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WINNER OF THE 1st ICE CREAM WITH ANTAR

Dear Friends, almost for a week we've witnessed a very tough competition between the competitors. Ohhhhhh, what a close one!!! It was a very difficult task for our honorable judges to declare the winner. As all the participants were excellent in his/her particular genre, the judges have decided to declare the winners on the basis of that. So without wasting any more time, here I am announcing you the 1st ever Ice Cream with Antar winner & the winner is..................

AKANNA

Overall Champion

One Who Scored Highest Over All. From now, for her talents & intelligences, she will be known as LADY EINSTEIN in this forum.

The Awards Are:

1. A large Royal Ice Cream from our show

2. A great job as Chief Researcher on . BTW, you have to solve this mysterious equation within a day otherwise your ultimate destination will be:

3. 7 days & 6 Nights travel package to Sahara Desert with lots of Ice Creams. For your company, you can choose any member from here and inform us about him in details for tickets and other purposes.

4. A luxurious car with 10 second Parts & Service warranty

FHK

Champion of Passsionate Expression: Kuri

One who answered all the questions with honesty & Straightly.

1. The world's tastiest Ice Creams from our show

2. From now, for her excellent and burning answers she will be known as LAVA GIRL in this forum.

3. A life time opportunity to be with the real king of the world "KAL" as long as you want at any of these places.


Antarctica Unknown deepest part of African Jungle

4. 100's of books on Adloff Hitler , Saddam Hossain and Chengish Khan

KHATARNAK

Champion in understanding Love and Music: Khatarnak

One who answered all the questions wisely

1. A big cyclone Ice Cream from our Show

2. 7 days & 6 nights travel package anywhere you want with Osama Bin Laden & George W. Bush

3. A special gun with LTK permission. BTW, you permitted to kill only bugs , nothing else.

4. 100's of Sher & Shayeri books of Dr. Stupid Salman Rushdee

OBJ

Thinking Out Of The Box Champion

One who answered all the questions cleverly

1. The best Ice Cream with a Monster Ice Cream as bonus

2. 7 days & 6 nights travel package to Bermuda Triangle



3. 1000's of Movies and books on Monsters

4. Free one way ticket to Saturn




Judges Awards:



$100 Million For All Judges





FINAL RESULTS OF ICE CREAM WITH ANTAR


JUDGES FINAL RESULTS:

OBJ FHK KHATARNAK AKANNA JUDGES





242 245 241 247 S3
243 243 245 248 KOELI
245 248 245 244 KAL
730 736 731 739 TOTAL


Overall

1

AK

739

2

Kuri

736

3

Khat

731

4

OBJ

730

General Qs (20)

1

Khat

498

2

Kuri

495

3

Obj

492

4

AK

490

S3's Qs

1

Kuri

85

2

AK

84

3

OBJ

81

4

Khat

73

Bruno's Qs

1

Ak

84

2

Khat

78

3

OBJ

76

4

Kuri

73

KAL Qs

1

Kuri

83

2

Khat

82

3

Ak

81

3

OBJ

81



- Here are individual performances.
OBJ Tot
BR KAL S3
Qs1 think of es 8 9 8 25 492
Qs2 person typ 8 8 8 24
Qs3 willingly? 8 8 8 24
Qs4 ur marks 8 8 8 24
Qs5 ur school 9 9 9 27
Qs6 song typ 9 9 10 28
Qs7 more such? 8 8 8 24
Qs8 fuuture mus? 9 8 8 25
Qs9 u like ice c? 8 8 8 24
Qs10 type ice c? 8 8 8 24
Qs11 love to u 8 8 8 24
Qs12 definition 8 8 8 24
Qs13 love a name 8 8 8 24
Qs14 nightmare 8 9 8 25
Qs15 hollywood? 8 8 8 24
Qs16 heal world 8 8 8 24
Qs17 ind/eng mov 8 8 8 24
Qs18 skid row 8 8 8 24
Qs19 jawani act 8 8 8 24
Qs20 riddle 9 9 8 26
S1 Summer's qs. See page 1 10 10 10 30 81
S2 9 8 9 26
S3 8 9 8 25
B1 Bruno's qs. See page 1 8 9 8 25 76
B2 8 8 8 24
B3 9 9 9 27
A1 Royal qs. See page 1 10 8 10 28 81
A2 9 10 9 28
A3 8 9 8 25
243 245 242 730 730
Kuri Tot
BR KAL S3
Qs1 think of es 9 9 8 26 495
Qs2 person typ 8 9 8 25
Qs3 willingly? 8 8 8 24
Qs4 ur marks 8 8 8 24
Qs5 ur school 9 9 9 27
Qs6 song typ 9 8 8 25
Qs7 more such? 8 9 8 25
Qs8 fuuture mus? 8 8 8 24
Qs9 u like ice c? 8 8 8 24
Qs10 type ice c? 8 8 8 24
Qs11 love to u 9 9 9 27
Qs12 definition 8 10 8 26
Qs13 love a name 8 8 8 24
Qs14 nightmare 9 9 9 27
Qs15 hollywood? 8 8 8 24
Qs16 heal world 8 8 8 24
Qs17 ind/eng mov 8 8 8 24
Qs18 skid row 8 8 8 24
Qs19 jawani act 8 8 8 24
Qs20 riddle 8 7 8 23
S1 Summer's qs. See page 1 10 10 10 30 85
S2 8 10 8 26
S3 10 9 10 29
B1 Bruno's qs. See page 1 8 8 8 24 73
B2 8 8 8 24
B3 8 8 9 25
A1 Royal qs. See page 1 7 8 9 24 83
A2 9 10 10 29
A3 10 10 10 30
243 248 245 736 736
Khat Tot
BR KAL S3
Qs1 think of es 9 9 8 26 498
Qs2 person typ 8 8 8 24
Qs3 willingly? 9 8 8 25
Qs4 ur marks 8 8 8 24
Qs5 ur school 8 9 9 26
Qs6 song typ 9 9 8 26
Qs7 more such? 8 9 8 25
Qs8 fuuture mus? 9 9 9 27
Qs9 u like ice c? 9 8 8 25
Qs10 type ice c? 8 8 8 24
Qs11 love to u 9 8 9 26
Qs12 definition 8 8 8 24
Qs13 love a name 8 8 8 24
Qs14 nightmare 9 9 8 26
Qs15 hollywood? 8 8 8 24
Qs16 heal world 8 8 8 24
Qs17 ind/eng mov 8 8 9 25
Qs18 skid row 8 8 8 24
Qs19 jawani act 8 8 8 24
Qs20 riddle 9 8 8 25
S1 Summer's qs. See page 1 8 8 8 24 73
S2 8 8 8 24
S3 8 9 8 25
B1 Bruno's qs. See page 1 9 10 9 28 78
B2 9 8 8 25
B3 8 8 9 25
A1 Royal qs. See page 1 9 10 9 28 82
A2 10 9 10 29
A3 8 9 8 25
245 245 241 731 731
Kuri Tot
BR KAL S3
Qs1 think of es 8 9 9 26 490
Qs2 person typ 9 8 9 26
Qs3 willingly? 8 8 8 24
Qs4 ur marks 8 8 8 24
Qs5 ur school 9 9 10 28
Qs6 song typ 8 8 8 24
Qs7 more such? 8 8 8 24
Qs8 fuuture mus? 8 8 8 24
Qs9 u like ice c? 8 8 8 24
Qs10 type ice c? 8 8 8 24
Qs11 love to u 9 8 8 25
Qs12 definition 8 9 8 25
Qs13 love a name 8 9 8 25
Qs14 nightmare 8 9 8 25
Qs15 hollywood? 8 8 8 24
Qs16 heal world 8 8 8 24
Qs17 ind/eng mov 8 8 8 24
Qs18 skid row 8 8 8 24
Qs19 jawani act 8 8 8 24
Qs20 riddle 7 8 7 22
S1 Summer's qs. See page 1 9 8 8 25 84
S2 10 9 10 29
S3 10 10 10 30
B1 Bruno's qs. See page 1 10 8 10 28 84
B2 9 8 9 26
B3 10 10 10 30
A1 Royal qs. See page 1 10 8 9 27 81
A2 8 10 8 26
A3 10 8 10 28
248 244 247 739 739

