is female, he give milks, [ but will do so when he is got child.] He is sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement. [Horses don't have any such achment]
What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species. Also his other motion... gober] is much useful to trees, plants as well as for making flat cakes[like Pizza ] , in hand , and drying in the sun. Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only attacking and defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is got child.
This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards. He has got tails also, situated in the backyard, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies

We are informed that the candidate passed the exam.and is now an IAS, in bihar.
Now the questions are:

1. What do you think about this essay?

Very interesting even male cows can give milk now. This world is changing and advancing in a super high speed if he is able to produce milk just imagine what she can do? Also is this cow a clone of something, the student has been very creative mixing the science world with the dummy world.

The student kept starting the phrase with he can do this he can do that, he is the world, he is the man that produces milk...his vocabulary could have been more interesting...

I think the reasons why the student passed this exam is either

1 - The guy marking the paper was bribed
2 - The guy marking the paper was his relative
3- The guy marking the paper was was the cow himself.



2. What type of person could wrote such essay"

Have to give him credit in his creativity...i mean people write about war, religion, love in their paper this guy had the guts to write about cows..they are sacred to Hindus and useful for many things, i have heard that in some places they actually worship cows?
3. Do you think that person wrote that willingly or .......?
Maybe he did not study hard enough and said that the only way to pass was to remember his mother and praise her, fortunately God heard his cries.

4. According to you, what marks he deserves for such writings?

well i think his vocab needs to be be worked upon, makes it sound repetitive and monotonous with he does this and that...could have made it more exotic...however i think his humour covers his mistakes.

5. In your school life, what were your lowest marks on writing essays?

hmmm interesting question, i once wrote about sun, beach and the sand...my teacher wasn't too keen on it though, he wanted more of a depression type story. He was an old teacher did not understand the meaning of fun.

I did not cheat. I have yet not looked at OBJ answers
I declare this is my work and not plagiarised.

I had to edit to make my font easier to read..this student is very considerate towards her examiners and of course not hinting any thing '''secretly winks''

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Originally posted by: oldblackjoe

Wow fhk ur such a geniass!

English prof you spelt genious wrong

This was least expected from you...deduct a mark antar/

nothing is fair in marking exam paper.

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Originally posted by: flamin_hot_kuri

English prof you spelt genious wrong

This was least expected from you...deduct a mark antar/

nothing is fair in marking exam paper.

XoXo

actually thats a portmanteau of 2 words .. portmanteau is a combination of 2 words or something..

adding extra sss could also be a case of lisssssp

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"Portmanteau word" is used to describe a linguistic blend, namely "a word formed by blending sounds from two or more distinct words and combining their meanings".^[1]

Such a definition of "portmanteau word" overlaps with the grammatical term contraction, and linguists avoid using the former term in such cases. As an example: the words do + not become the contraction don't, a single word that represents the meaning of the combined words.

Jesus Chris i can't believe i did that lol...you read my answers yet, im about to read yours lol...Thanks Gdnight!

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