Dear Friends, almost for a week we've witnessed a very tough competition between the competitors. Ohhhhhh, what a close one!!! It was a very difficult task for our honorable judges to declare the winner. As all the participants were excellent in his/her particular genre, the judges have decided to declare the winners on the basis of that. So without wasting any more time, here I am announcing you the 1st ever Ice Cream with Antar winner & the winner is..................

AKANNA
Overall Champion
One Who Scored Highest Over All. From now, for her talents & intelligences, she will be known as LADY EINSTEIN in this forum.
1. A large Royal Ice Cream from our show

2. A great job as Chief Researcher on . BTW, you have to solve this mysterious equation within a day otherwise your ultimate destination will be:
3. 7 days & 6 Nights travel package to Sahara Desert with lots of Ice Creams. For your company, you can choose any member from here and inform us about him in details for tickets and other purposes.
4. A luxurious car with 10 second Parts & Service warranty
Champion of Passsionate Expression: Kuri
One who answered all the questions with honesty & Straightly.

2. From now, for her excellent and burning answers she will be known as LAVA GIRL in this forum.
3. A life time opportunity to be with the real king of the world "KAL" as long as you want at any of these places.

Antarctica Unknown deepest part of African Jungle
4. 100's of books on Adloff Hitler , Saddam Hossain and Chengish Khan
Champion in understanding Love and Music: Khatarnak
One who answered all the questions wisely

2. 7 days & 6 nights travel package anywhere you want with Osama Bin Laden
& George W. Bush 
3. A special gun with LTK permission. BTW, you permitted to kill only bugs , nothing else.
4. 100's of Sher & Shayeri books of Dr. Stupid Salman Rushdee
Thinking Out Of The Box Champion
One who answered all the questions cleverly
with a Monster Ice Cream as bonus 
2. 7 days & 6 nights travel package to Bermuda Triangle
3. 1000's of Movies and books on Monsters
4. Free one way ticket to Saturn

Judges Awards:
$100 Million For All Judges
FINAL RESULTS OF ICE CREAM WITH ANTAR
JUDGES FINAL RESULTS:
| OBJ | FHK | KHATARNAK | AKANNA | JUDGES |
| 242 | 245 | 241 | 247 | S3 |
| 243 | 243 | 245 | 248 | KOELI |
| 245 | 248 | 245 | 244 | KAL |
| 730 | 736 | 731 | 739 | TOTAL |
Overall | ||
| 1 | AK | 739 |
| 2 | Kuri | 736 |
| 3 | Khat | 731 |
| 4 | OBJ | 730 |
| General Qs (20) | ||
| 1 | Khat | 498 |
| 2 | Kuri | 495 |
| 3 | Obj | 492 |
| 4 | AK | 490 |
| S3's Qs | ||
| 1 | Kuri | 85 |
| 2 | AK | 84 |
| 3 | OBJ | 81 |
| 4 | Khat | 73 |
| Bruno's Qs | ||
| 1 | Ak | 84 |
| 2 | Khat | 78 |
| 3 | OBJ | 76 |
| 4 | Kuri | 73 |
| KAL Qs | ||
| 1 | Kuri | 83 |
| 2 | Khat | 82 |
| 3 | Ak | 81 |
| 3 | OBJ | 81 |
| OBJ | Tot | |||||
| BR | KAL | S3 | ||||
| Qs1 | think of es | 8 | 9 | 8 | 25 | 492 |
| Qs2 | person typ | 8 | 8 | 8 | 24 | |
| Qs3 | willingly? | 8 | 8 | 8 | 24 | |
| Qs4 | ur marks | 8 | 8 | 8 | 24 | |
| Qs5 | ur school | 9 | 9 | 9 | 27 | |
| Qs6 | song typ | 9 | 9 | 10 | 28 | |
| Qs7 | more such? | 8 | 8 | 8 | 24 | |
| Qs8 | fuuture mus? | 9 | 8 | 8 | 25 | |
| Qs9 | u like ice c? | 8 | 8 | 8 | 24 | |
| Qs10 | type ice c? | 8 | 8 | 8 | 24 | |
| Qs11 | love to u | 8 | 8 | 8 | 24 | |