A Note From King Anu To Khatarnak:

khatarnak did very well however he got very low in summer's qs which were basically yes no...where there was no chance of showing skills

SUMMER 3:


Final figures after audit from only one Judge.
2 more Judges to go.
OBJ 242
FHK
245
Khatarnak 241 😭 Boooooooooo
Akanna
247 👏👏👏
NB: There are 29 questions and max score is 290.

so Akanna Rani gets Universal or Khatarnak

FHK gets History
OBJ and Khatarnak get Super Hit.

Koeli and King Anu to give their marks too.😊


KOELI:
OBJ- 243👏👏👏
FHK-243👏👏👏
KHATARNAK- 245 👏👏👏
AKANNA- 248👏

Over all everybody did superbly ..let me give my judge's "bhashan" now in the forum

O.kkk Here is my oscar ishtyle speech😛 .....
1st of all ..thanks Antar for coming up with this wonderful Idea ..u rock ...I thoroughly enjoyed the whole process👏 ....
2nd ..thanks to Summer and Anu for making this contest a funfare with a touch of sincerity 😊
Last but not the least ...thanks to the awesome , wonderful, talented , lovely contestants for accepting this challenge with wit, seriousness and fun....I am soo impressed with ur inputs ..we r all busy with work or studies ...inspite of that the way u all put effort in this contest is really praiseworthy👏 👏👏
Joe , FHK, jojo and Ak ...U all rock ...I loved reading all the answers and believe me koi kisise kam nahi according to me ....If one of u excelled in articulation another did with wit ..and some other did with sincerity and honesty ......over all..I'll give history to all of u👏 ....

KING ANU LIVES:

QS

Qs

OBJ

FHK

KHAT

AK

Qs1

think of es

9

9

9

9

Qs2

person typ

8

9

8

8

Qs3

willingly?

8

8

8

8

Qs4

ur marks

8

8

8

8

Qs5

ur school

9

9

9

9

Qs6

song typ

9

8

9

8

Qs7

more such?

8

9

9

8

Qs8

fuuture mus?

8

8

9

8

Qs9

u like ice c?

8

8

8

8

Qs10

type ice c?

8

8

8

8

Qs11

love to u

8

9

8

8

Qs12

definition

8

10

8

9

Qs13

love a name

8

8

8

9

Qs14

nightmare

9

9

9

9

Qs15

hollywood?

8

8

8

8

Qs16

heal world

8

8

8

8

Qs17

ind/eng mov

8

8

8

8

Qs18

skid row

8

8

8

8

Qs19

jawani act

8

8

8

8

Qs20

riddle

9

7

8

8

S1

Summer's qs. See page 1

10

10

8

8

S2

8

10

8

9

S3

9

9

9

10

B1

Bruno's qs. See page 1

9

8

10

8

B2

8

8

8

8

B3

9

8

8

10

A1

Royal qs. See page 1

8

8

10

8

A2

10

10

9

10

A3

9

10

9

8

Total

N/A

245

248

245

244



......Channel Antar ....The future of entertainments .....

Devio aur sajno, Namashkar, Salam. Aap sabka swagat hein Antar channel ke ek aur entertaining show mein jiska naam hein,
ICE CREAM With ANTAR



In this show we will invite 4 celebrities of IF 😃 and ask them some personal & impersonal questions. The other celebrities (IF Members) can also ask them questions. There will be 3 special judges who will decide the winner per appropriate and suitable answers than the other ones.



To The Ultimate Entertaining Show


In our 1st Episode the first 4 celebrities are:




OBJ FHK KHATARNAK AKANNA

The Special Judges Are:




KOELI KING ANU LIVES SUMMER 3

Now Lets Start The Show

An essay written on INDIAN COW by a candidate appearing for IAS exam. This was published in the Marathi daily news paper ...

Essay on Indian Cow..

An essay was written by a Candidate in India

I hope, you'll forget your English by the time you finish reading this :) This is a true essay written by a candidate at the UPSC (IAS) Examinations.
The candidate has written an essay on the Indian cow:

Indian Cow

HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed, And because he is female, he give milks, [ but will do so when he is got child.] He is sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement. [Horses don't have any such achment]

What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species. Also his other motion... gober] is much useful to trees, plants as well as for making flat cakes[like Pizza ] , in hand , and drying in the sun. Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only attacking and defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is got child.

This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards. He has got tails also, situated in the backyard, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies


We are informed that the candidate passed the exam.and is now an IAS, in ......


Now the questions are:

1. What do you think about this essay?

OBJ: I think it is a great essay. ppl usually write essays on toilet seats, bubble gum cards, smelly underwear, armpit hair,dyslexia etc.. but this young man has been INNOVATIVE.he took IAS by the throat and shook it down to its very foundation by creating a bold statement. waah waah! what a topic. the indian cow. Did u ppl know that the indian cow was the first cow to say moo while closing its eyes? the indian cow is of course a great topic to write on. And indian cows are perhaps the tastiest in the world too!
FHK: Very interesting even male cows can give milk now. This world is changing and advancing in a super high speed if he is able to produce milk just imagine what she can do? Also is this cow a clone of something, the student has been very creative mixing the science world with the dummy world.
The student kept starting the phrase with he can do this he can do that, he is the world, he is the man that produces milk...his vocabulary could have been more interesting...
I think the reasons why the student passed this exam is either
1 - The guy marking the paper was bribed
2 - The guy marking the paper was his relative
3- The guy marking the paper was was the cow himself.

