Contest: Ask a Stupid Question !!! - Page 8

Originally posted by: jigalsumeet

Why Mumbay is now Bombay?

I am from Arab country " U.A.E >> Dubai"

we always say : bombay .. so I really want to know why it change from Mumbay to Bombay 😊 don't laugs f it was a stubid question 😛

This student misses school for 1 month. Goes to school and says:😊

Student to teacher: Did I miss anything?😕

Teacher answers: No, we decided not to do anything cuz u left. 😆

when someone is cooking food you go in and take the lid off and burn your hand, that someone will say "ahteat sey garam hei"..

"thanks for telling me AFTER i burnt my hand!!! am i suppose to be a mind reader... couldnt you see me touching the lid..."

someone when asking for time:
Do u have the time and he looks at his wrist and points to it..

"do i touch/point at my crotch when asking for the toilet"

on the advertisement:
THIS IS NEW AND IMPROVED...

er.. it can either be NEW or improved. if its new then it cant be improved and if its impoved it cant be new...

when you have a serious accident:
you: aah (scream in agony)
someone: dard ho raha hey kya
you: nahin mujhey fazool mein cheekhney ki adat hai

you go to macdonalds:
unless you specify "Mac" in front of things they dont notice!!

you have flue:
YOU: achoo, achoo, achoo
someone: lagta hei tumhey zukam (flu) hei?
you: nahin jee, flu kahan sei hey, mein to bas time pass kar raha tha

here are few...

Q: Is it raining outside?
A: Does it ever rain inside?

Q: May I have this dance?
A: Sure, I don't want it.

Q: (Student to teacher) Can I go to the bathroom?
A: Are you wearing a diaper?