| Qs12 | definition | 8 | 8 | 8 | 24 | |
| Qs13 | love a name | 8 | 8 | 8 | 24 | |
| Qs14 | nightmare | 8 | 9 | 8 | 25 | |
| Qs15 | hollywood? | 8 | 8 | 8 | 24 | |
| Qs16 | heal world | 8 | 8 | 8 | 24 | |
| Qs17 | ind/eng mov | 8 | 8 | 8 | 24 | |
| Qs18 | skid row | 8 | 8 | 8 | 24 | |
| Qs19 | jawani act | 8 | 8 | 8 | 24 | |
| Qs20 | riddle | 9 | 9 | 8 | 26 | |
| S1 | Summer's qs. See page 1 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 30 | 81 |
| S2 | 9 | 8 | 9 | 26 | ||
| S3 | 8 | 9 | 8 | 25 | ||
| B1 | Bruno's qs. See page 1 | 8 | 9 | 8 | 25 | 76 |
| B2 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 24 | ||
| B3 | 9 | 9 | 9 | 27 | ||
| A1 | Royal qs. See page 1 | 10 | 8 | 10 | 28 | 81 |
| A2 | 9 | 10 | 9 | 28 | ||
| A3 | 8 | 9 | 8 | 25 | ||
| 243 | 245 | 242 | 730 | 730 |
| Kuri | Tot | |||||
| BR | KAL | S3 | ||||
| Qs1 | think of es | 9 | 9 | 8 | 26 | 495 |
| Qs2 | person typ | 8 | 9 | 8 | 25 | |
| Qs3 | willingly? | 8 | 8 | 8 | 24 | |
| Qs4 | ur marks | 8 | 8 | 8 | 24 | |
| Qs5 | ur school | 9 | 9 | 9 | 27 | |
| Qs6 | song typ | 9 | 8 | 8 | 25 | |
| Qs7 | more such? | 8 | 9 | 8 | 25 | |
| Qs8 | fuuture mus? | 8 | 8 | 8 | 24 | |
| Qs9 | u like ice c? | 8 | 8 | 8 | 24 | |
| Qs10 | type ice c? | 8 | 8 | 8 | 24 | |
| Qs11 | love to u | 9 | 9 | 9 | 27 | |
| Qs12 | definition | 8 | 10 | 8 | 26 | |
| Qs13 | love a name | 8 | 8 | 8 | 24 | |
| Qs14 | nightmare | 9 | 9 | 9 | 27 | |
| Qs15 | hollywood? | 8 | 8 | 8 | 24 | |
| Qs16 | heal world | 8 | 8 | 8 | 24 | |
| Qs17 | ind/eng mov | 8 | 8 | 8 | 24 | |
| Qs18 | skid row | 8 | 8 | 8 | 24 | |
| Qs19 | jawani act | 8 | 8 | 8 | 24 | |
| Qs20 | riddle | 8 | 7 | 8 | 23 | |
| S1 | Summer's qs. See page 1 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 30 | 85 |
| S2 | 8 | 10 | 8 | 26 | ||
| S3 | 10 | 9 | 10 | 29 | ||
| B1 | Bruno's qs. See page 1 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 24 | 73 |
| B2 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 24 | ||
| B3 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 25 | ||
| A1 | Royal qs. See page 1 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 24 | 83 |
| A2 | 9 | 10 | 10 | 29 | ||
| A3 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 30 | ||
| 243 | 248 | 245 | 736 | 736 |
| Khat | Tot | |||||
| BR | KAL | S3 | ||||
| Qs1 | think of es | 9 | 9 | 8 | 26 | 498 |
| Qs2 | person typ | 8 | 8 | 8 | 24 | |
| Qs3 | willingly? | 9 | 8 | 8 | 25 | |
| Qs4 | ur marks | 8 | 8 | 8 | 24 | |
| Qs5 | ur school | 8 | 9 | 9 | 26 | |
| Qs6 | song typ | 9 | 9 | 8 | 26 | |
| Qs7 | more such? | 8 | 9 | 8 | 25 | |
| Qs8 | fuuture mus? | 9 | 9 | 9 | 27 | |
| Qs9 | u like ice c? | 9 | 8 | 8 | 25 | |
| Qs10 | type ice c? | 8 | 8 | 8 | 24 | |
| Qs11 | love to u | 9 | 8 | 9 | 26 | |
| Qs12 | definition | 8 | 8 | 8 | 24 | |
| Qs13 | love a name | 8 | 8 | 8 | 24 | |
| Qs14 | nightmare | 9 | 9 | 8 | 26 | |
| Qs15 | hollywood? | 8 | 8 | 8 | 24 | |
| Qs16 | heal world | 8 | 8 | 8 | 24 | |
| Qs17 | ind/eng mov | 8 | 8 | 9 | 25 | |
| Qs18 | skid row | 8 | 8 | 8 | 24 | |
| Qs19 | jawani act | 8 | 8 | 8 | 24 | |
| Qs20 | riddle | 9 | 8 | 8 | 25 | |
| S1 | Summer's qs. See page 1 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 24 | 73 |
| S2 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 24 | ||