KHATARNAK: This essay was written by a person with a Great Engineering Mind. Let us ignore the gender and grammar and spelling etc. Rather than just putting the cow on a pedestal he has critically analysed the sacred and magical cow that eats green and gives out white milk ( something that our scientists cannot do). the author has also made it humourous so that all who read it enjoy themselves. (Looking deeper the COW refers to some Nuclear Facility located an Unknown location, so I must say that he has a good Criminal Mind)
AKANNA:Let me "think" what to think!! Apart from the "he" term used for the cow, another trend I see is the usage of the same word under two different contexts - for example, 'motion' as in movement and also as in feces... Then the error of using several words with "ward" in it, but used as a verb - thereby attaching "s" suffix for forward in one place (with great velocity forward's')! The milk is used in plural as milks!! Then the teeth are considered as a person - so 'whom' is used against it. The propositions are all over the place and many required ones are missing! All the tenses - present, past, present continuous, etc etc are messed up!! The tail is used in plural form for a single cow - "he has got tails"! And the tail is in the backyard!! Of course, there is no difficulty to understand the exact content or the logic and characteristics regarding the cow from this essay, though it provides a great laugh to the reader! Didnt quite understand the part "knowing his head"?!!

2. What type of person could wrote such essay"

OBJ:A person who understood wants to take over the world.. what this sicko wants is to use cows milk to create mind control juice.indian cow milk is the main ingredient for mind control juice. its a lovely idea, if it weren't so twisted.
FHK:Have to give him credit in his creativity...i mean people write about war, religion, love in their paper this guy had the guts to write about cows..they are sacred to Hindus and useful for many things, i have heard that in some places they actually worship cows?
KHATARNAK: It is written by a Great Thinker who is multi-talented, a scientist, engineer and a philosopher and an actor and a joker. If not properly mangaged this person can be a Nazi and rule the world like HITLER.
AKANNA: One can say that a male chauvinist wrote this as he sees everything ONLY through the eyes of a male - the most superior being according to him! He sees the cow as a he who is female! Wait a minute - he + she = it, right? There you go, what you know!! So he has the right logic after all...!!! Ha ha!!! A little twisted though - maybe not aware of the "it" kind of subjects in English grammar. But look at the bright side - he knows about pizza!!!
Another one who could write this one is a comedy writer journalist - of course this has to be a fake one - dont you think it would otherwise be a big allegation that the IAS exam answer papers have been leaked to the media?! If it was true, the other media would have picked it up and would have become a national crisis with all the noise in the Parliament!! And the neverending lawsuits by the targeted person here as well as many others who would suspect theirs' also might be leaked to the press!

3. Do you think that person wrote that willingly or .......?

OBJ: ho knows? perhaps anu malik hired him to do it to inspire ppl to milk indian cows and give it to him. anu would then buy that milk and make mind control juice and make everyone vote for mohit and saurabhjit, who are re-re-real-eal fi-fi-firecra-ackers..
FHK:Maybe he did not study hard enough and said that the only way to pass was to remember his mother and praise her, fortunately God heard his cries.
KHATARNAK: He had no intention to write but the Union of Cows insisted that he should show some appreciation ( having drunk such milk for centuries).
He intends to control the world by controlling all the cows in the world first.

AKANNA:Please see my second part answer for question two. If it was written by the real one, then I would have to say willingly, as this is his exam and he has to answer the questions willingly to get a pass.

4. According to you, what marks he deserves for such writings?

OBJ: who knows? he probably controlled the examiners using cows milk mind control formula.
FHK: well i think his vocab needs to be be worked upon, makes it sound repetitive and monotonous with he does this and that...could have made it more exotic...however i think his humour covers his mistakes.
KHATARNAK: He deserves a History for Engineering and Science and Maths. English just a pass. Innovative ideas a distinction. But be careful as I will not warn you again.
AKANNA:In terms of grammar, fail!! In terms of contents regarding the "cow" as a separate entity, pass. In terms of humour - distinction!! In terms of comparison of the cow to other non-living things around, high distinction!

5. In your school life, what were your lowest marks on writing essays?

OBJ: I scored a 2 out of 10 in hindi for writing abt mere jeevan ka lakshya. it was 1 side long.. EVERY sentence had 4 or more mistakes.. i repeated points. it was the worst essay i ever wrote.. needless to say i fialed the exam scoring 29.. but i made up for it in the annuals by scoring a 51. 😃
FHK: hmmm interesting question, i once wrote about sun, beach and the sand...my teacher wasn't too keen on it though, he wanted more of a depression type story. He was an old teacher did not understand the meaning of fun. I did not cheat. I have yet not looked at OBJ answers I declare this is my work and not plagiarised. I had to edit to make my font easier to read..this student is very considerate towards her examiners and of course not hinting any thing '''secretly winks''
KHATARNAK:I got History for Urdu and Hindi Poetry and I ranked the tops always. During my time I was also part of the Special Intelligence Force that also set all the exam papers ( so I always had the model answers too).
AKANNA:In English essays, I have always maintained record scores in school, no one could beat me in that (and no one could come near my scores either)! English was always the easiest language for me and so I could sit and finish an essay in a few minutes and so never understood why so many students have to struggle so much. As long as I didnt have to write any long essays in Hindi, I was fine! I never had a fail in any languages/courses, so I dont think I ever got really bad scores that I will always remember... I remember my record scores though as I got so many praises from so many teachers and the surprise expressions on everyone's face, and how the school principal was so fond of me and how my English teacher was so proud to have me in his class... Gees, I hate to say all these in a public forum, but I have to be a sport here - means a good salesperson too!!

Now Listen To This Song Carefully


[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC_gkcplz_4[/YOUTUBE]

Now the questions are:

1. What type of song it is?

OBJ: An extremely irritating song which will drive u mad.. another mind control technique.. to make us buy ice cream..anu will probably lift this song and rename it mohit saurabhi vote vote song.
FHK:Mouth watering song for some, making me sick for others.
KHATARNAK:This is a song that will sound well if sung thru the Nak. It is repetitious and trying to hypnotise and brainwash all listeners. Good for the torture Chamber and Criminals.
AKANNA: A kiddy song in kinda rap style - kind of a promotional song for icecream and cake targeted at the young customers (children)!

2. Do you think such songs should record more?

OBJ:are you mad, man? such songs will ruin the music industry! 😲
FHK:If they can have nasal songs and oonth and danda songs then why not ice cream songs?
KHATARNAK:Yes for those persons who have mental problems and others who misbehave could be tortured with such songs. Can be used to get more information out from the MOTWs too.
AKANNA:Yes, but for little kids only!! (OBJ included!!!)

3. Just imagine , if all songs be like this one then what will be the future of music?

OBJ: we will have lame good looking singers chosen by anu malik..
FHK: It would be go left, go right, go up , go down and round and round merry go round.
KHATARNAK:Pritamji and Anu malik will go bankrupt as there are no more songs to lift. Crime rate will also drop after victims are tortured by such songs; many will die in the prisons too. There will be no more terrorism etc
AKANNA:It will be a "wiggly wiggly world", with all the icecream, cakes, pancakes, milkshakes, burgers, etc flying around as musical notes!!

4. Do you like Ice Creams?

OBJ: OBVIOUSLY . and the mind control formula wokrs if u use cows milk from india to make ice cream.
FHK:sorry i don't eat such stuff, i prefer coffee and tea.
KHATARNAK: I used to like them but now I detest it after listing to this song.
AKANNA: Yes, not a big fan of American ice creams; I like kulfi more.