| S3 | 8 | 9 | 8 | 25 | ||
| B1 | Bruno's qs. See page 1 | 9 | 10 | 9 | 28 | 78 |
| B2 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 25 | ||
| B3 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 25 | ||
| A1 | Royal qs. See page 1 | 9 | 10 | 9 | 28 | 82 |
| A2 | 10 | 9 | 10 | 29 | ||
| A3 | 8 | 9 | 8 | 25 | ||
| 245 | 245 | 241 | 731 | 731 |
| Kuri | Tot | |||||
| BR | KAL | S3 | ||||
| Qs1 | think of es | 8 | 9 | 9 | 26 | 490 |
| Qs2 | person typ | 9 | 8 | 9 | 26 | |
| Qs3 | willingly? | 8 | 8 | 8 | 24 | |
| Qs4 | ur marks | 8 | 8 | 8 | 24 | |
| Qs5 | ur school | 9 | 9 | 10 | 28 | |
| Qs6 | song typ | 8 | 8 | 8 | 24 | |
| Qs7 | more such? | 8 | 8 | 8 | 24 | |
| Qs8 | fuuture mus? | 8 | 8 | 8 | 24 | |
| Qs9 | u like ice c? | 8 | 8 | 8 | 24 | |
| Qs10 | type ice c? | 8 | 8 | 8 | 24 | |
| Qs11 | love to u | 9 | 8 | 8 | 25 | |
| Qs12 | definition | 8 | 9 | 8 | 25 | |
| Qs13 | love a name | 8 | 9 | 8 | 25 | |
| Qs14 | nightmare | 8 | 9 | 8 | 25 | |
| Qs15 | hollywood? | 8 | 8 | 8 | 24 | |
| Qs16 | heal world | 8 | 8 | 8 | 24 | |
| Qs17 | ind/eng mov | 8 | 8 | 8 | 24 | |
| Qs18 | skid row | 8 | 8 | 8 | 24 | |
| Qs19 | jawani act | 8 | 8 | 8 | 24 | |
| Qs20 | riddle | 7 | 8 | 7 | 22 | |
| S1 | Summer's qs. See page 1 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 25 | 84 |
| S2 | 10 | 9 | 10 | 29 | ||
| S3 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 30 | ||
| B1 | Bruno's qs. See page 1 | 10 | 8 | 10 | 28 | 84 |
| B2 | 9 | 8 | 9 | 26 | ||
| B3 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 30 | ||
| A1 | Royal qs. See page 1 | 10 | 8 | 9 | 27 | 81 |
| A2 | 8 | 10 | 8 | 26 | ||
| A3 | 10 | 8 | 10 | 28 | ||
| 248 | 244 | 247 | 739 | 739 |
A Note From King Anu To Khatarnak:
SUMMER 3:
OBJ 242
FHK 245
Khatarnak 241 😭 Boooooooooo
Akanna 247 👏👏👏
so Akanna Rani gets Universal or Khatarnak
Koeli and King Anu to give their marks too.😊
KOELI:
Over all everybody did superbly ..let me give my judge's "bhashan" now in the forum
O.kkk Here is my oscar ishtyle speech😛 .....
KING ANU LIVES:
QS | Qs | OBJ | FHK | KHAT | AK |
| Qs1 | think of es | 9 | 9 | 9 | 9 |
| Qs2 | person typ | 8 | 9 | 8 | 8 |
| Qs3 | willingly? | 8 | 8 | 8 | 8 |
| Qs4 | ur marks | 8 | 8 | 8 | 8 |
| Qs5 | ur school | 9 | 9 | 9 | 9 |
| Qs6 | song typ | 9 | 8 | 9 | 8 |
| Qs7 | more such? | 8 | 9 | 9 | 8 |
| Qs8 | fuuture mus? | 8 | 8 | 9 | 8 |
| Qs9 | u like ice c? | 8 | 8 | 8 | 8 |
| Qs10 | type ice c? | 8 | 8 | 8 | 8 |
| Qs11 | love to u | 8 | 9 | 8 | 8 |
| Qs12 | definition | 8 | 10 | 8 | 9 |
| Qs13 | love a name | 8 | 8 | 8 | 9 |
| Qs14 | nightmare | 9 | 9 | 9 | 9 |
| Qs15 | hollywood? | 8 | 8 | 8 | 8 |
| Qs16 | heal world | 8 | 8 | 8 | 8 |
| Qs17 | ind/eng mov | 8 | 8 | 8 | 8 |
| Qs18 | skid row | 8 | 8 | 8 | 8 |
| Qs19 | jawani act | 8 | 8 | 8 | 8 |
| Qs20 | riddle | 9 | 7 | 8 | 8 |
| S1 | Summer's qs. See page 1 | 10 | 10 | 8 | 8 |
| S2 | 8 | 10 | 8 | 9 | |
| S3 | 9 | 9 | 9 | 10 | |
| B1 | Bruno's qs. See page 1 | 9 | 8 | 10 | 8 |
| B2 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 8 | |
| B3 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 10 | |
| A1 | Royal qs. See page 1 | 8 | 8 | 10 | 8 |
| A2 | 10 | 10 | 9 | 10 | |
| A3 | 9 | 10 | 9 | 8 | |
| Total | N/A | 245 | 248 | 245 | 244 |
......Channel Antar ....The future of entertainments .....
Devio aur sajno, Namashkar, Salam. Aap sabka swagat hein Antar channel ke ek aur entertaining show mein jiska naam hein,

In this show we will invite 4 celebrities of IF 😃 and ask them some personal & impersonal questions. The other celebrities (IF Members) can also ask them questions. There will be 3 special judges who will decide the winner per appropriate and suitable answers than the other ones.
To The Ultimate Entertaining Show
In our 1st Episode the first 4 celebrities are:
The Special Judges Are:
KOELI KING ANU LIVES SUMMER 3
Essay on Indian Cow..
I hope, you'll forget your English by the time you finish reading this :) This is a true essay written by a candidate at the UPSC (IAS) Examinations.
The candidate has written an essay on the Indian cow:
Indian Cow
HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed, And because he is female, he give milks, [ but will do so when he is got child.] He is sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement. [Horses don't have any such achment]
What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species. Also his other motion... gober] is much useful to trees, plants as well as for making flat cakes[like Pizza ] , in hand , and drying in the sun. Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only attacking and defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is got child.
This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards. He has got tails also, situated in the backyard, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies
We are informed that the candidate passed the exam.and is now an IAS, in ......
1. What do you think about this essay?
FHK: Very interesting even male cows can give milk now. This world is changing and advancing in a super high speed if he is able to produce milk just imagine what she can do? Also is this cow a clone of something, the student has been very creative mixing the science world with the dummy world.
The student kept starting the phrase with he can do this he can do that, he is the world, he is the man that produces milk...his vocabulary could have been more interesting...
I think the reasons why the student passed this exam is either
1 - The guy marking the paper was bribed
2 - The guy marking the paper was his relative
3- The guy marking the paper was was the cow himself.
KHATARNAK: This essay was written by a person with a Great Engineering Mind. Let us ignore the gender and grammar and spelling etc. Rather than just putting the cow on a pedestal he has critically analysed the sacred and magical cow that eats green and gives out white milk ( something that our scientists cannot do). the author has also made it humourous so that all who read it enjoy themselves. (Looking deeper the COW refers to some Nuclear Facility located an Unknown location, so I must say that he has a good Criminal Mind)
AKANNA:Let me "think" what to think!! Apart from the "he" term used for the cow, another trend I see is the usage of the same word under two different contexts - for example, 'motion' as in movement and also as in feces... Then the error of using several words with "ward" in it, but used as a verb - thereby attaching "s" suffix for forward in one place (with great velocity forward's')! The milk is used in plural as milks!! Then the teeth are considered as a person - so 'whom' is used against it. The propositions are all over the place and many required ones are missing! All the tenses - present, past, present continuous, etc etc are messed up!! The tail is used in plural form for a single cow - "he has got tails"! And the tail is in the backyard!! Of course, there is no difficulty to understand the exact content or the logic and characteristics regarding the cow from this essay, though it provides a great laugh to the reader! Didnt quite understand the part "knowing his head"?!!
2. What type of person could wrote such essay"
FHK:Have to give him credit in his creativity...i mean people write about war, religion, love in their paper this guy had the guts to write about cows..they are sacred to Hindus and useful for many things, i have heard that in some places they actually worship cows?
KHATARNAK: It is written by a Great Thinker who is multi-talented, a scientist, engineer and a philosopher and an actor and a joker. If not properly mangaged this person can be a Nazi and rule the world like HITLER.