5. What type of Ice Creams you like most? Your fav ones.

OBJ: vanilla, chocolate,pista.
FHK:N/A
KHATARNAK: Chocolate with lots of nuts and other goodies plus fortune cookies thrown in as I also want to see my fortune. But ice creams come from cows which eat grass. So eating ice cream=eating grass.
AKANNA:Pista kulfi, Kesar pista, falooda kulfi, sitafal kulfi, vanilla ice cream (no chocolate ones), coffee ice cream. Now do I get all these if I win?

MORE QUESTIONS

1. What love means to you?

OBJ: eternal friendship,trust and loyalty..
FHK: Love is a deep feeling which is perhaps hard to describe in words, however here is my attempt. Love is when someone very special and dear to you comes first before you, their happiness, their sadness, their every emotion can be felt before it can touch the loved ones. Love makes you cry, loves make you laugh..love is a gift from God.
KHATARNAK: Love is giving heart for heart ,soul for soul ,life for life. In love there is only one.
AKANNA:
Love means everything - see my definition below for 2nd question.


2. The definition of love, in a sentence.

OBJ: see above
FHK: '''love means never having to say your sorry'' sorry i couldn't resist loving you.
KHATARNAK: Love is putting the interest of others above our own interest
AKANNA:Love is not finding faults or perfection but caring and passionate, forgiving and understanding, consoling and comforting, refuge and loyalty, freedom and trust, and everything that a human being wants and looks for.

3. Love is nothing but a name. Do you think the same and why

OBJ: yup, love is an English word like any other one. it was simply given that word...
FHK:Well even humans have a name does their name not signify any importance? ''what's in a name?'' a rose is a rose, love is love...love is what makes nothing everything.
KHATARNAK:
Love is much more for it adds richness and beauty to everything.
AKANNA: No, I dont, though I agree that it is so for many people but not for me. Why - because love stands for one's heart beat and not the shape of his or her heart to me - it has no colour, no shape, no size, and no measurement, but it has several forms - we see them in different forms in our lives and the external appearances of those forms become the physical forms of love for us.

4. Tell us about your worst nightmare (The judges will decide who's one was the worst one)

OBJ: I dreamed that an ugly old lady with big teeth came into my room.. she attempted to bite at me... then i woke up.. then i fell asleep again and was in a room with a man with a cows head... it was bloody and was coming for me.. it turned into a clown with started putting knives through me... i woke up when it put a knife through my palate.
FHK: okay this one i had about a few years ago but it still makes me shiver. I had a dream once that i was girl who was leading a normal life and went to school, socialised with her friends..now one day whilst sitting in my chemistry class the teacher asked me to do some equations on the board..as i went up to write the equations on the board, there was this weird feeling, my body was going under tranformation and before i knew it i was a snake..slimmy, horrible snake now when i looked at the class every other face was a also a fiery looking snake...more ugly and horrible than any cobras all spitting their venoms ..after that i woke up screaming my lungs out.....damn that dream was freaky...i hate snake it still makes me shiver...lets not get into too much detail..i have rushed this question through..please consider my beautiful face when marking this....even being a snake in my dream i was an ichdari nagin, the most beautiful snake in the world. Where can i hide my inhumanely beauiful face? main cheez badi hoon mast.
KHATARNAK: Once I dreamt that two of my friends who had been dead many years were at my door. They told me that it was time to go and to follow them down a very steep and winding road. We walked for a hour and disfigured corpses with hungry sharp teeth started to pull my leg and start biting me. They were laughing and giggling and kept calling my name. I tried to kick them but it was useless and they started pulling my hair with their cold uncut finger nails. Next moment I was on the floor and woke up screaming.
AKANNA: Oh no, I dont want to relive them!! There are so many... When one of my close friend committed suicide, I felt like she is haunting me - because a few days before her death, she came to see me and told me she wanted to talk to me (she used to disclose all her feelings only with me, I dont know why, she never trusted anyone including her mom though she was the only daughter), and since I was too busy with things at home which I couldnt drop and go and chat with her at the time, I couldnt talk to her in private... When I got free to talk, she said she has an appointment and gotta go.. She died without telling me what she was carrying in her mind... My grandma hid the news of her death from me for a couple of days in fear that I will run to her home, and she didnt want me to go there... When I came to know, my heart was filled with all kinds of feelings including guilt and I cursed myself for not trying to find time for her and since I was her best friend, I felt that she will come after me for not hearing her story... To this day I dont know why she did that, and it is a pain in my heart - she never left a note for anyone, I dont know if she did... I left India soon after that, but she remained in my heart all the time...


5. Freddy, Jason & Michel Myer are the 3 most legendary horror characters of 3 excellent movies of Hollywood. You have to tell us, individually they were from which movies.

OBJ: Freddy krueger - Nightmare on elm street
Jason- Friday the 13th
Michael myers- haloween

FHK:Just name a film for each? not bad..however i don't like horror films..i am only into romeo and juliet, heer and ranjha, edward and bella, king and kuri type of stories..horror is not my cup of tea..i only kill with my innocent looks..but these actors KILL heavy style.

Fred - A nightmare on Elm street series.

Jason - Friday the 13th.

Micheal..halloween series

now do i need to chose who i like? i think i have answered that in my above..please take into consideration that i am girl who doesn't like horror films..i mean a plastic rubber snake is enough for me to scream my lungs out, if i watch these films..i would die of horror attack...OBj would be good at this..he is a horror himself (sssh don't tell him that)


KHATARNAK:Freddy krueger - Nightmare on Elm Street
Jason- Friday the 13th
Michael Myers- Halloween

AKANNA: Freddy Krueger from "A nighmare on Elm Street", Jason from "Friday the 13th", and Michael Myers from "Halloween" - I have seen parts of Elm Street movie, and gees, it passes electric streaks through me to this day!


6. The current name of the singer who sang, "Heal The World"

OBJ: Michael jackson i think
FHK: Micheal jackson
KHATARNAK:Michael Jackson
AKANNA:Isnt it Michael Jackson? He changed his name to "Mikaeel" after converting to a muslim...

7. Your favorite English & Hindi Movie and why?

OBJ:Hindi - Teesri manzil - perfect soundtrack, perfect plot.
FHK: Romeo and juliet and Twlight....for blushing reasons.
KHATARNAK: English Movie - The Mummy ( because I love my mother)
Hindi Movie - OSO ( acted by SRK with lovely songs)
AKANNA: English - there are many, but if I have to choose one, it is "Ocean's Eleven" - it has great suspense, and for once you side with the bad guys and want them to win, and total entertainment, and above all, George Clooney!!! I liked the sequel too, but the first one is always special!!
Hindi - same situation, way too many to pick from, but I will go with "Taal". It has an originality despite being a love story, and a wonderful twist of happenings with a beautiful ending. Plus the songs, the setting, and Akshay my heart melting hero along with Aish the beautiful lady! (I would have liked to pick a SRK movie, but Darr is the one that comes to my mind for some weird reason! Then Jab We Met is there too - because of Shahid!)
8. Whats the name of the lead vocalist of Skid Row?

OBJ:Johnny Solinger i'm not sure
FHK: johnny Solinge
KHATARNAK: Johnny Solinger
AKANNA: Johnny Solinger - I am not a big fan of all the bands, so I am not so good with these kind of questions!

9. Whats the name of the lead actor of Hindi film "Zawani Jindabaad"?

OBJ: aamir khaan
FHK: Aamir Khan
KHATARNAK: Aamir Khan
AKANNA: Hmm, never watched it! Aamir Khan!

10. A riddle for you:
Duke stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 22nd floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?

OBJ: he was on the ground floor on building A (trough a window), looking up at the 22nd floor of another building, and then he jumped out of a window in the first building (the one which he was in). thats how he never got hurt.
FHK: I think the dude was trying to commit suicide due to some depression, he lost hope and wanted to jump down and kill himself..however God showed him another path and instead of losing hope and dying, God told him to be strong and fight, survive the fall and stand up again..he woke up from his dreams got the answers and moved on in life fighting his depression like a real king therefore survived the fall.
KHATARNAK: He was a window cleaner and got tired of cleaning the 22 floor window so he jumped back into the building through the open window.
AKANNA:Because the soot covered all over him and carried him like a cloud to the ground? Oh c'mon, what kind of riddle is this?! I need to think - I cant find an answer in 10 milliseconds for this one!!

Judge's Questions To The Celebrities

SUMMER 3:


Question to OBJ:
1. Please explain why you consider that Rafi is greater than Lata ?

The expressions, the identity, the style, the voice rareness.. anuradha paudwal did an almost perfect job of getting all aspects of lata's voice.. u see sonu, shabbir,anwar all got 1 aspect of his voice.. femininity by sonu, and shabbir and anwar were able to only sing cheap songs like main yat jamla pagla diwana.. they didn't give me satisfaction.. its easier to find lata soundalikes.. havent found a single person who sounds or sings like rafi. Kishore kumar used to sing songs in the voices of mukesh, manna, sd burman, rd burman but never did for rafi. why? because rafi had what we rafi fans like to call a "true voice". the others had shortcomings/ oddities in their voices.
2. Why was Kishore Kumar so successful when several of his clones are struggling?

Kishore kumar was very good at his work, he sang very well. So do these singers, but only kumar sanu was able to get real success as he could sing romantic songer better than his master and he wasn't a mere copy..reasons for the failure of others were:
Abhijeet- talented but a nasty dislikable person.
Babul - a sanu clone.. wont last.

3. Which are the 5 best songs of Uditji and Alka.

Udit - Aye ho meri zindagi mein, pehla nasha, kuch kuch hota hai, pardesi pardesi, Mere mehboob meri sanam
Alka- Ek do teen, meri mehboob meri sanam, kuch kuch hota hai, O re Chori, churake dil mera.

Questions to Khatarnak
1. Which was SRK's first major hit movie and who was the actress opposite him?

Baazigar - Kajol (main) Shilpa on side (just in case)

2. Why is SRK superior to Salman?

Shahrukh is a total package where as Salman is a joker

3. Pl name 5 of Mehdi Hassan greatest hits and explain why?

- Guloon mein Rang

- Janee jaan

- Kubakoo

- Hum Chale

- Baat Karni

Why - not clear that on question, magar yeh ghazalain sedhi dil pay jakay lagti hai - Aur phir kuch kuch hota hain.


Questions to FHK:
1. Why do you consider that you are superior to the other two contestants
apart from your gorgeous looks, fine figure, height , lovely smile, nice hair, intelligence,
quick wit, spontaneity, passion etc

You said it alll...you forgot to mention the most important factor though...i am a wifey of one of the judges ''blushes'' not hinting anything of course ''smiles mischievously''
you have the winner staring at you and yet you ask me to come up with a list?

2. You love Edward and you love King Anu, what are their similarities?

hmmm many okay I have never seen Edward I have never seen Anu, both love are based on an unknown attraction . Based on personality many similarities such as both are caring, loving, touching, Intelligent, too sweet, also edward has jacob as his enemy and anu has King James as his favourite stalker. Edward waited 104 years for his bella King waited 108 years for his kuri...both are immortal
Similarites between bella and kuri..both are very special heheeh bella smells very good, kuri looks very good.
3. Please describe two of your favourite IF friends in poetry

You name two people for me and i would write 2 poetry for them..fair enough?

Khatarnak! The brave one!

He wears his moral police uniform with care
a nagging fear deep down somewhere
will this just be another day
or would his bravery to protect his sister be called to pay
is his duty just another word
The answers seem not his to find
Yet with his bravery he goes to his post
denying what he fears the most
The day does pass but he is still alive
another day he has survived
Nightmares of death in troubled sleep
he prays the lord his soul will keep
Khatarank was the most dangerous of them all
The strongest weapon to kill them all who failed to respect his uniform
With this His kuri salutes him
for his bravery

OBJ

There was once an immature boy, who was super hyper all the time..he would walk in the street, walk on his feet, going to the shops looking at all the lovely treats...now time for cinema, he wants to watch a film so he bought himself a large muffin along with some popcorn ( not to be mistaken for po*n) ...shopping was very tiring the pop movie was fun, the day was done...it is time to rest his immature head listening to the Voice of God.

AKANNA YOU GO GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤗

i just read her poetry on me and would personally like to thank her. It was very sweet...so akanna are we sharing antar? 😉😆

Obj doesn't like ice cream very much...personal request from the runner up to provide him with the biggest chocolate muffins (worth at least 146595kcal) 😆 if you don't he would smash your heads 🤗

Khaty bhai is happy to have pariticpated he is truely amazing 🤗

Thanks to the judges...okay okay i would let the others do the speech now.

kuri shuts her mouth

grrr hates exams!

Questions for Rani (AKANNA)
1. What is it that you love so much and can never get over it ?

Hmm... This needs a lot of thinking which needs time which I dont have now! Well, let me say, my dreams!! They keep multiplying, dont they?! You have a dream, you achieve it, then you have another dream, you achieve that too, but it doesnt stop there, right? It keeps going, adding more and more dreams to your already waiting list! But my dreams are different though - I dont dream all the time to achieve them, but to keep myself happy - in my dreams, I am whatever I want to be, and no one will stop me from being what I am, and that is the best content one can have - something that can be never achieved in real world, so I achieve them in my dream world, and it belongs to me, ONLY me!! I never stop dreaming - it keeps me live and happy.
2. What is the difference between North and South Indian classical music (or dance)
or describe what you know about them . What is your preference.