AKANNA: One can say that a male chauvinist wrote this as he sees everything ONLY through the eyes of a male - the most superior being according to him! He sees the cow as a he who is female! Wait a minute - he + she = it, right? There you go, what you know!! So he has the right logic after all...!!! Ha ha!!! A little twisted though - maybe not aware of the "it" kind of subjects in English grammar. But look at the bright side - he knows about pizza!!!
3. Do you think that person wrote that willingly or .......?
FHK:Maybe he did not study hard enough and said that the only way to pass was to remember his mother and praise her, fortunately God heard his cries.
He intends to control the world by controlling all the cows in the world first.
AKANNA:Please see my second part answer for question two. If it was written by the real one, then I would have to say willingly, as this is his exam and he has to answer the questions willingly to get a pass.
FHK: well i think his vocab needs to be be worked upon, makes it sound repetitive and monotonous with he does this and that...could have made it more exotic...however i think his humour covers his mistakes.
KHATARNAK: He deserves a History for Engineering and Science and Maths. English just a pass. Innovative ideas a distinction. But be careful as I will not warn you again.
AKANNA:In terms of grammar, fail!! In terms of contents regarding the "cow" as a separate entity, pass. In terms of humour - distinction!! In terms of comparison of the cow to other non-living things around, high distinction!
FHK: hmmm interesting question, i once wrote about sun, beach and the sand...my teacher wasn't too keen on it though, he wanted more of a depression type story. He was an old teacher did not understand the meaning of fun. I did not cheat. I have yet not looked at OBJ answers I declare this is my work and not plagiarised. I had to edit to make my font easier to read..this student is very considerate towards her examiners and of course not hinting any thing '''secretly winks''
KHATARNAK:I got History for Urdu and Hindi Poetry and I ranked the tops always. During my time I was also part of the Special Intelligence Force that also set all the exam papers ( so I always had the model answers too).
AKANNA:In English essays, I have always maintained record scores in school, no one could beat me in that (and no one could come near my scores either)! English was always the easiest language for me and so I could sit and finish an essay in a few minutes and so never understood why so many students have to struggle so much. As long as I didnt have to write any long essays in Hindi, I was fine! I never had a fail in any languages/courses, so I dont think I ever got really bad scores that I will always remember... I remember my record scores though as I got so many praises from so many teachers and the surprise expressions on everyone's face, and how the school principal was so fond of me and how my English teacher was so proud to have me in his class... Gees, I hate to say all these in a public forum, but I have to be a sport here - means a good salesperson too!!
Now Listen To This Song Carefully
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC_gkcplz_4[/YOUTUBE]
Now the questions are:
1. What type of song it is?
FHK:Mouth watering song for some, making me sick for others.
KHATARNAK:This is a song that will sound well if sung thru the Nak. It is repetitious and trying to hypnotise and brainwash all listeners. Good for the torture Chamber and Criminals.
AKANNA: A kiddy song in kinda rap style - kind of a promotional song for icecream and cake targeted at the young customers (children)!
FHK:If they can have nasal songs and oonth and danda songs then why not ice cream songs?
KHATARNAK:Yes for those persons who have mental problems and others who misbehave could be tortured with such songs. Can be used to get more information out from the MOTWs too.
AKANNA:Yes, but for little kids only!! (OBJ included!!!)
FHK: It would be go left, go right, go up , go down and round and round merry go round.
KHATARNAK:Pritamji and Anu malik will go bankrupt as there are no more songs to lift. Crime rate will also drop after victims are tortured by such songs; many will die in the prisons too. There will be no more terrorism etc
AKANNA:It will be a "wiggly wiggly world", with all the icecream, cakes, pancakes, milkshakes, burgers, etc flying around as musical notes!!
FHK:sorry i don't eat such stuff, i prefer coffee and tea.
KHATARNAK: I used to like them but now I detest it after listing to this song.
AKANNA: Yes, not a big fan of American ice creams; I like kulfi more.
FHK:N/A
KHATARNAK: Chocolate with lots of nuts and other goodies plus fortune cookies thrown in as I also want to see my fortune. But ice creams come from cows which eat grass. So eating ice cream=eating grass.
AKANNA:Pista kulfi, Kesar pista, falooda kulfi, sitafal kulfi, vanilla ice cream (no chocolate ones), coffee ice cream. Now do I get all these if I win?
MORE QUESTIONS
1. What love means to you?
FHK: Love is a deep feeling which is perhaps hard to describe in words, however here is my attempt. Love is when someone very special and dear to you comes first before you, their happiness, their sadness, their every emotion can be felt before it can touch the loved ones. Love makes you cry, loves make you laugh..love is a gift from God.