Gees!! I am only a spectator or listener for music, but I have sharp ears! I will talk about dance instead as there are so many with musical knowledge here and I will look like a fool to them (I do anyway, with all the answers here for this game - *sigh*)... South Indian classical dances include a lot of forms, and the primary ones are Bharatnatyam (Tamil), Mohiniaattam (Kerala), Kuchipudi (Telugu), and Kathakali (Kerala). The North Indian classical dance forms mainly include Odissi (Orissa), Kathak, Manipuri, and Sattriya (Assam). 😃
I have watched many of them in different places and occasions, and for me, one of the visible difference is in the external appearance - including the apparel, hairdo, makeup, colours being used, etc. In terms of dance distinctions between them, the mudra or hand gesture/sign is different for each kind - there could be some similarities for some of them but there is a meaning and/or story for each one based on the mudra used. The gestures also include the way heads are moved as well as the body's wave movements, plus the foot steps. The combination of legs, feet, hands, fingers and body altogether conveys different messages in South Indian classical dances. The facial expressions holds the key to exhibiting the emotions of the character in the story - each dance is a story told with hand gestures, facial expressions and body movements. It would be hard to describe everything in brief here and I am running out of time!
One of the striking difference for Kuchipudi is using the brass plate to dance upon it with the feet placed on the edges. The dancer has to balance on the plate while holding two diyas in the hands and a 'kundi' with water, on the head. This is quite a hard step to do. I am not an expert to talk on North Indian classical dances - I know more about South Indian ones. Sorry. I can find all the information if it is required... 😉 😃
3. Please write a short poem about FHK and Khatarnak.

Hmm, now with 100% of my brain in a stroke, how am I going to do this one?! I may not be able to do the best as I would like to, but I will give it the best try...
FHK
She is the dream Kuri to many here
But she selects to be of only one
To him she has dedicated her heart
As well as all her love and care
She won the heart of too many people
With her charm, innocence and jokes
And she is the Kuri of this forum
When she writes poems for everyone
I am trying to write one for her!

Jojo
What can I say about Jojo
What cannot I say about Jojo
He is the Khaty Bhai for many
And the moral police to gals
He takes care of his herds
Always step in for everyone
In times of crisis or despair
Lending a helping hand in need
Or moral support if required
Akanna was and is my name
And he made me Akanna Rani!!
Hope no more questions will come in my direction!!!

KOELI:


To OBJ.......
1. U R interested in music a lot ....tell me , do u think that Mangeshkar sisters ruled the roost for 4 decades in a country of 1 billion + people for their sheer talent only or there r some other reasons too???😃

SHEER TALENT.
2. rapid fire...choose one ..can't say both or none ..u can give reasons though in few words ...
a)WA/FHK - AJNABEE.. I LIKE HER MORE..
b)SRGMP05/07 - BEST COMBO OF SINGING N DRAMA
c)rain/sun - RAIN - I LOVE IT WHEN ITS COLD.
3. This is a hatke q..and will be common to all...
The contestants r trying to bribe the judges ....If u want to win how would u bribe each one of us ?????
😆😆

OBJ doesn't bribe.. he gives dhamki: With knife
To FHK ....
1. Do u believe u can really fall in love with a person just by reading his/her posts or msgs ???....more like love at 1st write ???😉...I want genuine answer???😛

If you don't believe in love at first sight do you want me to fly past you again


2. RAPID FIRE ....I won't put Anu for obvious reasons 😃...again the same rule applies to u like OBJ ...both or none won't be accepted
a)Khatarnak/OBJ - Khaty bhai i like him more
b)drinking chaii at home / hanging out with friends at star bucks - drinking chaii at home..there is no place like home, home sweet home

c)sleeping/ surfing at IF- sleeping and dreaming about surfing at IF
3. same q as OBJ
The contestants r trying to bribe the judges ....If u want to win how would u bribe each one of us ?????😆😆 ( for u no anu babe , ras malai or friend stuff ...come up with something new 😆)
My dear Bruno4 Judge, you are very innocent. You failed to notice that Summer has already declared me as the winner in his most diplomatic way...here is the solid evidence with page references

SUmmer Comments!
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To Khatarnak....
1. U write wonderful impromptu poems ....when did u realise u have this talent ???

I am still trying not convinced that I am a poet.

2. rapid fire ..
cal gal / NF - Tough one but I would go with Nusrat (have a soft corner for little sister - she does not get upset easily)

flirting in IF / WATCHING tv😆 - Woh to ghuti mein hai (bachpan sey aashiq mizaj hoon)

Day/night-
Raat ki tarrki mein baray baray kam ho jatay hain 😆😆😆
3..The contestants r trying to bribe the judges ....If u want to win how would u bribe each one of us ?????😆😆 (caution: date with me is an old punchline and it's more of a punishment than reward 😆😆..come up with something new 😆😆 )

Aik martaba mulaqat karkay dekho - doosri date kay liyan khud insist karo gi - Khatarnak kabhi sudharnay wala nahin 😆😆😆

To Akanna .

...Hii AK 🤗 ..welcome to this show 😃..enjoy ur celeb status 😃
1.why do u think reality musical shows r resorting to cheap tactics to garner votes ( maa ka ashrvad, pati ka pyar, oonth ka danda vagera vagera vagera ) ..because I find everywhere people r criticising these tactics and TRPS r not going up either ......
Honestly I dont know who is actual culprit behind all these - the channel marketing folks, or the show's
producers or the mentors or the contestants themselves (or their families or along with family members). Are they being done for TRPs, or for votes, or for live audience, or for boosting the sale of CD launch later, or for competing with the same scenario with other channels - I dont know. Since I dont watch other Hindi channels, I dont know what kind of tactics or gimmicks they use... For whatever reason it is, they are very very cheap, I agree, and if it's done by the marketing folks or producers, I think they should know better and the channels could do better in seeking marketing specialists for their organization... If done by the contestants or their families, the producers and the channel should be able to cut it then and there and disqualify them... Since none of these approaches are taken, I have to go with the producers and channel as the real culprits.. Why do they do that - simple! Because they DONT KNOW anything BETTER and they are CHEAP - in terms of morality and not business!!!

2. rapid fire ...again none or both r not permissible 😆
Summer/OBJ - Summer ji!! (sorry OBJ)
SRGMP07/ CHHOTE USTAAD - SRGMP 07 (never watched CU)
a day at the beach/ cuddling in front of fire place with ur fav novel - cuddling in front of fire place with ur fav novel -- latter (I dont like walking around the beach in bikinis! I am a desi gal, you see!!)
3. The contestants( some) r trying to bribe the judges ....If u want to win how would u bribe each one of us ?????😆😆 ( think that without bribing this mission is impossible ..i want hatke answer 😉😆 )

Gees! I am really really bad at this - _ gotta take lessons from FHK!! 😃 😉 😳 😃
Summer ji - you are a great human being and a wonderful, sweet, wonderful, sweet, wonderful, did I say sweet(?) person!!! You are my pal, buddy, role model, everything - did I tell you how much I am looking forward to have the best golf game ever in my life?! I know you will beat me easily, and being defeated by you is the best prize for me in a golf game, and who could do it if not you! I know I will learn a lot from ya, and that you will take care of me like a big bhaiyya and did I say that you are not 'like' my bhaiyya, but you are my bhaiyya!! You are wise and non-judgmental, impartial and polite, and I know you will make the best and wisemost decision of all (sshhh dont tell the other two judges that as they will be jealous of ya), and I know you like my answers as you havent said anything bad about them and you are keeping that smile towards me... You know, Kuri and OBJ are kids and Jojo would be heart broken to see me lose - you dont want your best buddy to be disappointed like that, do ya? I know very well that you will think from all sides and angles... Did I say I am looking forward to have the ice creams when we go for the golf game? Cant wait to have my golf game with ya and have the ice creams together!!! I will also bring my ghazal CDs for ya and you can keep those you like.. Now dont say no, or be humble - I can always get them again, and dont hesitate to pick all those you wanna keep.. 😊 😃 😃 (see my innocent smile - with no teeth - like a baby that is! 😉)
Bruno - You are so cute and a wonderful, wise, honest, and adorable gal.. 🤗 Who said beauty and brains dont go together - you are the BEST example for it!! I second what Antar had said about ya - that you are a genius - YOU ARE!!! You got it gal, and you know what, I am soooooooo happy for ya, and I am blessed to have known you and have you as my buddy... I know how much you support gals in competitions and how much you want a gal to win a competition. Dont tell the other two guys, but you have to prove our gal power, girl, let a gal win, and you know well who deserves it the most, right? You remind me of so much of myself when I was your age (you are a teenager right), and you are much more smarter, cuter and brilliant than me - I admire you, gal!! You know what, my heart says you are not just 'like' my little sissy, but you are my sissy - you can have anything you want from my collection of jewellery, clothes, CDs, DVDs, etc (but please spare my shoes - but dont worry, I will get you the same kind you like from my collection - brand new!).. You know there are only two gals here and Kuri is good, but if you pick her, the public will think you are biased - you dont want that to happen, right.. 😉 I know you look from all directions and assess and analyze everything perfectly, and you are truly one GENIUS of all time, and I care about you as my sissy plus pal, ya know... My dearest dearest Bruno, here is an ice cream with a pretty pretty cherry on top... 😃 😃 😃
King Anu - Oh Kingji, the biggest ROYALTY on earth, I bow to ya (in my mind I would be saying no way) and I am at your service. You are handsome, gentle, wise, goodlooking, courageous, musical, talented, brilliant, blue blooded, did I say wisest, you are the BEST!! And you will remain the BEST all through the eternity - no one can replace ya - dont they dare as there is no replacement for ya!! Your Kuri is no pretty, and charming, and she is your Queen of hearts, and I will bring the best Wedding Planner for your big ROYAL wedding, and both of you make the BEST EVER and MOST CHARMING couple of all times - oh what a pair what a pair!! You two are the BESTEST!!! When you come in your Royal attire with that manly handsome look and the way you stand up and walk, the way you take your seat on the throne - arey waah waah waah... Beyond words, My Majesty, no words can describe the power that outpours from your presence - extremely powerful that your looks do kill, Kingji! Even if you mingle as a commoner, your looks, wisdom, charisma, everything will single you out of any big crowd, Kingji, because you are THE ROYAL... If you pick Kuri, they will think you are biased and that she is your weakpoint, so be careful. OBJ is only a kid, you know how he is, and Jojo is your close buddy, so your enemies will spread rumours around that you are partial - you know how wicked they are... So keep all these in your mind, I know you will, because you are the BESTESTEST, and your decision will be the BESTESTESTEST.... 😃 😉 😃 P.S.: Your gopis are the best too! 😳 😉 😃

KING ANU LIVES:

TO OBJ,

1: What do you think is Kuri's real feelings about King Anu. E.g. maybe she thinks i am a clown, a joker etc.

no... she adores you. really. when she saw the "madman" line she flipped and told me to change it. i didn't but i made sure that u didnt take it in the wrong way. her love is genuine, king anu.

*2: Find one major weakness of Woh Ajnabee. Explain briefly. I know she is your dear friend. I want serious answer

if u want a serious answer, then I'll say that she has none.. she's sweet, kind, lovable, caring, intelligent, etc etc... till now i havent found any.

3: Do you believe King Anu does things for TRP, get attention, to remain popular, be a king, be different from others. Honest answer

I enjoy posting in ur topics.. I definitely feel that 3rd person adds to ur personality, but I dont THINK u do it for trp..
To Khatarnak,

1: What do you think is Kuri's real feelings about King Anu. E.g. maybe she thinks i am a clown, a joker etc.

Devdas 😆😆😆


*2: Find one major weakness of Akkanna. Explain briefly. I know she is your dear friend. I want serious answer

Arguments after Arguments (never ending) - main harnay wali nahin, jeet kar hi rahoon gi


3: Do you believe King Anu does things for TRP, get attention, to remain popular, be a king, be different from others. Honest answer

I honestly belief that it has nothing to do with TRP - more for fun and pulling legs of fellow members (we all are different in a way)

To AK

1: What do you think is Kuri's real feelings about King Anu. E.g. maybe she thinks i am a clown, a joker etc.

Disclaimer: I made my opinion based on her posts here.
She does care for you a lot, and stands by you in all your decisions, and takes her shares of your grief without any complaints or force, and she adores you as a person. I dont think she thinks of you as a clown or joker (she might think like that about OBJ though - no offense, OBJ!). She visits this forum and stays here just for you mainly, and she sticks with her initial words about how she felt about you - she still feels the same towards you. She thinks very highly of you and keeps a lot of respect for you and of course dreams about you a lot - her posts for you and on you contains a lot of love, care, sweetness and emotions. Else she wouldnt be so open about it for so long... 😃


*2: Find one major weakness of Khatarnak. Explain briefly. I know he is your dear friend. I want serious answer

His major weakness is - actually there are a few, not just one - Urdu shayari, ghazals, classical music, SRK, Sara, his IF buddies (Summer, King Anu, Antar, Guru, OBJ, etc), his IF sisters (WA, FHK, Bruno, cal-gal, Varsha Di, etc), and last but not least - his Rani!! 😉 😳 😃 Amongst all these, if I need to pick one, I would go with ghazals and shayaris (cant separate these two for him)... 😃 😊 😃

3: Do you believe King Anu does things for TRP, get attention, to remain popular, be a king, be different from others. Honest answer

Yes and No here - since you want my honest answer. I will explain why, how and all.
  • I dont think you do things for TRP - so that's a No. 😃
  • At times, I feel that you do things to get attention - not always, but at times, for example, when you keep bringing up the leaving the forum subject... 😃
  • To remain popular - kinda 'no comments' or 'N/A' answer here, as you are already popular! 😃
  • To be a king - Yes! You emphasize on your royalty standards every now and then and brings that into the limelight as much as possible! 😉 😃
  • To be different from others - maybe - it's both yes and no here! You want to be different and so you try that, of course, but since many of us here care for you and look at you as a good friend, you dont need to do that either, and also since each of us are different to each other in some way or other, and hence you are different too... 😊 😃

To Kuri


1: What do you think King Anu thinks about you in reality. E.g. maybe I think you are am a clown, a joker etc.