KHATARNAK: Love is giving heart for heart ,soul for soul ,life for life. In love there is only one.
AKANNA: Love means everything - see my definition below for 2nd question.
2. The definition of love, in a sentence.
FHK: '''love means never having to say your sorry'' sorry i couldn't resist loving you.
KHATARNAK: Love is putting the interest of others above our own interest
AKANNA:Love is not finding faults or perfection but caring and passionate, forgiving and understanding, consoling and comforting, refuge and loyalty, freedom and trust, and everything that a human being wants and looks for.
FHK:Well even humans have a name does their name not signify any importance? ''what's in a name?'' a rose is a rose, love is love...love is what makes nothing everything.
KHATARNAK: Love is much more for it adds richness and beauty to everything.
AKANNA: No, I dont, though I agree that it is so for many people but not for me. Why - because love stands for one's heart beat and not the shape of his or her heart to me - it has no colour, no shape, no size, and no measurement, but it has several forms - we see them in different forms in our lives and the external appearances of those forms become the physical forms of love for us.
FHK: okay this one i had about a few years ago but it still makes me shiver. I had a dream once that i was girl who was leading a normal life and went to school, socialised with her friends..now one day whilst sitting in my chemistry class the teacher asked me to do some equations on the board..as i went up to write the equations on the board, there was this weird feeling, my body was going under tranformation and before i knew it i was a snake..slimmy, horrible snake now when i looked at the class every other face was a also a fiery looking snake...more ugly and horrible than any cobras all spitting their venoms ..after that i woke up screaming my lungs out.....damn that dream was freaky...i hate snake it still makes me shiver...lets not get into too much detail..i have rushed this question through..please consider my beautiful face when marking this....even being a snake in my dream i was an ichdari nagin, the most beautiful snake in the world. Where can i hide my inhumanely beauiful face? main cheez badi hoon mast.
KHATARNAK: Once I dreamt that two of my friends who had been dead many years were at my door. They told me that it was time to go and to follow them down a very steep and winding road. We walked for a hour and disfigured corpses with hungry sharp teeth started to pull my leg and start biting me. They were laughing and giggling and kept calling my name. I tried to kick them but it was useless and they started pulling my hair with their cold uncut finger nails. Next moment I was on the floor and woke up screaming.
AKANNA: Oh no, I dont want to relive them!! There are so many... When one of my close friend committed suicide, I felt like she is haunting me - because a few days before her death, she came to see me and told me she wanted to talk to me (she used to disclose all her feelings only with me, I dont know why, she never trusted anyone including her mom though she was the only daughter), and since I was too busy with things at home which I couldnt drop and go and chat with her at the time, I couldnt talk to her in private... When I got free to talk, she said she has an appointment and gotta go.. She died without telling me what she was carrying in her mind... My grandma hid the news of her death from me for a couple of days in fear that I will run to her home, and she didnt want me to go there... When I came to know, my heart was filled with all kinds of feelings including guilt and I cursed myself for not trying to find time for her and since I was her best friend, I felt that she will come after me for not hearing her story... To this day I dont know why she did that, and it is a pain in my heart - she never left a note for anyone, I dont know if she did... I left India soon after that, but she remained in my heart all the time...
Jason- Friday the 13th
Michael myers- haloween
FHK:Just name a film for each? not bad..however i don't like horror films..i am only into romeo and juliet, heer and ranjha, edward and bella, king and kuri type of stories..horror is not my cup of tea..i only kill with my innocent looks..but these actors KILL heavy style.
Fred - A nightmare on Elm street series.
Jason - Friday the 13th.
Micheal..halloween series
now do i need to chose who i like? i think i have answered that in my above..please take into consideration that i am girl who doesn't like horror films..i mean a plastic rubber snake is enough for me to scream my lungs out, if i watch these films..i would die of horror attack...OBj would be good at this..he is a horror himself (sssh don't tell him that)
KHATARNAK:Freddy krueger - Nightmare on Elm Street
Jason- Friday the 13th
Michael Myers- Halloween
AKANNA: Freddy Krueger from "A nighmare on Elm Street", Jason from "Friday the 13th", and Michael Myers from "Halloween" - I have seen parts of Elm Street movie, and gees, it passes electric streaks through me to this day!
i thinkFHK: Micheal jackson
KHATARNAK:Michael Jackson
AKANNA:Isnt it Michael Jackson? He changed his name to "Mikaeel" after converting to a muslim...
FHK: Romeo and juliet and Twlight....for blushing reasons.
KHATARNAK: English Movie - The Mummy ( because I love my mother)
Hindi - same situation, way too many to pick from, but I will go with "Taal". It has an originality despite being a love story, and a wonderful twist of happenings with a beautiful ending. Plus the songs, the setting, and Akshay my heart melting hero along with Aish the beautiful lady! (I would have liked to pick a SRK movie, but Darr is the one that comes to my mind for some weird reason! Then Jab We Met is there too - because of Shahid!)
FHK: johnny Solinge
KHATARNAK: Johnny Solinger
AKANNA: Johnny Solinger - I am not a big fan of all the bands, so I am not so good with these kind of questions!
FHK: Aamir Khan
KHATARNAK: Aamir Khan
AKANNA: Hmm, never watched it! Aamir Khan!
Duke stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 22nd floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?
FHK: I think the dude was trying to commit suicide due to some depression, he lost hope and wanted to jump down and kill himself..however God showed him another path and instead of losing hope and dying, God told him to be strong and fight, survive the fall and stand up again..he woke up from his dreams got the answers and moved on in life fighting his depression like a real king therefore survived the fall.
KHATARNAK: He was a window cleaner and got tired of cleaning the 22 floor window so he jumped back into the building through the open window.
AKANNA:Because the soot covered all over him and carried him like a cloud to the ground? Oh c'mon, what kind of riddle is this?! I need to think - I cant find an answer in 10 milliseconds for this one!!
Judge's Questions To The Celebrities
SUMMER 3:
Abhijeet- talented but a nasty dislikable person.
Babul - a sanu clone.. wont last.
Alka- Ek do teen, meri mehboob meri sanam, kuch kuch hota hai, O re Chori, churake dil mera.
Baazigar - Kajol (main) Shilpa on side (just in case)
Shahrukh is a total package where as Salman is a joker
- Guloon mein Rang
- Janee jaan
- Kubakoo
- Hum Chale
- Baat Karni
Why - not clear that on question, magar yeh ghazalain sedhi dil pay jakay lagti hai - Aur phir kuch kuch hota hain.
you have the winner staring at you and yet you ask me to come up with a list?
Similarites between bella and kuri..both are very special heheeh bella smells very good, kuri looks very good.
Khatarnak! The brave one!
He wears his moral police uniform with care
a nagging fear deep down somewhere
will this just be another day
or would his bravery to protect his sister be called to pay
is his duty just another word
The answers seem not his to find
Yet with his bravery he goes to his post
denying what he fears the most
The day does pass but he is still alive
another day he has survived
Nightmares of death in troubled sleep
he prays the lord his soul will keep
Khatarank was the most dangerous of them all
The strongest weapon to kill them all who failed to respect his uniform
With this His kuri salutes him
for his bravery
OBJ
There was once an immature boy, who was super hyper all the time..he would walk in the street, walk on his feet, going to the shops looking at all the lovely treats...now time for cinema, he wants to watch a film so he bought himself a large muffin along with some popcorn ( not to be mistaken for po*n) ...shopping was very tiring the pop movie was fun, the day was done...it is time to rest his immature head listening to the Voice of God.
AKANNA YOU GO GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤗
i just read her poetry on me and would personally like to thank her. It was very sweet...so akanna are we sharing antar? 😉😆
Obj doesn't like ice cream very much...personal request from the runner up to provide him with the biggest chocolate muffins (worth at least 146595kcal) 😆 if you don't he would smash your heads 🤗
Khaty bhai is happy to have pariticpated he is truely amazing 🤗
Thanks to the judges...okay okay i would let the others do the speech now.
kuri shuts her mouth
grrr hates exams!
But she selects to be of only one
To him she has dedicated her heart
As well as all her love and care
She won the heart of too many people
With her charm, innocence and jokes
And she is the Kuri of this forum
When she writes poems for everyone
I am trying to write one for her!
Jojo
What cannot I say about Jojo
He is the Khaty Bhai for many
And the moral police to gals
He takes care of his herds
Always step in for everyone
In times of crisis or despair
Lending a helping hand in need
Or moral support if required
Akanna was and is my name
And he made me Akanna Rani!!
SHEER TALENT.
😆😆
OBJ doesn't bribe.. he gives dhamki: With knife
If you don't believe in love at first sight do you want me to fly past you again
SUmmer Comments!...............................................................................................
To Khatarnak....
I am still trying not convinced that I am a poet.