From the very first day to today and forever kuri has always told you that you stand out from the crowd. Not in bad way but in a good way, in a very unique way..why do you think i chose you to be my special friend? Your not a clown, your not a joker, your my king. In reality your one hell of a guy..😊

*2: Find one major weakness in Kingt Anu . Explain briefly. I know he is your dear friend. I want serious answer

If my anu can spend God knows how long writing the special pm could his kuri not spend just 10mins reading it? if it wasn't for calgal motw i would have never known that the emotion comment was leaked out from your pm. Do you really think i am such a bitch? would i not bother to read your comment? maybe you did not send it to me because you thought i won't respond to it. Anu the emails you sent me on gmails, trust me, when you left IF and joined gmail..i left IF and followed you on Gmail, when you came back to IF..i came back to IF, didn't use my gmail after your return on IF..maybe i am witch too that follows you everywhere. Sorry for that.
Your weakness makes me respect you even more. Your a guy true to your emotion and i love you for that the most.


3: Do you believe King Anu does things for TRP, get attention, to remain popular, be a king, be different from others. Honest answer


Do you think my emotion is controlled by a remote where you hit the IF log on button and your emotion is logged on and once you hit the offline button the emotion is logged off, take the plugs out and the emotion is dead all together....do you think i don't realize the depth of your emotions anu? am i such a drama queen who thinks people with play with their emotions to gain TRP..would i ever thinnk you do any of this for trp..am i really that bad to believe that you do this for attention? Kuri made her very first marriage proposal for attention but do you think her response to your farewell message was also for attention? I am not a robot, not a machine controlled. I have a mind of my own, a heart of my own and i believe that every word you wrote in your farewell message was from your heart. Because it touched me, i cried when i read that, i cried when i responded back. Do you think i did all that for trp? what trp? to gain sympathy, attention?To answer your question short no anu you don't do this for trp and neither does your kuri...we share an emotional bond. A question you asked to other students does kuri love me? well kuri does not know if she loves you but i do care for you.. Care a lot for my own good actually.

I want to add something else to this, but the last time i added this aizan laughed at me, i found some answers to the questions i was searching for.


At the end the judges will declare the winner and also the prize.





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er.. where is this essay?
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antarji...i think too many game section is on...so this topic might b closed with such title...!!
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Originally posted by: oldblackjoe

er.. where is this essay?



Sorry bro, it's now updated.
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Originally posted by: antar

......Channel Antar ....The future of entertainments .....

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ICE CREAM With ANTAR



In this show we will invite 4 celebrities of IF 😃 and ask them some personal & impersonal questions. The other celebrities (IF Members) can also ask them questions. There will be 3 special judges who will decide the winner per appropriate and suitable answers than the other ones.



To The Ultimate Entertaining Show




Now Lets Start The Show

An essay written on INDIAN COW by a candidate appearing for IAS exam. This was published in the Marathi daily news paper ...




Now the questions are:

1. What do you think about this essay? I think it is a great essay. ppl usually write essays on toilet seats, bubble gum cards, smelly underwear, armpit hair,dyslexia etc.. but this young man has been INNOVATIVE.he took IAS by the throat and shook it down to its very foundation by creating a bold statement. waah waah! what a topic. the indian cow. Did u ppl know that the indian cow was the first cow to say moo while closing its eyes? the indian cow is of course a great topic to write on. And indian cows are perhaps the tastiest in the world too!

2. What type of person could wrote such essay? A person who understood wants to take over the world.. what this sicko wants is to use cows milk to create mind control juice.indian cow milk is the main ingredient for mind control juice. its a lovely idea, if it weren't so twisted.
3. Do you think that person wrote that willingly or .......? who knows? perhaps anu malik hired him to do it to inspire ppl to milk indian cows and give it to him. anu would then buy that milk and make mind control juice and make everyone vote for mohit and saurabhjit, who are re-re-real-eal fi-fi-firecra-ackers..
4. According to you, what marks he deserves for such writings? who knows? he probably controlled the examiners using cows milk mind control formula.
5. In your school life, what were your lowest marks on writing essays? I scored a 2 out of 10 in hindi for writing abt mere jeevan ka lakshya. it was 1 side long.. EVERY sentence had 4 or more mistakes.. i repeated points. it was the worst essay i ever wrote.. needless to say i fialed the exam scoring 29.. but i made up for it in the annuals by scoring a 51. 😃

Judges, please mark according to their anwesrs.

Now Listen To This Song Carefully


[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC_gkcplz_4[/YOUTUBE]

Now the questions are:

1. What type of song it is?
An extremely irritating song which will drive u mad.. another mind control technique.. to make us buy ice cream..anu will probably lift this song and rename it mohit saurabhi vote vote song.
2. Do you think such songs should record more? are you mad, man? such songs will ruin the music industry! 😲
3. Just imagine , if all songs be like this one then what will be the future of music? we will have lame good looking singers chosen by anu malik..
4. Do you like Ice Creams? OBVIOUSLY . and the mind control formula wokrs if u use cows milk from india to make ice cream.
5. What type of Ice Creams you like most? Your fav ones.
vanilla, chocolate,pista.

At the end the judges will declare the winner and also the prize.
im ready, iiiim ready..





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Posted: 16 years ago
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Originally posted by: nausrat_fatali

antarji...i think too many game section is on...so this topic might b closed with such title...!!



Music also related with this topic. So I don't think it will close.
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Posted: 16 years ago
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OBJ, Superb, Fantastic, Outstanding, Mind Blowing, History. You are really such a genius bro. But you know the rules na. The other celebrities yet to answer and also the audience (IF Members) will also ask you some personal/impersonal questions and then the judges will declare the winner and the prizes. Till then enjoy this Ice Cream but remember don't spoil the stage.
Edited by antar - 16 years ago
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Originally posted by: antar

OBJ, Superb, Fantastic, Outstanding, Mind Blowing, History. You are really such a genius bro. But you know the rules na. The other celebrities yet to answer and also the audience (IF Members) will also ask you some personal/impersonal questions and then the judges will declare the winner and the prizes. Till then enjoy this Ice Cream but remember don't spoil the stage.



thanks.. when do u think the judges will arrive..

antar ji, i might not be here after 1.5 hours to 2 hrs.. need to sleep .. now its 12 30.. so is it ok if i answer personal/interpersonal questions tommorrow if the judges dont come by 2/2 30?
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Posted: 16 years ago
#9

Originally posted by: oldblackjoe



thanks.. when do u think the judges will arrive..

antar ji, i might not be here after 1.5 hours to 2 hrs.. need to sleep .. now its 12 30.. so is it ok if i answer personal/interpersonal questions tommorrow if the judges dont come by 2/2 30?



Anything for you bro.
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Posted: 16 years ago
#10
What is this more examinations? My tiny brain cannot take soo many examinations at once!😆 This examination is far more interesting and creative than my science papers! I would love to sit this everyday...so does the winning member get a degree or something lol? 😆

We all know the mayya mayya girl created magic on show, kuri would win this easily..royal confidence ⭐️

btw antar ever thought of hosting a game show? you have the potentials...coffee with karan! 😊

ill answers your questions in abit, too tired now mate...

XoXo

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