Day/night- Raat ki tarrki mein baray baray kam ho jatay hain 😆😆😆
Aik martaba mulaqat karkay dekho - doosri date kay liyan khud insist karo gi - Khatarnak kabhi sudharnay wala nahin 😆😆😆
...Hii AK 🤗 ..welcome to this show 😃..enjoy ur celeb status 😃
KING ANU LIVES:
TO OBJ,
1: What do you think is Kuri's real feelings about King Anu. E.g. maybe she thinks i am a clown, a joker etc.
no... she adores you. really. when she saw the "madman" line she flipped and told me to change it. i didn't but i made sure that u didnt take it in the wrong way. her love is genuine, king anu.
*2: Find one major weakness of Woh Ajnabee. Explain briefly. I know she is your dear friend. I want serious answer
if u want a serious answer, then I'll say that she has none.. she's sweet, kind, lovable, caring, intelligent, etc etc... till now i havent found any.
I enjoy posting in ur topics.. I definitely feel that 3rd person adds to ur personality, but I dont THINK u do it for trp..
1: What do you think is Kuri's real feelings about King Anu. E.g. maybe she thinks i am a clown, a joker etc.
Devdas 😆😆😆
*2: Find one major weakness of Akkanna. Explain briefly. I know she is your dear friend. I want serious answer
Arguments after Arguments (never ending) - main harnay wali nahin, jeet kar hi rahoon gi
3: Do you believe King Anu does things for TRP, get attention, to remain popular, be a king, be different from others. Honest answer
To AK
1: What do you think is Kuri's real feelings about King Anu. E.g. maybe she thinks i am a clown, a joker etc.
*2: Find one major weakness of Khatarnak. Explain briefly. I know he is your dear friend. I want serious answer
3: Do you believe King Anu does things for TRP, get attention, to remain popular, be a king, be different from others. Honest answer
- I dont think you do things for TRP - so that's a No. 😃
- At times, I feel that you do things to get attention - not always, but at times, for example, when you keep bringing up the leaving the forum subject... 😃
- To remain popular - kinda 'no comments' or 'N/A' answer here, as you are already popular! 😃
- To be a king - Yes! You emphasize on your royalty standards every now and then and brings that into the limelight as much as possible! 😉 😃
- To be different from others - maybe - it's both yes and no here! You want to be different and so you try that, of course, but since many of us here care for you and look at you as a good friend, you dont need to do that either, and also since each of us are different to each other in some way or other, and hence you are different too... 😊 😃
To Kuri
1: What do you think King Anu thinks about you in reality. E.g. maybe I think you are am a clown, a joker etc.
From the very first day to today and forever kuri has always told you that you stand out from the crowd. Not in bad way but in a good way, in a very unique way..why do you think i chose you to be my special friend? Your not a clown, your not a joker, your my king. In reality your one hell of a guy..😊
*2: Find one major weakness in Kingt Anu . Explain briefly. I know he is your dear friend. I want serious answer
If my anu can spend God knows how long writing the special pm could his kuri not spend just 10mins reading it? if it wasn't for calgal motw i would have never known that the emotion comment was leaked out from your pm. Do you really think i am such a bitch? would i not bother to read your comment? maybe you did not send it to me because you thought i won't respond to it. Anu the emails you sent me on gmails, trust me, when you left IF and joined gmail..i left IF and followed you on Gmail, when you came back to IF..i came back to IF, didn't use my gmail after your return on IF..maybe i am witch too that follows you everywhere. Sorry for that.
Your weakness makes me respect you even more. Your a guy true to your emotion and i love you for that the most.
3: Do you believe King Anu does things for TRP, get attention, to remain popular, be a king, be different from others. Honest answer
Do you think my emotion is controlled by a remote where you hit the IF log on button and your emotion is logged on and once you hit the offline button the emotion is logged off, take the plugs out and the emotion is dead all together....do you think i don't realize the depth of your emotions anu? am i such a drama queen who thinks people with play with their emotions to gain TRP..would i ever thinnk you do any of this for trp..am i really that bad to believe that you do this for attention? Kuri made her very first marriage proposal for attention but do you think her response to your farewell message was also for attention? I am not a robot, not a machine controlled. I have a mind of my own, a heart of my own and i believe that every word you wrote in your farewell message was from your heart. Because it touched me, i cried when i read that, i cried when i responded back. Do you think i did all that for trp? what trp? to gain sympathy, attention?To answer your question short no anu you don't do this for trp and neither does your kuri...we share an emotional bond. A question you asked to other students does kuri love me? well kuri does not know if she loves you but i do care for you.. Care a lot for my own good actually.
I want to add something else to this, but the last time i added this aizan laughed at me, i found some answers to the questions i was searching for.At the end the judges will declare the winner and also the prize.